Have you ever had a girlfriend? Recently my productivity in my studies and part time work fell...

Have you ever had a girlfriend? Recently my productivity in my studies and part time work fell, and I think that it's because my body needs more company and intimacy.

I've never even held a girls hand and lately it's all that has been on my mind. To connect with someone, to get grounded. But it's hard to connect with society when you have been off the grid for 8 years or so.

no and im not even gay

just a loser

Summerfaggotry becomes worst by the day.
Nevertheless, stop being a beta and get out of your cave.

Well I do go out to eat and sit in public spaces, but I only seem to converse with bums. I don't have any friends in the area so i don't really have access to proper gatherings and shit like that.

talk to girls because you want to connect with them, but also with the idea in mind that you want some girl to want to talk to you. if that is impossible, stop being a loser and do something. and if you arent a loser, start acting confident and proud of yourself/your life. that includes taking care of yourself and having good posture. pretty simple. don't be a Sup Forums or Sup Forums memester. now fuck off to Sup Forums

Hobbies. Being out in public isn't socialising.
Pick a few hobbies, and you'll meet people, they might be guys but they may have friends that are girls etc etc.
Even if your a video game obsessed sun hater there are still get real life hobbies to try.
Archery - expensive but not demanding, a martial art - but forget the UFC/BJJ shit, film clubs, mountain biking/snowboarding

Sure Summer is here

>Recently my productivity in my studies and part time work fell, and I think that it's because my body needs more company and intimacy.
what a shitty fucking excuse .. i get more done when im not with someone than when i am.

>I've never even held a girl's hand
that's somewhat pathetic. Just get a prostitute and get it out your system. The way you sound, you would wind up getting your heart broken if you got into a relationship.

you should go on /fit/

If you have some money just hire a scort that offers a "girlfriend experience" service.

Getting a real GF is very difficult, I have a well paid job, play 4 musical instruments, al lil bit more handsome and taller than the average, I give concerts with my rock band usually, have a very big circle of friends, and I know many girls. I am always kind to people in general. Still it seems imposible to me just to get laid even with a drunken old girl in a bar at 4 am.

It was affecting my productivity too, and my relationships with girls (I started to be a bitter misogynistic). Then I decided to call a GF experience scort and voila, I was happy again, and girls started to notice and they wanted to be with me more time and meet etc. One girl, that frinedzoned me in the past even show me her boobs and let me touch them.

After five times in a year, I spent like 1000$ in that kind of thing, not very much considering what a real GF usually costs and I am very happy.

The key fact that make this good is that they talk and cuddle with you in addition to sex, and they are not in a hurry or have fucked 10 guys that same day like standard prostitutes, because they are expensive and able to live fucking just several guys per month, so they will remember your name and care more about you. They even may be horny because they are not 24/7 with dicks inside them.

Why hasn't this been deleted yet?

Well I live in a country with low salaries and shit so maybe when I say 200$ per time wih that kind of scort maybe in USA the equivalent is 300$ or 500$ idk.

Here the average salary is like 1200€/month, and the cheap prostitutes cost like 25€

Or you can always offer teens a piece of clothing outside the shopping mall, they even take up the ass quite eagerly

Yes. Plenty.

When you don't have one you want one. When you have one you want to be single because every girl you meet suddenly wants your dick and it's a dangerous game to fuck around.


My advice to you is fuck a few escorts or do like me and move to asia. It's literally impossible to not get girls after you here.

This interests me greatly.

That is great, teen pussy is best pussy, but that pratice may put you at risk to go to jail for half a decade minimum almost everywhere in the world.

Such an easy way to get the best pussy is obviously banned by feminists. Be thankful that men don't get castrated (yet) just for hiring a scort.

rock climbinggg bruuh

Prostitutes OP, prostitutes are the key. After sexual "revolution" the bottom 80% of guys barely get laid, just do like everyone else and get a Escort. They are the only way for most young men here to get some sex unless you are chad thundercock.

If the cops get you, you're fucked

But the kind of girls that do that are usually obidient enough not to open their mouths about this experience to anyone
Hell, you can even bust a nut in the cooch and they're fine with that

Wonder how many kids were mine vs how many got aborted

Holy shit man, rofl.

Where do you find that kind of deals? Can't be craigslist or similars.

>inb4 404

Have you considered that you might be a Vulcan user?

Yes, even though I'm single for about six years now.
When I was younger girls seemed to simply show up in my life, no idea why it stopped

LMAO, maybe I should just grow some balls and start breaking the law. Seriously when I think of all that young easy pussy I could be fucking but I don't because the ugly and fat feminazis lobbied the gov, to get sex starved beta men serve them like slaves, instead of enjoying life and young beautiful girls...

Maybe if most men started breaking those oppressive laws at once a revolution would start and we will even go and assault prisions to free our fallen comarades. It would be great, such joy... But I and most of the guys in our situation don't have the balls to do that so nothing like that will happen.

I hope you at least you used a proxy to post that, admitting crimes in a public forum is not very wise.

Stop jerking off and start getting fit. Cut the wanks down to once a week, and totaly quit porn. Now change those fucking prioritys. You aim is should not be "get a girlfriend", cause you wont, your gonna end up an hero. Go out find a hobby, have some fun, chat to be and level up those fucking social skills you've been neglecting. Focus on self improvement and get comfortable chatting to girls in general. Keep up the self improvement, and keep chatting to strangers and people at the gym you now attend. When you find a girl you like ask her out. WARNING SPERG LORD what i mean here is as you build up some aquaintances and friendships, if you find a girl you like ask her out. I DONT MEAN pick some hot chick out and obsess over her and activley try to date her. Let it come naturaly. This is cause your obviously a social retard and thats how your gonna have to do it

Get girl, make her clean and cook for you. You'll be way more productive.

A couple. But most of them were paranoid and thought I was gonna dump them for someone else. Sometimes having a lover doesn't fix your problems it will fix the problems in your life making you less interested in doing any overtime work time. You'll want to spend more time and aim for a better career then the one you have.

You straight up ask them
>Go about your own business
>Get yourself something
>See a girl browsing something for herself across the store
>Approach and offer a deal
>Her succesfully accepting the deal, head to dressing room
>Undress pants and proceed to your business
>Be done with it and treat the girl on the desired piece of cloth
>Be nice to her
>Don't ask for her number, she might regret it afterwards and get you in trouble

It's fairly easy

I've had two major relationships, both for about 2 years each (one as a teen, one as an adult). They cost more time and energy than they're worth.

Need for intimacy is like a drug addiction. It's a self-destructive craving. If you have the willpower to get rid of it, by all means do so. I know that's easier said than done, though, since it's not like you can tell your hormones to just stop flowing.

I'd say do your best to just clench your teeth and suffer through the loneliness - it will come to pass, and you'll be happier than ever before.