When will titty technology stop being so bad?

When will titty technology stop being so bad?

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When they stop putting titties on men

Not an argument

>2016
>not having a 2D waifu to cuddle with using your VR headset

The age of 3D titties is coming to an end. Embrace the future.

WHERE THE FUCK DO I GET SOME ZEBRA STRIPED FURNITURE?

Go and fucking breed before our way of life goes extinct you retard.
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You shouldn't worry too much. Once we're outbred the whole thing will collapse on itself anyway.
Just enjoy your VR and 2D waifus.

That's tiger stripe bro. Probably why you can't find shit.

Breast implants ruin tits.

not agree

The Japanese have plastic surgery all figured out

AV tits look so real 99% of the time. Like completely perfectly natural.

Cheap ones. I've seen a few so good I had no idea until they told me/I saw pre-op photos.

WHEN IT STARTS BEING SAFE FOR WORK

Bitches got implants in 2003 using "eh"-tier 2003 techniques. Now the ones with recent enhancements just aren't seen, so long as they aren't trying to jump 3 cup sizes, while those who got the operation done a decade or so ago at Hollywood Harry's Stripmall Surgery look like trash

What if you work in a breast enlargement clinic?

The future is comfy

OP got implants within the last 5 years.

Shouldn't have gone to Hollywood Harry's Stripmall Surgery, then

wow that's some fucking horribly disgusting cellulite

When plastic surgeons stop over stuffing leaving women's tits mangled, desensitized messes that need constant expensive surgery and replacements every few years.

Until women just say fuck it and go back to their natural C's and deal with the aftermath of going triple D for more dollar bills stuffed up their cunt.

>caring about what happens after you die

this is bait, right?

fucked a girl who had something like that but they were scars, not just lumps like OP, and the scars went vertical (towards nipple) not horizontal. didn't bother me at all at the time and I didn't even realize it meant she had fake tits until after. too busy watching 'em flop, literally doesn't matter.

Just got fired from my job, fuck you OP

nice edge, my dude! however, this isn't the politics board, i'm afraid. please take your posts back there, Sup Forums is an anime-friendly and lgbt-friendly board!

My boss just called me in for a promotion!

This.
Fake tits are something you only care about from the comfort of your armchair.

Japan is pretty good at it. See any popular JAV actress.

FUCKING KYS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I'm gonna take a girl to Japan and get her JAV titties

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