Is there anything this language can't do?

Is there anything this language can't do?

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Being fast

This is bait.

I've been here for some time and I know bait when I see it.

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pypy

Is there anything this machine can't do?

It's a "language", meaning it's a method of communication between you and your PC to give it instructions on what to do/how to do. There's nothing you can do in Python that I can't in C. There's nothing you can do in C that I can't in assembly.

I'm using its syntax with the Godot engine.

Holy shit, how does anyone stay organized with it? I'm coming from C# and I can tell where my function starts and ends because of the brackets. It's a good way to be organized.

But when I use the python syntax it's hard to tell when it starts and ends. It's just tab spacing. It's not bad when you write little code but if you are doing a big project then it is hell.

Pic is what I need after using the python syntax.

Multithreading.

being useful

I heard if you use one of those it'll legitimately kill your own father.

Is this true?

Yes

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Express dependent types (or the univalence axiom)

use pycharm and you will easily see where block ends

This is actually pretty funny..

10/10 would read again

Get you a gf

Can it help you deal with your morning wood in an effective manner?

having braces a.k.a. proper flow control so it doesn't need to spazz out over whitespace

Decide the Halting problem

Get developers writing code targeting the same version

Write shorter functions.

Fuck off cunt

Be fast without relying on C libs.

Better than CPython but still pretty slow. Also most libs aren't compatible with it which defeats the whole purpose of using Python in the first place.

So what do you recommend????

Any such thing as a fast scripting lang?

>having braces a.k.a. proper flow control so it doesn't need to spazz out over whitespace

This why isn't there a python preprocessor that allows you to write code with braces like C/PHP so you don't have to worry about indentation?

I mentioned this in a circle of autistic pedantic python language designer nerds, their mouths started foaming and they tried killing me.

These faggots sure love indentation.

Use CPython as a glue between libs written in C that do the heavy lifting.

>Any such thing as a fast scripting lang?
JS :^)

>Any such thing as a fast scripting lang?
How long have you been a programmer?
If you are advanced and scripting for web i suggest you combine these two my friend;
mgdm.net/weblog/php-at-the-speed-of-c/
gwan.com

If you are a beginner, learn how to properly profile/debug performance issues; oh and keep the critical path locally in RAM &, don't use spinning disks/network.

>How long have you been a programmer?

A year or so. I use mostly perl and python but python is really really slow. Annoyingly slow for text processing and regex

>A year or so. I use mostly perl and python but python is really really slow. Annoyingly slow for text processing and regex


Mkay, you want to read this:
swtch.com/~rsc/regexp/regexp1.html

Time to start playing with bash commands!

Well it's a high level language so, you can't write drivers or a kernel in Python. I love how flexible and comfy it is though.

>you can't write drivers or a kernel in Python

it is turing complete; everything is a dildo if you are brave enough

No. Even the NSA uses it.

>No. Even the NSA uses it.
maybe thats why they got their shit pwnd

>Visual Basic

It can't get me a gf

>So what do you recommend????
Using languages that compile to native, fast binaries for real applications.
>inb4 Cython
Yeah, no I mean really fast binaries, without abandoning most of the language.

If you want a better interpreted language, use Wren or Lily, once they are finished.

i bet you don't have a gf

get me a gf

Worrying about indentation is only a problem if you ever write code that's not indented properly.

If you don't indent your code properly, go kill yourself.

Write multi statement anonymous functions

Have proper and good native UI support.

>Python doesn't let me write bad code

####################################################################################

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the whole "whitespace is enforced lmao" is the worst part of python, honestly

Damnit user.

>Holy shit, how does anyone stay organized with it?
Indent guides in your editor

If you ever write code without the proper whitespace you shouldn't be writing code anyway. Might as well kill two birds with one stone.

this tbqh

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Pythonfags, is there any kind of syntactic sugar or some trick to write Python classes better? It really fucking sucks to prepend "self." at the start of each instruction.

Assembly
C++
Javascript

Best minor boons combined

Do multithreading well.

We at NASA use it for a lot of stuff too. Mostly not flight (VxWorks does not run Python interpreters) but the majority of testing is done using Python, and sometimes Tcl

Except it can. You can nest lambdas

>Is there anything this language can't do?
Be the topic of a thread without huge amounts of collosal faggots shitposting.

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Actual work.
Ohhhh, snap!

>Is there anything this language can't do?

Being a decent language

>implying C hashtag and C double plus aren't objectively superior

>C hashtag

I'm using this from now on

/thread

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Because everyone figured out they could use C instead of using whitespace like Karlie

>that horrible font

Sup Forums has infiltrated NASA
>confirmed!

>it doesn't like semi colons
But it really doesn't matter if it's there anyways

>You are now aware that all large institutions have some people who browse 4chin
>There are people who work for IBM and Intel who once shitposted on/b/
>Space x and NASA are populated with some cockbags from Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>even McDonald's literally employ hundreds of posters from Sup Forums to clean their floors

First post best post xD

# pass

Handle spaces and tabs without fucking up.

terra, wren, etc.

This, what he fuck, it can handle everything apart from 4 spaces

C, C++, Javascript minor skills.

This^

Sup Forums shitposter here, worked at hp for a while

My co worker even unironically installed Gentoo on our testing machines. Pretty sure he is a Sup Forumsentooman too.

Why is there a lego on the lunar module?

Can it love me?

We are talking about things that are physically possible to achieve. you being loved doesn't fit into that category.

embed into c/c++ without being bloated and a huge hassle

lua master race

crash the computer with no survivors (like C++ does)

>c++
>crashing the computer
what did he mean?

Take your virginity.

Actually it's far worse since it's become a SJW/KEK language and the women of python will not only *not* have sex with you but will make you pay for their black child.

>implying those "women" can have children

this. Almost every code at NASA uses either IDL or Python. There are individual programmers that use their language of choice, but Python is universal.

it just werks™

It's can't fill the debilitating emotional void I feel because I have no waifu.

Wtf I hate python now

This, fucking python vn reader crashes if i click too fast.

Cure your autism

Can't do concurrency like go.

Can't compile into sharable binaries.

Can't avoid the GIL unless you want to is retardation like multiprocessing

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>Can't do concurrency like go.
Except that it can.
>Can't compile into sharable binaries.
What is py2exe?
>Can't avoid the GIL unless you want to is retardation like multiprocessing
What is Gil?

async is blocked by GIL.

py2exe is windows only, gtfo

Exactly, what is GIL; maybe Google before looking stupid?

what is c double plus? are you talking about c plus squared?

yo NASA bro, what Code are you?

Make you get hired.

LuaJIT

why is his dick above his navel

yes