Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
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SHE LOOKS LIKE THE REAL THING SHE TASTES LIKE THE REAL THING MY FAKE PLASTIC LOVE
Aaron Cooper
>baby mouth sick fuck
Jonathan Lopez
>implying it's going in my ass >It's going in the other hole down there.
Dominic White
I'm a girl.
Hudson Barnes
It barely resembles a car at all, IMO
Logan Thomas
and?
Robert Russell
Even worse. You should take good care of your urethra or you will suffer from incontinence.
Landon Hernandez
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Jason Brown
>hank hill.jpg
Joshua Hughes
Ok seriously, why are you all buying this shit? Most of the stuff you post is useless, will break in under a year or could be bought in a store for only slightly more then you are paying.
Colton Watson
I buy it with the money I save it's like they're paying me to shop
Camden Jones
i got one of pic related in the mail
when and why the fuck did i order this
Lincoln Gonzalez
>could be bought in a store for only slightly more then you are paying
In my country it will be like the triple of what i will pay on chink sites. And i like receiving packages make me feel loved.
Logan Rodriguez
Stop.
Gabriel Anderson
urethra
David Torres
fuck off, the Chinks are my friends
Alexander Adams
>Most of the stuff you post is useless Not true at all, most of the memestuff posted here is usefull, like sharks sd, pens, mousepads, etc >will break in under a year Not true in my case at least, can't talk for others. >could be bought in a store for only slightly more then you are paying. Completly not true at all. Stop spreading lies.
John Price
+1 Thanks to the hard working chinks for delivering me shit every day. It really makes my day better, the expectation to find something in the mail today, actually finding something there, unwrapping it, it's like having birthday every day for about $2 a day. Thanks Chinks!
Hunter Green
that's exactly how I feel everyday :)
Evan Johnson
>It really makes my day better, the expectation to find something in the mail today, actually finding something there, unwrapping it, it's like having birthday every day for about $2 a day. The fuck is wrong with you people? I can't even comprehend what i'm reading.
Julian Evans
Because it's fun to receive something in the mail
Isaiah Roberts
This whole thread has been weird
Austin Hernandez
normie reee
Jonathan Foster
I think that's pretty much how everyone here feels, I really wish they didn't put descriptions on packages so it would be more of a surprise.
Nicholas Kelly
Maybe you should just leave /csg/, and ignore it's existence?
Austin Clark
sorry, I'm German, didn't you understand the point that it's great if you order much chink shit and the anticipation to find another package in the mail every day is just really great, and when you find it in the mail you still don't know what it is, so you unwrap the package from China to find out what it is, and you enjoy that this item has finally arrived. It's just great. Join the chink ordering lifestyle. Just order chink shit for $2/2€ a day and be happy.
(If you still can't comprehend me I would be happy if you tell me which parts of my sentences aren't comprehensible English, thank you.)
Nicholas Lopez
Normie.
Charles Brooks
ok, thank you that you tell me it's only a 'normie' and it's not because my English wasn't correct so he couldn't understand it.
Joseph Harris
Hey kid wanna buy some chink shit? i swear by Mao this sacred oath that you won't get addicted to Chink shit
Jaxson Perez
Well thanks for being honest about it. I came here looking for good deals. I found people seeking help for mental problems.
Well that's interesting. Having random garbage show up at my house daily does not sound fun to me, but the way you describe it I can understand why some people might find it fun.
Thank you for sharing user.
Xavier Kelly
Couldn't you just climb a mountain or something instead..?
Kayden Brown
How the fuck is that being a normie? I wouldn't even call it consumerism since chink shit is so cheap, but nothing to do with being a normie for sure. Still, you should spend on animu figurines instead, they make your day everyday by making you company, not just when you take them out of the box.
Adrian Ortiz
wow, that many answers to who actually replied to me mean much to me, do you actually feel the same? (I'm German, sorry if my there are some flaws in my English grammar)
it's really great this chink shit anticipation, I got the like-christmas-every-day feeling since 2007 when I first started ordering stuff on DX
Blake Sanders
>Most of the stuff you post is useless, will break in under a year or could be bought in a store for only slightly more then you are paying.
Thats not true at all.
Is this your first time here?
Josiah Richardson
I do weight training, but this Chinese stuff in the mail every day is just great, it just makes my day better, the anticipation just get's me, no matter what I did on that that day, I could still a great item in my mail. I think you just can feel it until you experience it.
Carter Wilson
This.
Whatever happened to that southwestern European guy who was banging his sister?
He still hasn't posted a picture of the room they share.
Brody Wright
>I can't even comprehend what i'm reading.
Are you a second language English speaker?
Logan Myers
I'm not banging my sister, and I am definitely not posting pics of the room, please, please stop spreading rumours of things that are not true.
Jonathan Jackson
You need to know what to order there, because the retail stores around you are not dumb, they also get their Chinese stuff.
You can't tell me for example that you get electronic components anywhere cheaper for example. It's the same stuff you will get in your stores, just that you will pay for 2-3 intermediaries too.
Daniel Perry
>living with sister >sharing a room together >not banging
Ok.
Aaron Bennett
No. Just the very idea of "I can't wait to have random cheap garbage arrive at my house" is to me, on par with ideas such as "I can't wait to go shovel snow" or "I can't wait to fall down some stairs". Incomprehensible.
This explained it though.
Hudson Watson
>will break in under a year My pair of piston 2 bought in januar 2015 still works, most headphones in the same price range in my country (Norway) would break in under 3 months. >could be bought in a store for only slightly more then you are paying Not in my country, a 64 gb microSD card bought at my local store would cost me 45-50$
Blake Brown
>"I can't wait to have random cheap garbage arrive at my house"
I can't speak for everybody here, but I only buy things with a practical purpose, like tools, PC components, or Tenga® egg masturbators.
>"I can't wait to have random cheap garbage arrive at my house" is to me, on par with ideas such as "I can't wait to go shovel snow" or "I can't wait to fall down some stairs". Incomprehensible.
The things you compare it to sound very bad for me. It's a really great thing for me, I'm not a loser in the other parts of life, it's just a great additional thing to be happy about. To find something useful in the mail almost every day. I mostly order electronic components because I can use them for my other hobby to build digital circuits etc.
Caleb Peterson
>5% chance of getting cancer in your butt/bagina? >obviously you should always use a condom but you still have to handle it with your hands and breath the same air in the room as it >breath the same air in the room as it
I don't think the chink fumes are THAT strong, user.
Henry Hughes
>Not in my country, a 64 gb microSD card bought at my local store would cost me 45-50$
If you're already living in the same room as her, you might as well.
Anthony Taylor
>I'm not banging my sister Why not?
Robert Turner
maybe he's gay
Carter Gutierrez
Have you tried watching porn with her?
Parker Nguyen
Maybe because we're siblings.
Aaron Wright
so what nigger
Joseph Evans
Not an argument.
Asher Carter
£5 chromecast seller have gotten few negative feedback.
Alexander Davis
WHY do you share a room?
Don't you two ever feel any sexual tension?
What happens if she brings a guy home?
What happens if you bring a girl home?
How do you find the privacy to fap one out?
There are so many unanswered questions.
Thomas Clark
get out bui
Benjamin Clark
You guys are real jerks, let's change the subject.
Easton Moore
Oh, this soon to be deleted discussion again.
Dylan Taylor
Remember to be fair and give the Chink sellers a five star feedback if you acutelly got what you ordered.
Jayden Flores
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Samuel Johnson
We don't want the poor chinks to be murdered and their organs harvested by their employers.
Bentley Taylor
>random cheap garbage No.
Juan Thompson
im not ordering your mom lmao
Wyatt Hill
Yeah I was wondering about this. If chinese slavelabor factory owners can buy 12 year old vietnamese children for like $600 a piece, why don't they just sell the organs? Too risky? No demand for organs of dubious origin?
