What would be the most Sup Forums way to kill someone?

What would be the most Sup Forums way to kill someone?

Make them install Arch.

housefire

slap them with a t420

Look at them

Remove the fuse socket from the mainline

Hack their pace maker with a very strong inductive current

Beat them to death with a piss bottle

sudo jump of cliff

sudo always works

Easymode: Swatting
Hardmode: Hack a self-driving car and run over them

No diabolical schemes? Dr evil would be disappointed.

Posting a non-animated GIF.

>captcha
7700 and a fucking olympics symbol
How the fuck I'm gonna type that?!

Force them to do a jigsaw style puzzle, except instead of overcoming some fear or going through a life changing experience, they'd have to Install Gentoo, or be thrust into a pool of overclocked 480s without any fans.

OoOoO

Pretend to kill them with technology but really kill them with video games and anime.

I saved the image to my tablet and not sure why it's not animated.

I bet everyone that knows the movie or image clicked on it and waited for the explosion

convince them to take hormones and dragon dildos until they die of eternal bleeding

>eternal bleeding

That's bretty prutal pro

Suicide
Because everyone on this cancerous subreddit should kill themselves.

Now since you've mentioned bleeding, let me tell you a quick way to achieve maximum results with minimal pain and such.

Length wise ~2cm thick incision at region of wrist where you feel your pulse. Then cut the artery you see. You"ll feel slightly dizzy, nauseous and sleepy. And after 1 mins unconscious. Takes about 10 mins to die.

BONUS TIP:
>Use some painkiller, local anesthesia.
>Lay on bed and lower your hand into a jar etc to collect blood. This makes less messy for your family, cleaners.

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Hide in your roomand wait for them to die

Electrocute them with a 15kv neon transformer

i dont know we should try it on me to figure it out

Make a bet with someone which won't allow them to eat unless they can install Windows 7 on Linux Mint.

I think my family would be more disturbed thinking about how I planned it so meticulously

>What would be the most Sup Forums way to kill someone?
Link their daily calorie allowance to AMD stock price times 100.

Beating a man to death with an IBM Model M

Destroying Internet reputation because nowadays humans are huge faggots.

Hack the pedometer of their smartwatch so that it displays 100 steps as 1 step and they die of exhaustion.

Even in the afterlife his ass bleeds.

>thinking this is hard at all
Make them install LFS without a manual

Force them to browse Sup Forums

Underrated post.

Start with a filesystem.

>not knowing the meme

If they find out you did it then I think it's justified for them to kill your entire family with dragon dildos.

Death by autism