/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• Some AliExpress purchases may be delayed because of the upcoming G20 summit in Hangzhou, China. Shipments from sellers in other regions will not be affected. • user got his Rock Zircons, recommends memory foam tips for them • user posts pics and reviews the Ajazz Geek AK33 • Seeing as a certain Ali shill keeps reposting just the guys break down, here's a full break down on the user that broke his tablet's sd card reader • user bought another multimeter • user bought two phones without checking if they supported his countries bands • user is happy with his fountain pen and is looking for some suggestions • user bought some NUT bluetooth trackers for around $5 • MexiAnon's post office keeps sitting on his package and not doing shit to actually deliver it to him Previous thread

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sale.aliexpress.com/G20_notice.htm
aliexpress.com/item/led_booklight/32712603756.html
world.taobao.com/item/36345507611.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.XFwsCT#detail
aliexpress.com/item/small_watch/32600622178.html
newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834232631&ignorebbr=1
twitter.com/AnonBabble

2nd for hail of chinkshit.

What's your favourite chink clothing you've bought, Sup Forums?

Fourth for free spiders

I replaced one (work keys I always forget) after 4 months and the other (wallet which is usually in pocket) after 5. I don't use the beeper much mind, usually just the phone alarm unless I manually call them.
The new 4 bring me up to the max of 6.

dildo, xiaomeme, and assorted garbage

Man I keep getting the whole area's chink shit mixed in with mine. The post office has worked out where all the chink goes.

banggood.com/a-classy-gentlemans-fedora-p-1001422.html

Bottom left package is from GoyBest, the other three are for AliExpress.

I'll start with the AE shit: got a bucket hat, a usb numerical keypad, and two self-defense rings!

>self-defense rings

Actually I'm lying, in reality it's probably something crotchless. There's something nicely sordid about tarting a girl up in dirt cheap chink shit.

He meant cock rings.

sale.aliexpress.com/G20_notice.htm

Anybody have a backpack recommendation? I need to carry around a ThinkPad and some binders and stuff.

I was originally filled with blind rage when I saw the bucket hat, because it was supposed to be camouflage. Further investigation led me to the conclusion that the hat is only camouflage on the inside (or the outside, whatever). Still like the hat though, so I'll only consider it a minor chinking.

Its a steel ring with a spike on it.

it lets you blend in seamlessly with people who have no sartorial taste

That's chink camo.

>self-defense rings

a-a-are you gonna put that around your dick?

How to set time amd date on this?

...

I didn't thank about that, but unfortunately, my dick won't fit in it. Its a ring, so unless your benis is the size of a finger, it isn't going to fit.

I'm gonna go downtown after the sun sets and play the knockout game.

Search yt for LED watch date red

My, my, those smooth feminine small hands.

Thanks man, I've managed to avoid manual labor my whole life.

>t. computational linguist.

One in the pink, one in the stink.

Who am I kidding.
>pink

MMM, what do we have here?

baby mouth car masturbator

will you give me handjob? those hands looks really soft

Well whoop-de-doo, look at Mr. Big Shot and his DHL bag.

Are they for breaking glass in case of emergency? Or can you really not defend yourself?

>DHL
wew lad

SPIDER
P
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Is the Xiaomi 20L backpack any good?

As you can see from the pic, the fabric and stitching are exquisite, and the hat is masterfully crafted.

I plan on using it for airsoft. The chinks will never see me.

jfc I could stitch better than that

sounds like an excellent way to destroy your knuckles

it menaces with stitches of twine

There is a reason the hat was only $1 (with coupon).

Pay me.

I'll give you 100 GB points

It's a Tigernu backpack, it feels pretty well made.
I'll give a review in a week

>Waiting 3-4 weeks just to save 3 bucks
Good goy

you don't really *get* chink shit, do you?

That's some kinky shit my man...

>pays less money
>good goy
user?

>paying three additional dollars just to get your chinkshit three weeks sooner.

I soon will, that is for a $8 lamp

What happen to that user that asked the chinks to draw a smile face in the package? did they delivered?

The point of buying chink shit is waiting 2 months to receive a one dollar item. These aren't items you urgently need, just things you fancy that you know will arrive in a beat up smelly package down the road.

It will arrive.

You won't remember what it is.

And you will rejoice.

Take your bullshit shipping and your mustard tiger bitch backpack elsewhere. Might as well order off of amazon.

He's dead now

>tracking
faaaaaaag

What is the best chink mechanical keyboard I can get under 75?

motospeed inflictor

Anyone had experience with Wish.com?

Link cabron, yo tmb le traigo ganas a una

experiences with CM13 on Redmi Note 3 Pro? I've had so much buyer's remorse with cheaper smartphones, my heart can't take anymore.

Honestly judhing by your hand even those rings wont save you, especially that those rings are small af so your hands are small too

...

Thanks my man

Last but not least I got this numerical keypad.

Rating: 10/10

Worth it for $2.45

...

Pretty much every user including myself has been happy with their cheap chink mech. I'd say just go for whichever one looks the best to you and make sure it's actually mechanical not "mechanical-feeling".

Really makes you think...

...

Guess.

>centrino
If you didn't pay for DHL you might be able to afford an actual toaster.

Also, I'm not getting my chink high off smoking ali and goybest any more. I need the hard shit, what's good on taobao?

Fake clothing.

If you need Rick, Raf, Supreme, Yves Saint Laurent, BAPE, Common Projects, Yeezys or any of that shit, go to Taobao.

If not, you're probably chillin with Ali my nigga.

a black dodil :DDD

nvm, I found it
fuck yes I will be Mao incarnate

I see chinese moot is saving on bandwidth again

Its something far better than a dildo, its an LED book light!

>DHL

But I got it via USPS.

link?

>what's good on taobao?
dried shark fins
dog instant soup
gentle thypoons
chinken

I see that you tried to hide the barcode.
Because barcodes are one dimensional, this barcode is still readable.

Works like a charm.

aw yeah that's the good stuff bby
talk chinky to me

You got me XDDD

>dried shark fins

Link to that shit?

Here you go:

www.aliexpress.com/item/defense_ring/32690665561.html

need a big but non-military backpack
any suggestions?

what's a CHEAP ([mini] computer/router/phone/tablet/.../whatever) that uses an ARM cpu?
doesn't matter if android or not (although if I could buy cheap phones, even without their screens, it'd be great.)
for example, I bought these SD card readers with wifi that use MIPS CPUs and are practically wifi routers

Link, please? Looking for one of those myself.

Here:

aliexpress.com/item/led_booklight/32712603756.html

the cable looks terrible. that thing probably won't last too long

Thanks, user!

world.taobao.com/item/36345507611.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.XFwsCT#detail

Any decent smart watches out there?

Short answer, not really.

I'm going to try the Rock Zircon meme buds and order some memory foam tips similar to the ones in /csg/ news.

Does some have links or sellers? I want to reduce the risk of getting chinked.

Also Has anyone ordered Gentle Typhoons lately?

aliexpress.com/item/small_watch/32600622178.html

Thanks m8.

ree where's my shit

i bought a cube i7 stylus and it works well, so i bought a keyboard cover and a screen protector for it. once it arrives i'll do a review. i put linux on it so maybe it will convince someone to buy it as a linux tablet.

newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834232631&ignorebbr=1

or a chinkpad?

Either go full ham and get a T300 Chi, or get a chinkpad.

sorry i meant tablet

anyone?
the idea is to buy small, cheap computers that support linux, have storage, networking, lots of ram, wifi, and, if possible, gps. it's no problem if a bit of hacking is needed


on unrelated notes... what's a good, ~$100 xiami phone (other than the RN3P)?

Why is my gaybeast shit sent from an Ontario address?

Is this some kind of trick to skip duties?

>mississauga
Iunno user that's pretty fishy.

I paid an extra canuck-buck for 'expedited canada post' or something.