/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• user receives Nessie the ladle • user bought a strangely lightweight battery it's actually a secret storage container • user bought a IR filter for his old SLR camera • user recommends CREE XPE Q5 • USanons please don't buy lasers as your customs will destroy your package including everything else that isn't a laser • In case anyone needs reminding here are the r/w speeds of a 64 GB shark • user is improving his chinese headphones using chinese tools • user's soldering iron is now /csg/ branded • user reviews the GM60 LCD Projector hey man post some pics (or even better a webm) so we can see that thing in action!
• Useful coupon for a $16.99 Virtoba X5 Elite VR headset • And some less useful 1cent pumpkins Previous thread

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gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_327728.html
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_216375.html
aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-african-fashion-design-african-traditional-print-Dashiki-for-lady/32312605915.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.310.nNLQss&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10055_10037_301_10033_10059_10058_10032_10017_10060_10061_414_10062_413,searchweb201603_3&btsid=3c78082a-3784-4462-b522-88c817c99cb3
aliexpress.com/item/Best-Price-Mini-Clip-Metal-USB-MP3-Player-Support-Micro-SD-TF-Card-Music-Media/32647930397.html
aliexpress.com/item/CAMO-GHILLIE-YOWIE-SNIPER-TACTICAL-CAMOUFLAGE-SUIT-4-HUNTING-PAINTBALL-ghillie-suit/32601536462.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000015.7.iqKPcC&s=p
s.aliexpress.com/eErIFjAb
aliexpress.com/store/2022012?spm=2114.8147860.0.615.cmrXqP
aliexpress.com/item/backpack/32568911012.html
aliexpress.com/item/Oral-Sex-Baby-Mouth-Car-Vagina-Pocket-Pussy-New-Male-Masturbator-Silicone-Masturbator-Cup-Adult-Sex/32707603446.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.357.m6Buwa&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10055_10037_301_10033_10059_10032_10058_10017_10060_10061_10062_413,searchweb201603_3&btsid=68368926-eb1a-4985-a9d6-81a991b00bdf
aliexpress.com/item/Men-s-Outdoor-Canvas-Backpack-Vintage-Military-Tactical-Backpacks-Schoolbag-Hiking-Camping-Camouflage-Backpack-Travel-Bag/32650868530.html?spm=2114.13010208.99999999.261.Vysgw6
aliexpress.com/item/socks-and-underwear/32342936595.html
aliexpress.com/store/sale-items/1392474.html
aliexpress.com/item/sketchbook/32330132416.html
dmdsharpener.aliexpress.com/store/1398767/search?maxPrice=3
aliexpress.com/item/1PC-Stationery-vintage-Korean-Small-Blank-Book-Notebook-Journal-Planner-Draw-Hand-Painted-Graffiti-Sketchbook/32557887668.html
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daily reminder that shark cards are shit

Anyone had any experience with Chuwi Vi12 Plus? Seems a good bargain for the price, but will it be reliable or is it better if I search for a used asus t100ha?

More generally, I'm on a tight budget and I need a windows tablet (or another windows 10.1) for gigs. What I need, basically
>new atom ones (x5 z8300\8500)
>at least 2 gb RAM (4 would be excellent)
>at least 32 gb emmc (64 would be excellent)
>must be cheap (must be able to accept one usb for data and charge at the same time
Last one is very important, seems to be a bit of a esoteric characteristic since some hubs will allow this, many others not (seems linked to a missing anti-reflow diode in the hub or some shit like this)

An asus t100ha would be perfect for this, but I'd like to spend much less than 200-300 euros since I'm already planning to upgrade my laptop during q4. Is there some secret chink superdevice you would recommend me /csg/? I know I'm probably dreaming, but maybe you can help

I found some coupons for the well memed KZ IEM's

KZ ED9 for $8.99
code: LHKZ1
gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_327728.html

KZ ATE for $7.99
code: LHKZ2
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_216375.html

>inb4 "cheap SD cards?" "sharks are bad" by some lithuanian fag
oh, wait... piss off, pissphone

i saw those on the russian site too user

Can't you make like the original OP and retire already?

>piss off, pissphone
that's not pissphone, pissphone is the one with the censored fingers.

re-asking for that prescription glasses store on ali, because I want to check it out.

Yet you didn't post them here?

and I'm German, not Lithuanian

WE

aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-african-fashion-design-african-traditional-print-Dashiki-for-lady/32312605915.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.310.nNLQss&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10055_10037_301_10033_10059_10058_10032_10017_10060_10061_414_10062_413,searchweb201603_3&btsid=3c78082a-3784-4462-b522-88c817c99cb3

>aliexpress premium shipping

what does that even means

Had a look at the teclast x98 plus II?

Today we all order the 84 cent mp3 player (the blue one)

aliexpress.com/item/Best-Price-Mini-Clip-Metal-USB-MP3-Player-Support-Micro-SD-TF-Card-Music-Media/32647930397.html

are you in?

didn't think the coupons were any good when i looked on the russian site

why user?

It means it's like regular AliExpress shipping except more luxurious.

recommend me socks and underwear

My phone already plays music, why on earth would I need this?

Thats pretty cool. I want this one:

aliexpress.com/item/CAMO-GHILLIE-YOWIE-SNIPER-TACTICAL-CAMOUFLAGE-SUIT-4-HUNTING-PAINTBALL-ghillie-suit/32601536462.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000015.7.iqKPcC&s=p

>shipping to my country is 54 U$D.

Anyways, I want a portable console, any chink suggestions? Like a Android portable machine?
As cheap as possible.

aliexpress customer service are so nice

>post some pics (or even better a webm) so we can see that thing in action!

Here's it in action, projecting on a wall at 4-5 meters. You should probably use it closer (at like, 3-4 m), for brigther results; anyway I watched some videos with friends at this distance and no one complained (they were pretty surprised too). Don't know the exact dimensions, but for reference, the (brighter) screen on the left is 20 inches. Sorry for the shitty pic for ants, that's the only one I had (used it for the review on gb too). Next time I watch something I'll try to take a video. The resolution of the mini lcd in the projector is not that high (only 800x480, so forget hd), but for watching films and emulating old, sd consoles is top tier.

because it's cheap.

I bought so much chink shit just because it's cheap.

You will be happy if it shows up in your mailbox anyway.


Great for sports etc. you don't mind if it breaks and it's really small

you mean that my pacakge will look like cheese?

Way ahead of you. Going to give it to my mother who's completely tech illiterate.

>My phone already plays music, why on earth would I need this?

What if you want to go outside for a jog? Are you going to try to jog around with your giant shit-brick of a phone weighing you down? God forbid you have a case, then its even bulkier.

Exactly what I was looking for, many thanks user. I'll try to find any info I can on it and if I choose it over the asus, I'll post a review.

Wookie cosplay?

wth is that?

yeah good idea, it's really easy to operate, only has 5 buttons(play/stop, next song, previous song, louder, quieter) and a on-off switch.

just get the Redmi Note 3 Pro and flash it with CM13.

Check gearbest, bangood, aliexpress and geekbuying who ever offers the cheapest shipping

gookbuying

Another watch came in the mail.
It's some Geneva branded (there's no brand in the watch) with some cute cat. When take the watch close to your ear you can hear the ticking, but from 1 meter it's inaudible. The strap is made out of silicon and you can see ridges. The watch came cool and it seems that it will at least last 3 or 4 months.
I suppose it's good for gifts.

It costs 2.95 in the app, here's link;
New 2015 Fashion Geneva Cute Cat Cartoon Casual Quartz Watch Women Silicone Watches Relogio Dress Wristwatches Mint Green Clock
s.aliexpress.com/eErIFjAb
(from AliExpress Android)

Thing is, I really want my buttons to play.

Are you a grill or a feminine penis

I got my RN3P from there (ES warehouse in the EU), relatively fast delivery, can recommend it if you need a supplier in the EU and they have it in supply

It's a android phone, you can do what the hell you want when you have root (cm13…)

Just buy a USB otg adapter for 33 cents or a bluetooth gamepad and play with your buttons.

Jesus christ I fucking hate my autocorrector

I'm a boy, actually, the gift is for my gf.

Here's another pic

yeah, because my phone is 4 inches

>no shuffle
Into the trash it goes.

pls help, I want to go blind due to bad chink prescription glasses.

This one is a top-rated seller, but I'm not sure if it's the one some user reccomended many threads ago: aliexpress.com/store/2022012?spm=2114.8147860.0.615.cmrXqP

write a bash script which shuffles the file names of your files, this is fucking Sup Forums

Gearbest is withholding my money after I paid with a prepaid credit card that was registered on a bogus name and address.
I used the same card many times on AliExpress and also 2x on GearBest with no issues.

They owe me about $40 now.

Probably the wrong board to ask, but since I'm already here...
Any suggestions for a sports / duffel bag and a backpack?
Backpack for general use (need to carry around a lot of shit now and then) and sports bag for clothing (obviously).

You are 100% to blame. Don't be a faggot.

Got any more Russian coupons?

>bogus name and address
>They owe me about $40

prove it

As long as they're not contact lenses.

And cut off all the GET parameters from the links to make them tidier.

>Wolfgang
Deutscher?

Just fake the payers utility bill with gimp if it helps, it's a fucking chink shop not a governing authority.

Yes I guess it's stupid to use fake data for CCs although AliExpress never gave me trouble for it.

I might just do that. Good point!

Y/N?

Wolfgang you stupid fuck, this is your doing not theirs. Either you verify that you're the owner or flat out refuse and demand they let your purchase go through (in some cases this has worked out for anons when AliExpress and Gearbest asked them the same thing)

What happened with the aliexpress coupon scraper? Did all the coupons turn out to be shit?

>I might just do that. Good point!
I would like to add:
Make sure you have enough money on your prepaid credit card, the Chinks don't do this to prevent money laundering or so, they just want to make sure that they get their money,
If they get it they're happy and everything is good.

I've had this backpack for about 5 months of daily use and it's not let me down. It's comfy enough carrying 10kg of groceries.

aliexpress.com/item/backpack/32568911012.html

No use for it honestly, i pass

but is there a place that sells cheap [spoiler]onaholes[/spoiler]?

Then get the 93cent sun glasses, or the $1.10 USB fan instead

>That feel when you want to buy more soda but you know its going to rape your shoulders.
So glad I have a car.

Baby mouth car vagina:

aliexpress.com/item/Oral-Sex-Baby-Mouth-Car-Vagina-Pocket-Pussy-New-Male-Masturbator-Silicone-Masturbator-Cup-Adult-Sex/32707603446.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.357.m6Buwa&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10055_10037_301_10033_10059_10032_10058_10017_10060_10061_10062_413,searchweb201603_3&btsid=68368926-eb1a-4985-a9d6-81a991b00bdf

I have a car but I hate driving in the city so I use my motorcycle unless I really have no other choice. This backpack honestly copes with the weight very well thanks to its padding.

>hey mister grumpy gills

Thanks, I'll check it out.

Thoughts on
www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-Fashion-Large-Sling-Single-Shoulder-Bag-Backpack-Gear-Pack-Tactical-One-Strap-Heavy-Duty/32436680075.html
? Not too edgy?

Soda is a waste of money anyway.

?

Wow

I don't like the single-strap ones because they put all the weight on one shoulder. I'm also far too old to get away with wearing one of them.

Each to his own, though. I had one back in the day and it was great for EDC purposes, though less good for weekends away - the one I linked previously will swallow weekend-sized loads without complaining, as long as you're not a woman.

Is your girlfriend 10 years old?

like your dick, lmao

On that note, has anybody ever tried one of these?

www.aliexpress.com/item/cock_milker/32706324011.html

pranked

You're both Russian rape babies
1945 best year

Yeah, looking for something for EDC that would be easy to put on and take off. Figured single strap would be better for that.

>ITS AFRAID

Aliexpress. In wonderfully unusable asian sizes.

...

Anyone have one of these bags?
Need a large(ish) bag to take to the range.
This is one of the larger of the molle bags i could find

aliexpress.com/item/Men-s-Outdoor-Canvas-Backpack-Vintage-Military-Tactical-Backpacks-Schoolbag-Hiking-Camping-Camouflage-Backpack-Travel-Bag/32650868530.html?spm=2114.13010208.99999999.261.Vysgw6

i got one it's decent for the price

aliexpress.com/item/socks-and-underwear/32342936595.html

don't forget to post pics for review

aliexpress.com/store/sale-items/1392474.html
They have a $2 off $3 coupon, there's a lot of wall art there for around $1 with the coupon

thats funny because i watch a lot of sissy porn ;)

anyone bought aliexpress.com/item/sketchbook/32330132416.html and can comment?

these things are overpriced where i am

I feel like this will pull my dick clean off.

scratch that i've just realised they have misleading prices.

question is now, are there any cheap chink sketchbooks?

Just got this Xiaomi notebook, its pretty good for $5. A bit smaller than I expected and the cover feels nice.

$2 off $2.01 coupon, knife sharpening stuff potentially for $0.01
dmdsharpener.aliexpress.com/store/1398767/search?maxPrice=3

ordered mine for $2.60

Of course there are.

This one has a nice proper review.
aliexpress.com/item/1PC-Stationery-vintage-Korean-Small-Blank-Book-Notebook-Journal-Planner-Draw-Hand-Painted-Graffiti-Sketchbook/32557887668.html

If not, just search and sort by orders will generally get you some good results.

West Germany, sorry.

American rape baby then.

>filter -> md5
>/Y91idIZzrK4zCbK6jE/npA==/
Thanks.

American, British and French then, you like it cinchy тoвapищ

I ordered one of these, it should actually be here in 2-4 days.

its tiny, i need a larger one desu.
maybe i just mass buy high quality paper instead

What size are you looking for? A5?

Cool, i'll keep an eye on the threads


Also, My vertical mouse arrived.
It's very small, and kinda uncomfortable for me (I have larger than average hands, not huge tho).
I think it would be better if the buttons were closer to the top.
At least it was only a few bucks.
I may try another version

Received my custom mouse pad. Great quality. No pic because it's /mlp/ faggotry.

www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Brand-Large-Size-DIY-Custom-Mousepad-Durable-Lock-Edge-Rectangle-Mice-Mat-Gamer-Gaming-Speed/32662852094.html

Update on helping a friend try to install CM13 on their Redmi Note 3

> I mean I think I am gonna leave it as is. I see no problems with it and I am actually enjoying the software.

Fug, is it ok to leave them with what they want, or should I intervene?

at least a close up that only show some color? Just to judge the quality

You know who will come out of the woodwork if he posts anything.