The _______ is the thinkpad of _______

The _______ is the thinkpad of _______

The frogposter is the cancer of Sup Forums

The dragon dildo is the thinkpad of anal stretching

The japanese language is the thinkpad of human languages.

The rezero is the madoka of the evangelion

The Apple Macbook Pro 13 is the thinkpad of Starbucks

Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

I'd say it's the MacBook of languages. Thinkpad of languages would be Mandarin considering the pure speed of communication you can achieve

Honda civic is the thinkpad of cars

The Macbook Pro is the thinkpad of laptops.

The condom is the thinkpad of our generation. You slip one on, Fuck all night, And then throw it away because it's of no further use.

actually laughed

the i5 is the thinkpad of cpus

the blackberry is the thinkpad of phones

the convection oven is the thinkpad of ovens

the cast iron pan is the thinkpad of pans

the civic is the thinkpad of cars

the _____ is the thinkpad of fruits

the penis is the thinkpad of genitals

Ak47 guns

The mcdouble is the thinkpad of burgers

Thinkpad, Thinkpad

I don't understand this thinkpad meme.

The I don't understand this thinkpad meme meme is the thinkpad of memes.

The 9800gt is the thinkpad of GPUs.

The latitude is the thinkpad of dells.

>civic
>not corolla

Leave.

The new Titan X GPU is the thinkpad of GPUs.

(i hope this is a good thing cause i really like Nvidia)

the thinkpad clit nub is the thinkpad of thinkpad control devices

>being a toyocuck
>having your cars recalled
>doesn't enjoy being fast

kitanai ningen

GNOMES

Google is the thinkpad of Botnets

Windows 10 is the thinkpad of malware

>i5
specifically the 2500k

>Japanese
>Relevant
English is the thinkpad of languages because of its indo-european roots and similarities to all indo-euro languages

>chinkinese
>speed of information

290x
GPUs

Rage comic strip is the thinkpad of memes

>english
hf with your broken grammar rules

seiko 5 is the thinkpad of watches.

hf with your vastly inferior character system

really makes you think
pad

Van Darkholm is the thinkpad of multitools.

...

>civic
Accord is the masterrace. V6 engines are GOAT. Not to mention the build quality is fantastic.

What about off-road driving, though?

Autistic and unnecessarily complicated? Not my ThinkPad. I will give you that they're both going to be destroyed by the Chinese.
>hurr durr let's just have a symbol for every word because we're too retarded to invent an alphabet

>off-road driving in a fucking sedan
Are you autistic? My '07 Accord can handle dirt roads just fine but are you talking about mud bogging shit?

Wrangler/LC 70/Defender

>not a humvee

as a pajeet this triggers me

No, Ridgeline

5.56 superiority fuck ruskie shit

>Not the crown victoria police interceptor

You're retarded.

>Japanese language PRO talking about fucked grammar
Have fun with your situationally omitted particles, 3 fucking alphabets, inability to read a sentence for which you don't know the kanji, ridiculous and ridiculously important honorific system, etc.

Literally the only language more retarded than Japanese is French.

Cargo pants are the ThinkPad of clothes.

the thinkpad of apparel

macbook pro is the thinkpad of the 2010s

the mio is the thinkpad of keions

Here's an excuse. It makes you look autistic

Cargo pants are objectively the most utilitarian type of pants. If you care about how you "look" to others instead of maximizing comfort and utility, you should go to
instead.

>Cargo pants are objectively the most utilitarian type of pants.
not really, the biggest utility of clothes is usually about looks (apart from the protection from the weather and your environment etc)

who is the utilitarian: the one who insists on an ugly pair of pants even when he needs to look more conscious of his appearance, or someone who dresses for the occasion?

heck, if we go by the more common definition of utilitarianism, its more about maximizing happiness/well-being than maximizing some abstract form of "utility" (in the form of tools and thinkpads). I am more happy if I get the job by dressing well, and so on and so on... everyone else around me is, probably, happier when I look good, too.

Well then we need to agree to disagree.
My happiness is maximized when the clothing fulfills the most utility, which is comfort and space for tools, and to not look like I care about socially constructed "fashion".

Sansa clip+ is the thinkpad of mp3 players

Cuckold is the thinkpad of fetishes

haskell is the thinkpad of programming languages

So does a thinkpad

The cat is the thinkpad of mammals

>the mio is the slut of the keions
ftfy

The thinkpad of Sup Forums is Sup Forums

The F-91w is the Thinkpad of watches.
The Fedora is the Thinkpad of hats
Baggy Cargo Pants are the Thinkpad of pants

>tfw I have
F-91W
two ThinkPads
cargo pants