"Hey user, Mom says you have to let me use your computer."

"Hey user, Mom says you have to let me use your computer."

fuck off midget ghost.

I'm using gentoo with no GUI so good luck.

joke's on you faggot. I don't have a computer, I use public computers to browse Sup Forums.

I'll use your asshole.

>"Mom Kevin won't let me play the Amiga!!! T.T"
>"KEVIN LET YOUR BROTHER HAVE A TURN!"
>"No I'm playing Civilization."
>"JASON GOD DAMNIT GO PLAY WITH YOUR LEGOS OR SOMETHING ITS HIS COMPUTER."

But I don't have a brother

This is why we played turn based games so that we could take turns

Yeah I usually did too but sometimes you just want to play CIV for like 5 hours.

My brother liked watching me play or we played games where you took turns, like Star Wars Battlefront, Lego racers etc. so I never had this problem.
>thanks based God

Perfect chance for me to introduce him to lolis :-D

>tfw nobody i know can manage my thinkpad's trackpoint
>mfw i also disabled the trackpad

>Lego Racer
that feel

Is it me, or does the plant behind him somehow make him look all the more annoying?

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>brother wants to use family PC to play Carmen San Diego
>grabs the floppy disk
>puts it into the 5 1/4" drive instead of the 3.5 inch
>we try to get it back out but the metal clip gets stuck inside
>now when you boot the computer it says invalid boot drive
>I was like 8 and my mom is retarded so we basically thought the computer was no longer usable

Jokes on you, i was the youngest. Also my brothers played sports and had friends, i never had to share.

>Reminder that 2002 is farther away than 2030
I want of mr. times wild ride

Fuck my brother did that too but we weren't retarded so we used a paperclip to get it out.

Real shame my mom insists on being computer illiterate as if it's something to be proud of.

Luckily I had a cool uncle who taught me to use the computer and DOS since all the best games ran in DOS and not Windows.

I used to flaunt my Amiga versions of games and shit talk my buddies PC soooo much because of the better graphics and audio.

I would go over there and he would load up Altered Beast or some shit and I would gasp and pretend something was wrong with it and he would get all pissy.

Reminder that 1984 is farther away than 2045.

sure buddy here you go

Filtered

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Sure thing user
>starts the keylogger
Here you go

She says a lot of things, now go change her diaper.

no u

Lego games in the late 90s and early 00s were awesome. Lego island, rock raiders, racers, etc were all awesome.

>liked watching brother play body harvest on n64 when i was a kid
>he lost interest before finishing the game
>wasn't able to finish it as a little kid
bad feels

Guess it's time I introduce you to furry porn and bestiality

>not introducing him to shota

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>he doesn't let his wife's son play on a shit computer

who are you, and what are you doing in my house ?

Nah,I bought my computer myself..Go push your "sharing" elsewhere,you little socialist shit.

that key layout

your memories don't matter, pissphone.

"Mon didn't buy my computer you little fuck, and I don't live with her anymore, go get a job and get your own computer. Last thing I need is 32 viruses because your punk ass clicked on an ad for 'hot lesbian teens'."

>tfw your older brother and sister never played vidya with you
>tfw you have no friends to come over to play

I could only play melee against bots

"Sure, let's play some rocket league!"
"How about a few rounds of nidhogg?"
"Have I ever showed you rocketsrocketsrockets?"
"Grab that manual, we're gonna play keep talking and nobody explodes."

> not enjoying time with your siblings before you part ways as you grow up and leave home
> coveting a computer more than your family

; )

Every time i see you you are acting like a complete cunt to someone

You don't want to see what's on here, kid.

Boot into live linux distro, open browser, make sure no drives are mounted, have fun you little faggot

>not building your brother his own shitty PC

Get out of my house or i'm calling the police

This is EXACTLY what I made my nigroid ass friend do every fuckin time he wanted to use my PC. He managed to fuck up my Linux Mint/Firefox EVERY time he touched it. So, I made his ass use Puppy Linux from there on.

Now he's got his own Win8 HP POS laptop with shitware on it so hard I couldn't get it off. Some trick having to do with it installing bad drivers so I couldn't mess with the services or registry entries. POS was being a shitdick about live USBs so I gave it back 80% fixed and told him he'd have to pay me for more effort.

Well, I manually start xorg and use BSD so uh go ahead if you can figure it out. He'd probably just decide my computer is trash and stop.

>tfw have dozens of PC games and a Vive in my room
>tfw family friends dont even know about it and ill tell them its not working if they ever do

>ur mom throws it out for you when youre away

>I manually start xorg and use BSD
Your computer really is a trash, NEET

Sure, but tell me your moms number

"I bet you'd ask to use my gf, too, you greedy little scrotum. Get a job and get your own damn computer... and who the fuck said you could break in to my apartment!?"

I hope you know how to use Dmenu...

I have a sister, but I've never been told this. She's got her own stuff. And if she'd want to use mine for a reason she'll ask, and I'd generally accept it. Well, that was while I was still living with my parents.

>thanks for letting me play games on your computer
>hey user, why do you have pictures of cartoon girls?

what if she wanted to play with your [spoiler]PENIS[/spoiler]?

Mom also said she didn't want another kid, but you're here now.

Have some loli bro, it'll help.

way better

Post pix

What did he mean by this?

I would never let my wife's son use my computer.
It's where I edit her amateur videos with dark skinned gentlemen.

>ctrl-alt-f1
alright here ya go!

>being friends with niggers
faggot

Welcome to Sup Forums!
I can see it's your first day - Make yourself cozy in one our many battlestation threads or so off you mad ricing skills in a desktop thread and of course you can always just fuck off right back to Sup Forums

>"No she didn't"
>turn around and pretend the little shit doesn't exist

I wish I had a little brother just so that I could do this. If he really wanted to use the computer he would read TLCL and then I'd have a little bro that I could be proud of (if he's 8-11 yrs old).

...

load up terminal, F11
here you go

>Give them Chromebook
>"You can use it downstairs if you want"
>"Thanks!"

Done, out of my hair.

>tty

But why?

Who the fuck are you?

she has one that's already fucked up. go use hers

>Not compromised by the NSA or any botnet
>No mouse, so command prompt only
>Durable and rugged design
>Unique pink design to keep the normies miring
>Built for lolis who want to use the internet
Why isn't this the official laptop of Sup Forums?

>> not enjoying time with your siblings before you part ways as you grow up and leave home
>> coveting a computer more than your family
Don't care. I didn't choose my family and most of them are assholes. I'm sorry society has tricked you into believing these things are necessary

Wat??

not free enough

It is. You're new here

...

Whoa, there, Lieutenant. Yeah, you. Now you shut up a moment. C'mon. Shut up. You listening now? Let me edify you to this life tidbit: If you're going to stratify your formality between two extremes you're gonna get a disappointing response. I remember when I was your age. I was using a TI or some shit and you could only program an equation. My Dad wasn't into higher learning and threw out that calculator. That summer all I did was dig ditches with the other wops. You don't want to do that do you? You'd probably make a single trench and collapse. Now go play outside. You got to diversify your interests. Show some business sense. When you put all your eggs in one basket, someone's gonna come along and scramble them all. Caspere knew this.

>>>/r cuck

>HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?!?
>MY MOM HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 10 YEARS
>WHO ARE YOU

You have your own computer. Fuck off.

>He grabbed in you leg infinity time say:
>"user please, ano~on please, please, but mom say you can let me use your computer, ple~ease, please-please please~!"