Female programmers

How does this feel?

Also, can you give me examples of accomplished female programmers?

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Dibs on robin

Jade and Corrine can get the dick.

Most of those women are MtF transsexuals.

If they can program a sandwich, I'll have no issue with it.

Can you give examples of accomplished male programmers?
>Linus
>RMS
>Pajeet
No (and these are all known for their roles in organisations). Its not a profession which gets you a lot of attention. Yes, women are rare. No, not all accomplished women in programming are transsexuals.

I don't know exactly why programming isn't something women are into. But it's a rather boring topic without some real points of discussion.

>Female

I'm just curious.

For example Carmack never went full-political and he is still around coding. It was nice to read about his work ethic.

Just like the runners winning in the Olympics lel

traps are literally women+

Not linda liukas? The cutest one?

They allow that shit despite the fact that their muscles are male? Lame.

I'd say the same with programmers of course, they haven't replaced the brain I'm confident.

I love Linda Lukas. There's just something about her that makes me feel magnetised to her. She has a bouncy, optimistic personality that makes me want to squish her like a gummy bear. If we had kids, it would be such a beautiful experience teaching them how to program and reading them Ruby bedtime stories. :3

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there should be olympic programming

You don't even have to get a sex change.
So long as you claim to be a woman and keep your testosterone levels below 10 nmol/L for at least 12 months, you are eligible to compete as a woman amongst the other women.

There is. Its called Death March

Sex and gender are recognised by psychologists and sociologists as being two separate things. Just saying you identify as a woman is good enough.

I'd like to teach her some pair programming if you know what I mean.

I mean I'd like to mate with her and produce babies.

i hate this new-age crap
the worst part is that generation Z is eating this shit up and soon every fucking kid is going to think they're trans and go through an incredibly embarassing genderfluid phase.

OH so apparently there's been a lack of distinction in most organisations and that's why we have these strange situations occurring because people get to do strange stuff because someone randomly used gender instead of Sex?

Because it's clearly not about gender in the Olympics. Its about Sex.

forgot my pic

So basically what this info graphic is saying is that gender is a made up thing to that doesn't exist at all because what you're 'assigned at birth' is just your sex. And by extension the rest is just personality.

Arguably a gender expression (though the word gender really stopped being a thing so its just personal expression really) exists. Which is a a set of possible labels that can be attached to you from the outside based on the perceptions of others. Things like being masculine, feminine, righteous, attractive, interesting/unique, disgusting, vapid, bit of a cunt.

>anime turns you gay
More like stupid individuals do stupid things.

Does Zoe Quinn even program? I thought she just wrote dumb shit.

That's a cute boy.

...

>she

zoe isn't trans

Kek

Quinn's the actual female.
Wu's the tranny.

You're thinking of Brian!na Wu. Quinn (Chelsea Van Valkenburg) is an ex SuicideGirls model.

Ada Lovelace?
Grace Hopper?

Except my sister only inherited clothes from me and while she could do programming she didn't like it at all.

And you're being ridiculous if you think that's how parents raise kids. The kids choose the toys. Almost always.

>female programmers
>of the 11 shown, 3 of them are actually men

ada never made anything of value and rode on the coattails of her husband's work
she was also insane

this is the extent of grace hopper's contributions to computer science

All the Music you know from Street fighter. All the legendary tunes.

Done by this gal

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoko_Shimomura

>Ada Lovelace
Invented the concept of using computers for alternative data presentation.
Programming? Not so much.
>Grace Hopper
Invented the first programming language. Certainly a notable programmer. Belongs on that list for sure.

Also since you have to make these asterisks:
Making these statements about Adam and Grace doesn't mean I think they're insignificant or worse people in any way. But I'd rather not see people calling Steven hawking a computer expert just because he communicates using a computer. He's a physicist. A damn good one.

boys don't want to go in the pink aisle because cooties and girls don't want to be ostrasized so they don't go in the boys aisle.
sometimes you see girls wanting to do boy things and this is called being a tomboy
notice how the term "tomgirl" isn't really a thing

i'm sure this guy would like to say otherwise

We call them faggots.
But yeah. It happens. If you raise kids poorly.

really makes me think

Catastrophe. God save us all.

>not even aligning the if and the else

Does python allow you to do operator overloading on the assignment operator?

>just added female hair to the male drawing
kek/10

>You can't be beautiful AND smart.

I was born cis male but I identify as a female programmer. Pic related my hero.

t. 18 year old coder

>that hair
>those shoulders
>non-existent hips

not going to pass

>first notable woman programmer
>a man

wew lad

>Grace hopper is still one of the first results
>There's still hope

This is fucking hilarious, should've been there for your kid more.

Also, I would be his new daddy. Give him every little bit of attention he needed ;)

Ponies aren't even anime, fampai

>= instead of ==

There's an awful lot wrong with that image, kek, pretty impressive to be able to do that in 5 lines

Nobody gives a shit about your gender you attention seeker whore

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>Sex and gender are recognised as being two separate things
those "experts" just redefined gender to be something nonsensical and meaningless.

That's a cisgender woman who regularly goes on Sup Forums. There's a video of her at a Trump rally.

youtu.be/P7BOmojLYjo?t=3m22s

Those two fucking mongrels.
Not Karlie Kloss.

>mfw

>Uses print commands instead of calling a function

How the fuck did she even manage to develop her shitty game?

she didn't
she's not a programmer in any sense of the word, and she probably got some beta orbiters to write it for her

Rebecca Heineman
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Why did you post Yoko Shimomura in a female programmer thread? If I'm not mistaken she just writes all the music and someone had to put it into the games for her.

Can't wait to get the FFXV soundtrack when it comes out this November.

you guys are some lonely ass bastards

>girls who like toys other than dolls are raised poorly
Yup, nothing wrong with ideas like that.

>Just saying you identify as a woman is good enough.

Thats right user

Look at this strong independent female athlete who dont need no ovaries to compete

whoops

What feel? Stop being a faggot OP.

They're intersex, physically neither fully female or male. They don't fit in either category, but then how are they going to play?

MLP isn't anime.

Good female programmers are usually ugly and indian or arab americans

And it just so happens that I hate linkers and think they're a terribly stupid idea.

Wrong board, this belongs on

pic related wrote software for the APOLLO missions
Margaret Hamilton

Notable not because of their coding, but because of the whole "GamerGate" thing

>she