FUCKING HAPPENING

money.cnn.com/2016/09/01/news/companies/spacex-explosion/index.html

INSIDE JOB

Nothing of value was lost

>facebook literally BTFO

I don't understand how this happened

Did something fly off the rocket so fast that it went up into orbit and hit the satellite?

It was the payload silly

Facebook's shit was the payload of the rocket that exploded.

>Facebook
>satellite

>Facebook
>satellite

How much longer until you can literally not be out of the reach of Facebook?

>Did something fly off the rocket so fast that it went up into orbit and hit the satellite?

Jesus, fuck!

The satellite was in the rocket. When they were fueling the rocket, static built up, discharged and caused the explosion.

Lmao

Thanks

kek

OH NOEZ. ZUCKERBERG CANT GET THE PERSONAL DETAILS OF AFRICAN USERS NOW!

How do you fit a fucking SATELLITE inside a tiny thin missile?

same way they fit 2000 pounds of supplies for the space station. you fucking mongloid

what else are they going to spend billions on?

maybe thats why it exploded, elaborate tax evasion.

Oy vey. First they burn us then our satellites.

They probably regret not falling for this meme.

wtf is a facebook satellite

top kek
Fuck the cuck.

it was actually related to Internet.org I believe

I chuckled

$200m could've fed those starving niggers. Stupid Zuckerberg.

It's been proven time and time again that giving these pieces of shit money only helps temporarily. So you feed all the niggers in Africa for a week or something, all that does is give them the strength to reproduce, while spreading more AIDS and making more kids they can't feed once the goodwill food runs out

good

facebook is as evil as microsoft in the 90's.

I mean, it was all insured so at most it's just an annoyance to them

>microsoft
>not evil today
wewlad

Is there anything made by Elon Musk that doesn't explode?

His stocks

his dick, from some close-to-him sources I have

You can't build infrastructure for them either, they will sell whatever you give them the second you leave and strip out any copper wiring and sell that too.

Nignogs are perfectly happy walking 5 miles to get water, a bag of rice, and some free clothes.

Gives them just enough energy to rape and steal. More food just equals more rape and theft and natural selection kicks in, you end up with smiling rape machines with no remorse that steal compulsively.

The bigger news is that Facebook has its own fucking satellites now. We are fucking doomed.

Reminds me of that film Antitrust. They'll do anything to achieve such power.

wasnt that satellite suppsoed to be used for pajeet "internet lite", aka only facebook and some other sites no one ever uses?

Some on has the video of the explosion?I can't find it.

The satellite wasn't on the first stage?

Obvious sabotage

>When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.

Facebook (and Google) are just playing along until they're able to create a god for out godless world.

And chances are the point you're talking about, for most people, has already passed.

>Google will buy planets and only provide OS updates if you move to one of them

cuckerburgs explosive satellite extravaganza :^)

>More food just equals more rape and theft and natural selection kicks in, you end up with smiling rape machines with no remorse that steal compulsively.
I've been considering if this is what happened with Arabs. Removal of female sexual selection resulted in a culture and clustering of genetic biases towards their way of "functioning".

US imperialism, Britain, and Soviet pseudo-communism spreading, just exaggerated it. And we poured trillions into their enconomies simply because they had oil.

>planet starbucks
>not stelarbucks
eh you tried

>niggeria

>mfw facebook will man mars and be it's own 'country'
mfw facebook will out country all the countries on earth
>mfw in the future you will have no choice but to have a facebook account.
I have no face.

My knee jerk reaction is disgust, but if you think about it there's a sense of beauty to it. That human risk assessment and foresight is so poor, and the mindless need for communication and networking is so great, that this is what managed to trace a viable path through the world's economies and gain the power to colonize another planet.

This. Facebook. A fucking glorified masturbatory casino.

retard

Man, we could have made it to mars decades ago. They gave up because it wasn't going to get them more money... that's sad.
Now facebook will make a marsternet rigged with all the knowledge in telemetry and shit from what they experienced on earth. And before anyone got his foot on mars.

The Pajeets rejected that plan and rightfully told Suckerberg to fuck off.

They'll shit in a river, but reject your crappy internet. Think about that one, Mark.

>On 21 November 2015 all communications with the Amos-5 satellite were lost
>On September 1, 2016, the Falcon 9 launch vehicle suffered an anomaly during a routine static fire that destroyed the vehicle and its AMOS-6 payload
Jehovah is punishing us chosen people!

>"As far as the Israeli communications satellite industry is concerned, this is a very severe blow which could place the future of the industry in doubt if it is not dragged out of the mud," said the chairman of the Israel Space Agency, Isaac Ben-Israel.

Who was the hero behind this?

What's hilarious about this was Jewberg going to Africa behaving like he was the second coming of jesus and preaching the good news about the satellite before it exploded

Why does Space X's rockets fail so often? I never hear about failed launches unless it's from Space X.

And then they whine when the air force wouldn't award launches to them because they are willing to pay a premium for reliability.

Good thing lobbyists fixed that!

You forgot about the one that pretty much put Orbital Science out of business?

top jej

dude MS in the 90s doesnt even hold a candle to the kikery going on today

Who does one buy satellite insurance from, anyhow?

They merged with another company.

go to tumblr or some shit fag

those tiny thin missiles are huge as fuck
look up SpaceX size comparison

*The Facebook

Please don't give SpaceX a contract to upgrade the ICBM system...

seeing the wheat keep fluttering back and forth in the wind despite the explosion was profound to me for some reason. something about humans trying so hard to leave the planet, while the planet doesn't care either way

hopefully they invested all their lobbying money into the clinton foundation this go round so they won't be getting any important contracts

>2050
>Missile launch officers receive orders for a launch
>Turns the key
>Thousands of model x and s badges fly out of the silo

>facebook satellite

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They'd probably make more money developing car bombs for the Clinton's hit list than building rockets.

what the fuck does facebook need a satellite for?

that's fucking disturbing

Yeah, but it was that or go belly up. They were doing so badly they couldn't even get that rocket insured.

Oh no I can't live in my country and focus on technological improvement because I have to let go of that and give money to some niggers in a desert...

B A S E D

congratulations to the hero that did this

It's like an NSA satellite but used for advertising purposes, at least until they receive a fancy letter from the NSA at which point it's basically identical to an NSA satellite in all but name.

90s? Have you seen the news lately?

>facebook satellite destroyed in a blast
thank god

>Faceplanet

sounds retarded

They were going to use it to provide poor Africans with internet, so then they could harvest their personal information.

> being able to live on an IBM planetoid
oh my god I can't wait

SpaceX is the hero we deserve

God damn it I laughed way too much at this shit.

Really should stop drinking at 8 am

I don't understand this image

Man, I almost thought I was in reddit. What's with their obsession with puns anyway?

You know how people can build up charge on their bodies? Connect this thing to a ground and strap it on your wrist to dissipate it.

I wonder how much Norton got involved with post production on this. I hear he was pretty demanding behind the scenes but his shit usually comes out great

>putting your life in the hands of SpaceX

>apple planet will literally be a chrome jail
>you are not authorized to move this seat

The best part is that it isn't covered by launch insurance because the explosion happened while it was being fueled, not during launch.

>(((Facebook))) satellite destroyed in a (((SpaceX))) rocket explosion

Good!

I like the way it appears to be launching fine and then just stops, plummets and explodes.

What actually caused it? For some reason I think of a valve closing causing it to fuck off.

Thanks mr Stallman!

From the thumbnail i thought it was a Samsung thread.

>1960s
>could send ppl to the moon with less tech than your cell phone

>2016
>lul how we gon lawntch dis rokit agen? we wuz asstronots
*explodes*
dindunuffin i swerr

Underrated

How does this just happen. Its got to be the chinese sabotaging shit.

>What's with their obsession with puns anyway?
what's this site's obsession with reddit anyway?

>"I'm deeply disappointed to hear that SpaceX's launch failure destroyed our satellite,"
>"would have provided connectivity to so many entrepreneurs and everyone else across the continent."
>"We will keep working until everyone has the opportunities this satellite would have provided,"
>not just making another satellite

doesn't that just mean that they were never planning on sending a satellite up in the air and that all that talk was just to steal money from investors

you mean the beast for our god-created world

>fuck'n up rockets holy shit

it aint like they calculating the interplanetary shit

Unfortunately, like everything. rockets have gotten more and more complex, not just in components but in the software.

Somethings that were done through hardware before are done through software now and that can just introduce even more possibilities for things to go wrong.

Why does a comms satelite need cameras?

>give people free food
>food becomes worthless
>WHY ISN'T THE ECENOMY ANYS GOOD?!!!!1