some faggot is stealing shit off of porches in my apartment complex so I have an excellent idea for revenge if possible, hear me out
I have an older rooted S4. What I want to do is leave my phone out on my porch and let the fucker steal it. Here's where shit gets good: I want to be able to remotely overclock the cpu to the point that the phone becomes a fire hazard or the battery catches fire. Is this possible and, if so, how can I do this? I want this fucker to get 3rd degree burns on his leg and/or burn his house down.
howabout this. Use your rooted S4 as a camera, and call the police!.
James Ward
>apartment >burn his house That's also your house, senpai.
Nathan Hill
this. put the phone out and hide a camera somewhere... or if it's on your property fucking shoot the nigger.
William Cooper
>video no thanks i want him fucked
I have plenty of guns but I'd have to lure him into a break-in then it's prison for me. no thx
Watch me give a shit. I have full coverage renter's insurance
Carter Green
>no thanks i want him fucked prison will do that plenty
Jonathan Ross
Processors have protection against overheating nowadays. They will simply turn off.
Jonathan Gutierrez
Yes user, the phone will catch on fire and his house will burn down! You're fucking stupid
Noah Turner
Ok then senpai. Your thing is actually possible. Install a ssh+vnc server, configure your phone so it doesn't stop apps when locked (or disable audio and backlight (also possible to cut the voltage to screen but I've never been able to do that on my S3. Better luck?)). You'll also need a Wi-Fi close enough (possible via cellular too but much easier with Wi-Fi) After that, all yours.
Julian Torres
Op is autistic and a little bitch
Jace Jones
why don't you just enable tracking and call the police once you know where Jamal lives
Caleb Allen
Bear traps
Samuel Howard
Also, you do not need to waste that phone. Just make an (Arduino ?) circuit that shorts the battery when you remote activate it and make it fancy.
Nathaniel Rogers
With cum?
Owen Lopez
You are American, right? Just shoot that nigger. Or alternatively replace the insides of the phone with explosives. He'll steal it thinking it's out of battery and keep it in his pocket when you blow it up
Nathaniel Johnson
Maybe you'll have better luck with Sup Forums
Lucas Reed
i'm basically there, anyway, judging from this thread
Alexander Moore
Jesus user are you really this stupid?
The processor will shut itself down if it gets too hot, and even if it didn't it wouldn't be hot enough to make the battery explode
Benjamin Wright
So you want to cause other people possibly very expensive problems if not an outright risk to their life by causing an apartment fire because you're autistic/obsessed enough to take revenge on some thieving prick instead of just getting the thief arrested? You're an even bigger prick than the thief. You have absolutely no moral high ground whatsoever if you do something like this. You could even get some innocent kid killed because of your stupid games and lack of brains to see the possible consequences of your actions affecting people other than the thief. You're scum wrapped in cancer tbqh. Kill yourself. Seriously.
Sebastian Miller
OMG user UR A COOL HACKER
Benjamin Edwards
>said the dishonorable plebeian Why don't you want to personally destroy your enemies, user? I bet you've never even challenged anyone to a rapier duel.
Zachary Perez
faggot detected
Jordan Peterson
>from a 12-year old's point of view, being an adult is faggotry
Leo Martin
>Ship USPS First Class package to yourself for $2.45. >Set up video camera. >Record faggot stealing your package. >Call USPIS, report mail theft. >Laugh as feds catch fag red handed, and he goes to prison for felony mail theft.
