Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
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Next is a Cree Q5 headlamp I bought. There was something rattling around inside of it and when I opened it up to put batteries in a tiny piece of metal fell out but it still works just fine.
It's 3 modes: high, which is every Cree Q5 flashlight you've ever seen, low, which is half or two-thirds of that in brightness, and a blinky mode that's more SOS than strobe, which is at "high." With 3 alkaline AAA batteries in it the light weighs 3.1oz. It has a zooming function which you can do with one hand, but not very accurately as you have to do it without physically pulling the entire light forward thanks to the elastic headband. I wore it for 10 minutes and it was fine but for 30+ minutes of use I'd probably peel off the thin foam backing and glue on something more comfortable. For the price though I'm very impressed.
Xavier Lewis
Thanks again to everyone from teh last thread who sugguested watches and SSDs.
Henry Bennett
And finally, a Doogee X5 Max Pro from Gearbest when they were on sale for $80.
My plan right now is to not bother getting a data plan, just talk and text, and use Wifi. But now I have a smartphone.
is ferro rod another name for a penis sounding rod?
Asher Hill
>got new card >bought something off ali >today I received fraud alert from same city as ali billing
ali confirmed for compromised
Landon Hughes
The piece of metal that fell out was a bug so the chinks can eavedrop on you
Ryder Jones
That's not news.
Hunter Foster
>that bulge
Nolan Bennett
Update: there are two lines of dead pixels on the screen. It's not so bad when it's dark but holy fuck is it annoying on a white background.
I can't get a good picture of it, though. Is it worth opening a ticket with GB?
Liam Anderson
3D Printer Pen with ABS Material. The pen is lightweight and heats up fast, easy to use. You can control the flow. Perfect as a gift and perfect as a toy for yourself . It gives you long lasting fun.
Yeah, with the added benefit of being able to shower your dick with 3000F sparks while you're at it.
Cooper Taylor
Yes. Sometimes dead pixels spread
Isaiah Cruz
>It gives you long lasting fun. Unlike rubbing my dick : (
Xavier Bennett
That's a glorified glue gun
Andrew Anderson
Ticket submitted, time to see if GB will take care of me.
Nathaniel Ramirez
Add elf trumpet to the randomizer please
Matthew Wood
Good luck. Try to be courteous as possible. Might be the reason all my transactions and tickets all went smoothly to my favor.
Austin Nguyen
Damn danimir, back at it with the ref links
Cameron Myers
what was the name of that really cheap but good chink memechanical again?
Grayson Anderson
Motospeed?
Eli Kelly
Motospeed?
Gabriel James
Motospeed Lingbao Jiguanshi Aula f2012 Ajazz
All have been praised by multiple people here.
Jacob Harris
nevermind found it
Jaxon Edwards
Most of the alu plate/Kailh boards are totally legit. Kailhs tend to be a bit heavier than Cherrys though, the blues are pretty obnoxious and I have no issues with Cherry blues.
Christopher Sullivan
Also Motospeed keycaps are AIDS.
Jaxson Wood
Maybe the font on them is but the quality of them is good.
Bought a doogee x5 Max, came with advertising malware that requires root to remove. Couldn't get root after trying a dozen methods. Now I have to flash the stock ROM and hope the malware isn't on the stock ROM.
Nice hardware and battery life though.
Lucas Clark
I like to wear women's leggings, no thank you.
Luis Reed
Shit I want that what did you buy
Lincoln Williams
Do generic/fake ps3 controllers work on PC with motionjoy drivers?
Nolan Campbell
Yes.
I'm using scp toolkit with mine.
Eli Reed
>buying a chink phone and not expecting to root it immediately wew lad
I want one with a nice screen and at least the size of an ipad mini. Mostly gonna be used for web browsing and maybe youtube videos. I just want something to use while I'm in bed like a lazy faggot. Android pls
Colton Sullivan
You can get real ones on Ali for $10
PS3 controllers are shit though because of the awful dead zones but youre alright with 2D games I guess
>preferably between 100€ and 200€ >8 to 12 inches, with a preference toward 8 to 10 >preferably running Android or Remix OS, windows is fine but meh >most important, wide screen ratio to watch my taiwanese moving drawings
Anyone knows of a good tablet fitting that bill ? I'm looking to replace a LG G Pad 8.3 which was pretty much perfect, but the market for tablets seems to be completely shit right now outside of chink shit.
Jacob Lee
New xiaomi memes ordered.
Jacob Hill
I have the phone number of a vendor, but I don't know if I can post it here
Anthony James
is gearbest chinkshit? anyone ever bought from them or will I get chinked?
