/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• This guy slept with his Xiaomi phone underneath his pillow, the phone overheated causing the battery to explode. This is somehow Xiaomi's fault • Anons consider a possible eBay deal • user's cheap chink charger burnt up, adds 10/10 bait to discourage newfags from buying chink shit • user posts pic of his Giant Mitu plush • user bought a chinese intellimouse, signs point towards it being a legit intellimouse 3.0 • user's Xiaomi Redmi phone came plastered with ads (a reseller ROM was on there) • user posts a RTL-SDR USB some sharks for his Moto X and a Xiaomi Powerbank posts sharkfoot • An update from me on the infographic and some faggots antics posing as me Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/Chink_Girl_Skill/32224783503.html
gearbest.com/mouse/pp_320294.html
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aliexpress.com/store/2060066
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Last minute addition
• user posts mini-review of the MiBand2

Why no news about original op's recent retirement?

I need a phone that will work with US cell provider Ting.

Max is $200, preferably less. I dont need a crazy good processor or anything, but would like a decent screen and not have to dick around with reflashing ROMs too much.

Thanks in advance!

>tfw you posted your purchase in the last thread but you didn't make the news

>tfw you posted a mini review as a throwaway comment and made the news

>go to gearbest
>look in your price range
>pick each phone
>check it with willmyphonework.net
Wow, 10 minutes worth of work. Fuck you.

I've been in the news before, it's not that great.

Don't sweat it

I bet it's the same user that didn't want to use google on the last thread

>tfw all you did was point out that the original op is no longer with us and you still made the news

>tfw when you use a tripcode and post reviews/pics as soon as a new thread starts, just to make it into the /csg/ news.

Check this shit out. Micro SD card holder arrived earlier today. Feels cheaper than I thought it would, but it still works great.

Recommended? Highly.

I havent bought shit from china before, and Ting isnt on willmyphonework.net.

God forbid anyone has an experience they care to share with me :^)

Another trip added to the filter list.

Get a real provider.

Ting is cheap and Sprint is $80/mo because I'm grandfathered into truly unlimited data.

Also, let me save you some trouble
/^!/

But I assume they have a list of the bands they use on their webpage, don't they?

So
>go to gearbest
>look in your price range
>pick each phone
>compare compatible bands with the ones at the Ting website
Wow, 10 minutes worth of work. Fuck you.

>Micro SD card holder
Memeshark case please

anyone around know about 1:1 glasses frame clones?
was looking into oliver peoples from shenzhen insight, but I can't find comparisons of their glasses (or any other sellers', really)

Note 3 Pro

>tfw tmobile and grandfathered in to truly umlimited for $70/mo

:^)

Anyone is having problems to log on aliexpress?
I try and i get this.

Shoo shoo tripfag

So I bought two 8Bitdo ZERO's after an user posted his here and jesus christ these things are TINY
They're about as tall as an SD card. I can cover half of one with my thumb.
They're actually really good quality. The buttons feel nice and responsive and I've felt no lag over bluetooth on Android or Windows.
Of course they're a bit cramped to play with but they're like a full quality gamepad just shrunken down. I'm gonna keep one on my keys in case I get stuck somewhere with nothing to do.

For the fuckwit that said china will have a crisis and posted a graph of private debt to gdp, its because they have 0% interest rate and they're land banking. Seriously fucking doubt theyll crash if they're buying commodities in limited supply like houses

Its here... Its finally here...

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>EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN
really makes you think, huh

open it you madman

enjoy the Chinese dick up your butt

It's not going to be a dildo, that retarded tripfag is just begging for attention again. Filter him and move on.

is it just me or is gearbest getting a lot faster at processing orders?

Had two separate orders in the past week both got processed and shipped out in a day, and got working tracking numbers by the 3rd day.

at least
aliexpress.com/Chink_Girl_Skill/32224783503.html

I bought a Doogee X5 Max Pro on sale 5 days ago and it's still processing.

Its something far better than a dildo:

Xiaomeme XL mousepad
32gb shark meme
2x black styluses
2x micro sd card readers

gearbest.com/mouse/pp_320294.html

You just havent found the right dildo

Fucking Chinese chinks just wrapped a piece of white plastic around everything and taped it shut. Sharkmeme package got bent, being pressed against the mouse pad. Shit still works great though.

/item/

g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/UT8evI8XqJaXXagOFbXo.jpg

heh

im a girl and this make me moist

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Got a tripod thing came with a phone holder which is cool, and also some weird adapter I don't know what it's for, maybe a GoPro?

Also got a remote for a Nikon camera. I don't know how it works.

Also got a Nikon bag the other day for my camera I don't know how to use.

Has a big D on it because

Any good high end chink headphones out there?

no

Enable infrared in camera settings.
Yes, that adaptor is a gopro or SJCAM mount for the waterproof housing.

Superlux is pretty much as good as it gets.

Cool thanks!

Got a Nikon dslr for $30 at a yard sale and been ricing it out

Superlux HD668b's are the best you can but for under $50

>been ricing it out
>dslr
explain please

Got my money back from this chinky fuck

No that was me, and for the record Googling was the first fucking thing I did.

Really did not expect the hostility from "hey guys what provider do you use with your Redmemes".

Any good watch brands?

Got a sexy camera bag, fore skin for the lens, a remote, tripod that doesn't actually support the weight of the camera (not all rice is functional) ordered a new eye piece that looks more fancy.

Might order the extra battery handle thingy

Basically doing what folks do to their cars when they rice it out - buying shit that makes it look good but doesn't actually enhance the performance.

I should look like a real photographer and I will take artsy b&w photos in raw

just get a pair of superlux hd668bs, your animu torrents all have shitty 192kb/s audio anyway

> 2016
> Listening to compressed music

Do you hate your ears that much?

Are there recommended Chinese SSD manufacturers? I'd like a good cheap SSD for my x200.

Give him one star.

>waiting by the door all day
>check door tonight
>delivery notice: missed
FUCKING FAGGOT MAILMAN DID YOU EVEN KNOCK

Kingdian

Do you live in a big city by any chance?

no, I even have a dog so it's a mystery how this guy was able to slap a faggot slip on my door without making the slightest noise and triggering the woofs

Where 2 obtain cheap weeb stuff?
Couldn't find anything in the wiki.
Looking for wallscrolls/posters and some waifu keychains.

Just go to AliExpress and look up "anime" followed by whatever you want.

aliexpress, ebay
just put "anime name" + anything

aliexpress.com/store/product/Top-Sale-Mini-Handheld-Manual-Stitch-Clothes-Fabrics-Sewing-Machine-Needlework-Worldwide-Store/1953378_32700011452.html

One step closer to adulthood, now mommy dont have to sew my clothes.

Hows chink SSDs?

They're just fine, posting from a kingdian at the moment.

I don't know about that tapestries and keychains but here's a store for dakis and bed sheets

aliexpress.com/store/2060066

Chink E-mount lenses? :3

should i buy some Monoprice 8323?

samyang, mitakon, fotasy, etc. pretty much all going to be manual though. anything else would be beyond shit tier optics.

What bongs, pipes, or water pipes have you guys gotten from China?

none because im not a degenerate fuck

aliexpress.com/item/Supreme_bong_420/1742422187.html

Chinese glass is fucking awful. Your shit will break instantly. Buy American if you want a strong, sturdy piece.

>American glass
You mean Japanese, right?
Stupid tripfag.

Blackmail him into giving you a 5 pound bad of rice.

That chat log would really make my day.

what the fuck

Pls don't bully the $1.60/hr worker

At least you won't buy that fire machine

>EMS

>nitecore
>fire machine

Nitecore makes good chargers you retard.

>muh glorious nippon glass
>muh 1000 folds

Fucking weaboos.
Nothing beats hand-blown yankee glass.

I've been using Nitecore for 4 years now and my wife's son's house is still unburnt

What are some useful household products?

aliexpress.com/item/rude_doormat/32670677666.html
Door fucking mats

A mat, to fuck doors on?

fucking rugs

Something to hold keys

Fuck stools.

Anyone got any experience with Microflash stuff?
Are they any good?

Maybe he barks when he hears something AND feels like it.

My doggo does exactly that.

To add to this, I'm looking at a 128gb card, and they go for 35 bucks on alliexpress. The guy selling it second hand is asking 15 bucks for it.

So I bought a Cube i7 stylus because it had M.2 SSD instead of the EMMC shit.

But now I find out that it uses a 2242 type M.2 and it's absurdly expensive to buy locally as it's the short type and most stores carry 2280 long type M.2s

Fuck my life.

Anyone order these zweihnder chink bulbs? I'm expecting mine in the mail soon (it's been about 4 weeks).

5w LED should equal about 40w incandescent. For 2 years I have been using GE brand 13w LED bulbs bought from dollarama @ $3/ea, I have no reason to replace them but at about $1/each these bulbs might fit in some areas where I don't need a 13w LED bulb. My electricity bill is already only about $30/mo, but some lights I like to leave on.

Probably is a fake, do not buy.

What is the most expensive thing that you've bought?

$250 tablet, ordered on July 7th, still didnt receive it

A tablet and it's accessories for near 500 bux

Why not get a proper non-chink tablet if you're going to spend so much..?

There are no Wacom enabled tablets for anywhere near that price with a Skylake Core M CPU and USB type C

Also fucking thinkpad meme and it's 256 pressure sensitivity, also fuck the Thinkpad Tablet 2.

A Chink AMD GPU

turned out to be a literal housefire

What pillow did you get user