What's the reason for any phone I touch losing signal until I place it back down again?

What's the reason for any phone I touch losing signal until I place it back down again?

It's fucking infuriating, I can't reliably use any mobile phone because it just loses signal in my hands, I'm not even talking about the stupid iphone misdesign problem, this seems to happen with any phone I try.

Too much salt in my diet or something? An unusual static charge? What's the reason and is there anything I can do about it?

I am a fat fuck but I see other fat fucks using phones all the goddamn time and this is getting to be a nuisance now.

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Find a way to get hired at Google, and please touch some of their servers.

You're the anti-botnet man.

Make list of phones you have problems with.
Let's see all the shit devices we should avoid like leprosy.

Galaxy S3
Galaxy S4
Some Nokia phone that had a sliding keyboard on it
Sagem My x-2
Iphones of all types
Doro old person big button phone
Razr
Orange san fransisco II
Janus One Miniphone

These are some of the phones that friends and family have had over the years which I remember trying and failing with

Wow, some of the devices are well known and can't be blamed.

>losing signal
And by that you mean?
GSM
G2
G3
G4
LTE
WiFi 2,4GHz
Wifi 5GHz
Where do you live?
Are your hand huge?
Made from iron?
Have you ever been in MRI? X-ray?

are you an X-man?

When you touch the phone it immediately loses signal? What about when you stop touching it, does it gains the signal back instantly?

I mean signal reception, no longer able to make/receive calls or messages, nor internet access. It just gradually fades down to nothing over the course of about 60 seconds.

I live in a rural area with poor signal to begin with but it's not THAT bad, everyone has a phone.

My hands are normal size for an overweight adult male I think?

I've had xrays but never an MRI.

Loses signal gradually when I pick the phone up, signal seems to kind of pop back up to full a short time after I put it down again. Could be to do with how the phone sends out a signal check pulse intermittently?

install GMS Signal Monitoring
play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.signalmonitoring.gsmsignalmonitoring

Post screen of graph and general info, this sounds unbelievable.
When I am holding my phone, my signal drops only from -83 to -91 dbm which means nothing. Maybe you just live in area where signal is crap generally and your hand pushes it to 0.