/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
- user's TS100 soldering iron arrived - Headphone stand - quick review - Hacking the FBI mainframe... either that, or flashing an EEPROM - A few nice audio splitters - Russian user shaves in a peculiar way now, thanks to the chinks - GearBest just being GearBest again - user adds a hint of WW2 in his Lego set - user buys a logic analyzer, defies all logic - Pajeet Patel finds out his package is going to Malaysia first - Chink bluetooth earbud experiences - Re-selling chink shit to normies - user buys and tests a 3$ WiFi dongle - Rubber duckies are arriving at their destinations. All according to plan. - user is starting a small business with a Neje laser engraver - OTG adapters fit nicely in microSD card holders - user becomes Bruce Lee - Chink granny knitted a pair of nice gloves for user - New influx of sharks

Other urls found in this thread:

ebay.com/itm/Portable-LCD-Screen-Metal-Mini-Clip-MP3-Player-Support-Micro-TF-SD-Earphone-USB-/191780970234?var=&hash=item2ca7095efa:m:meO7xYDakvnrOnpYYRBwfXQ
aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-sport-Clip-mini-MP3-Player-4GB-storage-and-1-5-Inch-Screen-Original-RUIZU/32291875093.html
es.aliexpress.com/item/For-samsung-galaxy-S7-S7-Edge-Antigravity-Plastic-Magical-Anti-gravity-Nano-Suction-Cover-Antigravity-Adsorbed/32630960033.html?spm=2114.10010408.0.43.lB5X60&isOrigTitle=true
aliexpress.com/item/rape-tools/32678121863.html
aliexpress.com/item/Feminine-hygiene-products-menstrual-cup-medical-grade-silicone-copa-menstrual-lady-menstrual-copa-mestrual-menstruation-cup/32501818855.html
forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/how-to/guide-installing-xposed-framework-roms-t3416123
aliexpress.com/item/quality-pokemon/32716872284.html
aliexpress.com/item/K68L-Weird-Strangulation-Device-New-Arrivals/32720123545.html?shortkey=2UviIVVB&addresstype=600
gearbest.com/headphone-accessories/pp_337371.html
gearbest.com/headphone-accessories/pp_360241.html
aliexpress.com/item/i/32365798270.html
aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Acrylic-Headset-Holder-Gaming-Earphone-Headphone-Stand-Hanger-Bracket-Display-Rack/32667725595.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.324.7SExUN&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=5b0df672-df82-4a29-adbc-792000f64c7e
aliexpress.com/item/Best-Price-Mini-Clip-Metal-USB-MP3-Player-Support-Micro-SD-TF-Card-Music-Media/32647930397.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

First for new chink shit

ebay.com/itm/Portable-LCD-Screen-Metal-Mini-Clip-MP3-Player-Support-Micro-TF-SD-Earphone-USB-/191780970234?var=&hash=item2ca7095efa:m:meO7xYDakvnrOnpYYRBwfXQ

Chances of this being absolute shit?

What did I get today, /csg/?

It's made of REALLY shitty plastic.
But for 1$... I mean... it works.

I have no clue which Pokemon this is but it looks like a shit one.

a black plastic bag

Yeah I know its from last week, but I didn't had time until now.
Anyone guessing? hint, its not a $20 gifted toy

It's 1.99 but yeah, I guess I can try it, unless someone has a suggestion of a decent MP3 player with clip since I'll use it while running.

Does it have Whismur's signature headphone jack butthole?

My 2nd pair of Rock Zircons broke today in less than a month. Should I buy them for the 3rd time or buy some other chinkphones?

Something you have no use for.

meme baby mouth car

Ruizu.
aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-sport-Clip-mini-MP3-Player-4GB-storage-and-1-5-Inch-Screen-Original-RUIZU/32291875093.html

Any of you guys knows about antigravity cases? How does it work, do chinks really have some kind of magic?
es.aliexpress.com/item/For-samsung-galaxy-S7-S7-Edge-Antigravity-Plastic-Magical-Anti-gravity-Nano-Suction-Cover-Antigravity-Adsorbed/32630960033.html?spm=2114.10010408.0.43.lB5X60&isOrigTitle=true

>es
REE WE TOLD YOU ALREADY DIEGO

Also I got some zip ties. aliexpress.com/item/rape-tools/32678121863.html

That board have metal inside and the case have magnets.I think.This is not a chinkadabra thing man.

Not at all, it's my very own meme phone! which I really needed because my old huawei shit died one month ago.

where the fuck even is the button to switch back to english?

How long does it normally take to update shipping information from gearbest?

Its been a week and I have the shipping numbers but no updates on tracking.

go to global site

Did you pay money for tracking?If you did try 17track or postnl Website.

Took a week to have things start appearing for me.

It was me last thread, sorry for that.
And the button is top right, it takes you back to the main page too.

Are there any sites that specialise in fake/replica designer gear?

I want to get a fake rolex so I look even more of a faggot.

I'm assuming that was the extra $1.47 it asked from checkout? Just went with the free shipping. Nothing on track17, I'll try postnl.

I guess patience is a virtue

you look like a faggot already brah
yoopoo or something like that

What about this then?
My apologies, didn't know about regional links

dxgate

Why are the Dutch so stupid?

My android phone's SD card no longer allow writing/deleting on it.
Only read is allowed, is it corrupted?
If so how to fix it, under linux?
And what file system should I use for it?

Any /csg/ approved menstrual cups? I checked the wiki but I couldn't find anything.
aliexpress.com/item/Feminine-hygiene-products-menstrual-cup-medical-grade-silicone-copa-menstrual-lady-menstrual-copa-mestrual-menstruation-cup/32501818855.html

What's the difference between the shark and monkey mixza sd cards?

uhhh no.

you sure the SD card isn't just broken? IIRC flash memory usually goes read only eventually.

da phuc
one is a glorious predator, the other just eat bananas

How to conform this?

Sharks are more fierce, they are more powerful on the short run, monkeys are more dynamic and they adapt better, they can even outrun a shark on longest runs depending on the color.

Got one of those 7 oz flask from the randomizer, the inside smelled like a sewer, had to clean the whole thing thoroughly with soapy water, bleach and isopropyl alcohol, now it's filled with vodka.

Anybody know of any good Game Cube controllers of chink origin?

Reformat the thing I guess. make sure all the important data is off and use gparted. You could use parted or fdisk/mkfs if you're feeling autistic but I always just use gparted so I don't fuck anything up.

Also, meme egg and chink condoms, the condoms smell like bubblegum

No yeah but what's the difference between the cards

It has become our racial skill.

How would I install xposed on cm13 redmi n3p?

The print

>make sure all the important data is off
Copy it to a tar ball?
Also why formating? won't check option in gparted do?

go ask the pajeets on xda

Flash the zip? I could be wrong but there probably isn't anything special considering you're on CM13.

>tfw no one cares about memephones anymore

I bought two for 7$ each

They came on the package as "joystrick"
Both of them came with nonworking, mushy buttons, dirty rubber contacts, a poor sloppy soldering job, with wires soldered and hot glued directly to board instead of using connectors like real controllers made repairs difficult when a wire frayed, triggers that got caught and used cheap, difficult to press springs, the C stick and analog rubber popped off

Absolute nightmare. If you really must, ask to see the inside of the controller's to check the quality, maybe they'll pop them open for you

Compare it to the inside of a real or third party GameCube controller

If they taste like it can you fuck my throat

Everybody bought their memephones and have little reason to upgrade

We usually discuss whenever Xiaomi launches something

forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/how-to/guide-installing-xposed-framework-roms-t3416123

Sorry I don't swing that way

Are they flavored tho or just smell bubblegum, legit curious

Gotta love these cheap plastic pokemon figures

>chink condoms
For what purpose?

>meme egg
>chink condoms
You really hate your peepee?

I see them everywhere, where 2 cop?

Can't taste bubblegum only cheap lube
I think it's pretty obvious
Yes

>Russian user shaves in a peculiar way now, thanks to the chinks
I'm not a fucking dirty slav OP, I just have pills from Russia

Alright fellow money-wasters, what kind of gaming mouse do I buy?
I need some type of programmable extra buttons.

>Not censoring your hand
Just

Glad you like it user, 18.5v was what I had available and I don't need any more, even de soldering lead free pcbs.

Both the iron and the tips used to be quite a lot cheaper then they are now.

kek, what the fuck.

I get a bunch of results when searching pokemon on ali. Here's the one that image is from: aliexpress.com/item/quality-pokemon/32716872284.html

I have no idea what the fuck pic related is supposed to be though

Is he flirting with me?

ask him for nudes

Is she flirting with me?

>Whatsapp
>Skype

You're in.

It looks like Stitch from Lilo & Stitch

tfw no flirting chinese seller

She asked for your Skype dude, that's an invitation for an impregnation

>two question marks
She's not even trying to hide it.

Tell me I didn't just buy this, please.
aliexpress.com/item/K68L-Weird-Strangulation-Device-New-Arrivals/32720123545.html?shortkey=2UviIVVB&addresstype=600

can you post a review of the eggs?

enjoy your rubber dome

Add she to MSN and have fun on cam.

>Weird-Strangulation-Device

No, it's just going to sit near my kurumi stuff, bought it as a joke

Yes, that is right. It's not a normal one now, is it?

To be fair it is like ten bucks, but it says everywhere "Mechanical keyboard", so I will prob. try to chink them if it does not have mechanical switches.

>rape-tools
Oh, Ali

Wow, I wonder why is there no photos of the switches?

>kurumi
wat is

I love that image. Also, I really don't give a shit about the rubberdomeme, it is for school anyway (yes I am that memelord with chinese gaming stuff at school).

I'm going exchange my Vernee thor at next week and going to switch it to Xiaomeme phone, Which one i should take?

a japanese clock

Guys please help. I can't decide what style of headphone stand I want.

These are the ones that I like.
>The hook type that you hang from stuff
gearbest.com/headphone-accessories/pp_337371.html
>that newbee one some user ordered
gearbest.com/headphone-accessories/pp_360241.html
>This one here
aliexpress.com/item/i/32365798270.html

Kill yourself before you're released into the real world

I own and use the hook type, been using it for about 2 months now. It's great if you're tight on desk space, also it's the cheapest.

I had a PNY SD card go bad recently
All of the files are still on it and readable, but it can't be written to and can't be formatted

Best DAL

I basically already did, thank you for the tip anyway.

Use this one instead aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Acrylic-Headset-Holder-Gaming-Earphone-Headphone-Stand-Hanger-Bracket-Display-Rack/32667725595.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.324.7SExUN&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=5b0df672-df82-4a29-adbc-792000f64c7e

>didn't trim url
>stretching out headphones
why?

>can't be formatted
I had similar issue.
Try putting it in a symbian phone and format it.
For whatever reason symbian OS can ignore whatever error that prevent it from formating, or it uses low level formatting.

m8 why would you ever buy a mech board without thinking to yourself "now which switches would I like, wait a fucking minute there are no fucking options"

format it using something like fat32 formatter or just remove all partitions and create a new one.

I got chink'd

go fuck yourself china

Some user bought pic related several threads back and they said it was surprisingly good (for the price).

aliexpress.com/item/Best-Price-Mini-Clip-Metal-USB-MP3-Player-Support-Micro-SD-TF-Card-Music-Media/32647930397.html