PIN and chip credit cards

>get new credit card
>it has one of those "chips" europoors on Sup Forums keep raving about
>go to mcdonalds
>order two mcdoubles, a mcchicken, 20 chicken nuggets, 2 large fries, and a mcflurry
>attempt to slide the chip
>"you have to insert it in the slot underneath, sir"
>the slot takes 30 seconds to find
>60 more seconds for it to "verify"
>beeps when it's done
>go deaf from beeping
>by the time I get to a table, my food is cold and a random shooter has gunned down everyone in the restaurant
>have to tip the shooter
>he only accepts credit cards
>"you have to insert it in the slot underneath, sir"
>get shot because I can't find the slot in time
>now $130000 in debt from hospital bills

How is PIN and chip better technology?

>allowing everyone to freely swipe your card

Fucking ass backwards country. It took 60 seconds to verify because McDonalds went over its unlimited internet cap, so the POS was throttled to 128bits/minute speed.

I moved from a 4th world country to a 3rd world country, and paying here takes 5 seconds with either chip + pin or contactless (takes 3 seconds if the amount is less than $20, in that case I don't even need pin nor anything).

Eat more burgers fatty mcfattyface, that double whopper will give you the triple chin you so desperately want.

>he doesn't have paypass
you just have to put the card next to the reader
no swiping or inserting
I have been using this for years now and can't say enough how hassle free and less time consuming is than regular cards
do you have this in USA too?

It only appears to work better over in yuropoor land because they use the true socialism and mega neet bucks systems of awesomeness. Their slow and feeble minds comprehend time in a way where they lose seconds of short memory there by making it seem faster. This is all explained in the yuropoor handbook you're given when you receive your first neet check.

Blame the network connection and the system managing the payments, not the card. Payments over here take 5 seconds at most.

Fuck off, I recently got my new credit cart and without asking shit, they gave me a card with RF/contactless "technology".

Now I'll probably have to go full autistic and use a shielded wallet or something.
Fuck you people.

They don't. They're poor despite what they like to think

yeah the chip is pretty lame. some places all you have to do is insert the card and it's done in seconds, other places you have to menu dive and waste 45 seconds paying.

whatever, i'll get used to it.

Are you idiots?

In Poland (it's in fucking europoor) it takes max 15 secs to pay with inserting card or 1 sec contactless

Oh and you can pay almost everywhere with your card. Enjoy your third world country.

that's what happens when most of your country is still on 56k dial up.

Did you remember to tip the hospital?

>not writing a check

>beeping
>30 seconds to find
>60 seconds to verify

European here, it never beeps, and it takes AT MOST 2 secs to find and another 2 secs to verify. Seems like your country seriously needs better infrastructure, amerifat.

> Go to checkout
> Take out my phone
> Unlock in a second with fingerprint
> Put next to payment terminal
> Entire transaction completed in two seconds

>takes 30 seconds to find
The brain power of amerifats strike again!

>paying with phone
are you from a sci-fi movie or something?

>go to store
>cashier rings me up
>reach into pocket
>pull out gun
>takes two seconds plus I leave with more than I came in with

Lmaoing at your lives, yuropoors

> Go to checkout
> spend 60 seconds to find my phone
> Spend a couple of minutes wiping off grease off my fingers so fingerprint works
> Spend additional time moving my fat person scooter close enough to the counter so I can activate NFC
How is NFC supposed to be better technology again?

>be at mcdicks
>pull out exact change

Blame americas shitty internet and shitty everything

>Go to shop
>Slam in card
>Punch in code
>Remove card
>20 seconds tops I get my optional receipt and leave

Also you pay before your food is cooked you dingus

Then they sent you the wrong card, its contactless now
Oh also no card machine takes 60 seconds. In fact the Mcdonalds ones take less than 5seconds. They pay extra for that

Oh and its chip & pin. Thats the proper term