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I like how you didn't even start with one

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user. I am not getting myself near that website even if I was paid to do so .

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I was hoping this thread would be good, I love reading these types of stories. Fuck you OP.

Everybody writes like a faggot and the stories aren't even good or worth shit

>w00w he can't write his own router firmware what a retard

>have a Xiaomeme redmeme phone
>for some reason I'm the 'IT' guy in the office because I use the command line in Autocad instead of the clicky buttons
>user do you have a samsung charger?
>give them my portable battery pack thing
>oh user is this for your chinese phone? I need a samsung charger
>tell them it doesn't matter, its all the same
>oh, no user this is a samsung phone
>they walk off round the office asking for a samsung charger

Kommpuhtahängenier

Thanks user, made me laugh. I started using Reddit after President Trump used it, pic related. I then understood that you fags are all butthurt that Reddit is better than your shitty Taiwan-Congolese board.

Boss is having a fit. His computer is not working. Asks me to take a look cause I am smart and know computer or something. (I really do, but nobody really knows just how much as I don't want to be that free tech support guy, been there it was bad)

Look at screen, shake mouse, press shift on keyboard. Push power button on computer.
It boots, boss is amazed I fixed it in under 15 seconds.

It was turned off !!!

the reason it didn't work was the toggle button was set to the off state rather then the on state.

He now calls me for everything.
Apparently I didn't fake stupid good enough. And coworkers now proclaim I can fix broken computers with a push of a button. (because that how the power button works you F***ing idiots)

Trump is a tech-illiterate though.

>Sanders will never be president

fuck you

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>be me back in 2003
>electric pencil sharpener does not work
>take apart and rewire motor to direct outlet power
>plug it in plug it in "jingle"
>4th of July lit bedroom

Very scary memory. Now I use a mechanical 60's style hand crank sharpener mounted on my desk.

I'm beyond fucking mad when the same happens to me.

I'm also completly pissed when people clear all the applications on their phones every 5 min. Trying to explain them why it isn't benefical in most cases is a pain in the ass.

Keith hard as fuck. Thanks user for the laugh

Just by looking at the amount of unironic Win10 & Applel shilling I guess Sup Forums as a whole is pretty high up in that regard.

iOSfag, but curious why it doesn't work.

Do apps in the background just page everything in the memory and put the process on hold?

If so where does it dump the process info to, since /proc/ is for running processes?

Confused how it couldn't free up *some* system resources, if not all of those allocated to the process.

And also, how come background processes still do their thing, hence notifications coming through despite not being output to the screen?

you do realise over half of those are troll atemps, right?, wait a second..