IT Drug Testing

How often do they drug test you in IT? I like smoking dope and working (not at the same time, ofc) and drug testing beyond the initial screening is bullshit.

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Ask them?

This. Ask them how often they drug test, preferably at the interview so you can plan accordingly.

I got randomly drug tested after 3 weeks of being hired. Thought I was safe after the initial screening so I went back to my daily routine of smoking weed everyday and it got me. I didn't smoke before going into work or anything so I don't understand what happened to give me away. Didn't have any friends at work so nobody could've snitched on me.

How the fux do you ask them without raising suspicions?

>randomly
>I don't understand

>Hi! Thanks for hiring me! Listen, I want to know how often you guys do drug testing, because I want to plan some unrelated activities. I definitely 100% pinky-swear do not do drugs, just asking for a friend.

I always know a pothead even if they're not high

More jobs for those that aren't degenerates.
If it ain't addictive then just stop using it.

You're not a teenager anymore.

>random drug tests are actually random

Did they fire you or give you a warning first?

I assume the former, but they've already invested time and money into you at that point, so firing you would be kind of retarded.. unless drug usage at home has a direct correlation to your job performance.

>drug testing is bullshit.

Fixed

>degenerates

Hi, Sup Forums!

Drug testing is only for menial positions that pay hourly.

>that comic

wat?

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Even for people who had a workplace accident?

What is the logic behind that?

Maybe those jobs have tasks that can hurt you if you are not careful.

If you're poor, you don't deserve to do anything recreational.

Cool people do coke and if you have that kind of job you cannot afford coke

In my country it is illegal for employers to drug test you

Unfortunately it is also a 3rd world shithole with lots of murder

But at least I can be high at work :√}