Infuriating things normies say/do

"Nah lets just use Facebook messenger to communicate for the project"

>normies

What's wrong with that? Just start a group chat. You can attach files and images, send messages, etc.

I've done it for projects before and it's worked great. Stop being an autistic cunt

"Hey user, I heard you post on Sup Forums's Sup Forums forum.
Are you gay?"

Doesn't the facebook messenger app get access to your microphone and record shit?

>not having a Facebook account with zero activity solely for school groups and classes

>"didn't know your last name was BlackNig"

You realize that's because it has a record option right?

It has every single permission allowed by Android.
A fucking chat app needs full control over your device.

>you do know|realize that X, right?
You reddit cunts should really stop posting in the obnoxious way.

>I don't like X/Y, reddit please leave

>normies
Fuck off reddit

Do we have any new information?

People who can only type arguments in rhetorical pre-composed fashions are much better off in reddit.

What exactly happened? Why did they leave?

This too.

People who can only resort to blaming reddit should just off themselves

Who cares. They're just some shitty LinusCuckTips knockoff.

>can't read
I'm not blaming reddit, it's your own fault for typing like an imbecile. I merely suggested you go to reddit since it has more imbeciles and you'd feel better.
Fuck's sake kid, kid, have the last word. Call me an autist or something.

I prefer calling people nigger

>kid, kid

You seem like a pseudo-intellectual faggot. I think you'd find yourself in better company on reddit.

In OP's dream where this happened he suggested that a group of normies use some terrible free secure chat app for their little school project

beta thread beta posts
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>Oh my god, I hate it when I had to do xxx during a group project because I actually went to college

>no, you go!
Sure showed me.

I just deleted my facebook
deactivated it anyway

>infuriating things normies say/do
"normies"

*gracefully pulls out my x220 and open it up to take notes*
>WOW user YOUR LAPTOP IS LIKE 20 YEARS OLD ISNT IT TIME TO GET A NEW ONE???

Well, isn't it?

No fuck off. I'm getting another 10 years out of this thing.

>normies don't realize their Facebook information will be recorded on Pipl despite deleting their accounts
Why don't normies understand this?

Happened twice to me when i was at the library. Both by tweens with beat to shit sticker covered 13" non retina mbps.

>x220
This can't work for 30 years. It's not really possible!

Unless Intel and others stop focusing on lowering power use and focus on performance, yeah, an X220 will be usable in 2031.

No, I mean it will just stop working. Like, capacitors leaking, some screw screwing the contacts and making a short-circuit...

>not scavenging from the bodies of it's dead brothers and sisters to make an immortal thinkpad.

>what's wrong with that
How about I don't want to add my co-workers as facebook friends. Is work your whole life?

I can't replace capacitors, resistors and shit. Not on computer motherboards. All the times I tried, I killed the motherboard.

Isn't work part of your life? Does someone has access to your whole life, besides your mother?

Point is, there are about 5 co-workers I would add to my facebook friend list, out of about 100 co-workers that are my acquaintances.

Why add co-workers? Your boss can order then to spy on you and report to him.

I trust my boss not to do that. I don't trust a lot of my other co-workers.

You don't have to add them to start a group chat

I hope that transfur emofag gets AIDS while selling her pooper to that metal hardcore manchild that is Logan.

this meme is dank

No you retard it records and uploads audio for contextual advertising.

>apps
>i like playing this app
>does this app have viruses
>how do you use this app
>this app sucks
>how do i delete this app
>i think this app has a virus
>apps
>app
>app

>"How do I hack my girlfriend's Facebook?"