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/csg/ - OP not here edition

The last thread got baleeted before OP made the new thread.

Don't whine about the lack of news, just use this thread until the new one is up

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Since when are 64GB Sharks $14,5 on gearbest?

What the fuck? I got mine for $11

Sharks are dead.

where my makibros at??

What do you fuckers think about my latest order?
The protoboards is a ten pack, so..

has anyone bought anything from fastcardtech.com? please share your experience with me. I'm interested in the return/refund policy, the shipping methods they use, etc.

GB made lots of (popular?) things more expensive
I found some coupons in kimovil:
Gearbest 8% off site-wide coupon
Get 8% OFF by using coupon for all non-discount products @GearBest

GB8offc
Valid from 26/08/2016 to 25/09/2016

Shark is out.

Monkey face is in.

What's a decent Chinky 10" tablet for reading ebooks and watching jewtube and sheeeeeeeeit?

>le monkey face.jpg

i read cartoon porn powerpoints and draw furry porn on cube i7 stylus
i regret that i didnt wait for cube i7 book instead
but fuck cube there was no info about it back then

Best Windows 10 tablet for $200-250 ?

yeah, no fully laminated display

Dropped

I want to cum inside Hime Arikawa's boipucci, what's the best onahole that simulates tightness. I really poor so I cant do any more than $10 at the moment. If not I think i'll grab a tenga egg.

gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_361966.html?wid=21

Who the fuck thought putting a 2560 x 1600 display on a fucking Atom z8300 was a good idea?

well to be honest i picked it up because its the only chink tablet with proper stylus back then

is that way

any fucking chink ARM tablet? why do people ask these retarded questions all the time? you could ask for a GOOD, BIG, CHEAP tablet instead.

Anybody know if this projector is any good? I don't trust those bot reviews

gearbest.com/projector/pp_25396.html?wid=21

Cube i9 any good?

gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_312556.html

>320 x 240 Native Resolution
Search Youtube for EPL007. You'll find similar products and then you decide

I got my MINISEAS pendrives today after about about 1 week. fastest csg parcel I've done.

Streaming the h2wtest, cause why not:
twitch dot tv slash immortalmewtwo

works great 10cm from the wall

I got a gold 16gb and a maccas fried 64gb.

They cost under usd$2 and usd$8 respective

I also got some 6.3mm to 3.5mm stereo adapters.

Page said 10pcs per piece ordered, so I either fucked up or they will receive dispute

link please?

Here is my story of how I got chinked.

Beware and never order anything expensive using free shipping.

>order xiaomi mi pad 2 windows version on July 7th
>retarded enough to not use PayPal
>gets dispatched the next day
>on July 13th tracking says "arrived at local post office"
>waited one week, never received it
>called all local post offices here
>no one has the tablet
>realise it's been stolen
>file a complaint to my bank
>also file a police complaint
>they tell me to wait
>chinks refund me $50 the next day
>they tell me to wait until Sept 7th until we can find "a satisfactory solution"

I sure hope they will refund me completely

tl;dr Always use paypal

Any good chink portable media players? I'd like something to clip to my clothes while running/cycling if possible.

It will cost USD$2.34, I got mine for USD$198.

aliexpress.com/item/Miniseas-usb-flash-drive-CCT-1-metal-waterproof-4gb-8gb-16gb-32gb-64g-memory-usb-stick/32676594881.html

So were they good or not?

Mistake: USD$1.98

These are pretty good for a buck.
ebay.com.au/itm/191780970234
The clip is nice.
Other than that it works like any other shitty mp3 player/radio.

do reliable (by /csg/ standards) full sized headphones with active noise control (noise cancellation) exist
all i want to be able to do is use them like ear muffs but with greater noise reduction

Trips makes me sorry.

Yes, it verified good.

I'm streaming the verification on immortalmewtwo twitch.

In Russia they sell well priced ZTE, Meizu, Lenovo, etc chink brands - is it still worth buying xiaomimeme instead?

>Streaming a USB test on twitch

What
How many gb is it again?

>Streaming a USB test on twitch
Super exciting, ay?

The miniseas is 16GB, Maccas Fries is 64GB

Please don't buy 64GB until it verifies good

got mine at 9.99.
so proud

uh.. do the comparison yourself for prices and specs between those phones?

great one.
better than shilling Techtablets and chatting on discord.

check the wiki

Or use 250 GB points to get it at $9.99

Yeah, it's shit

what did you use, GB or based Ali?

Gearbest

>shilling Techtablets
>chatting on discord

Did Hitler hate Lithuania? If so, can we resurrect him to purge this pissphone bloke?

What's the protocol for someone who's new to buying chink shit from places like Aliexpress?
Do you give all of your real information?
Do you use a PO box if you order stuff often?

the necessary
no, some chinks will not send anything to a PO box.

thank you, but there's nothing about noise cancelling headphones on there

>the necessary
Such as?

Real name and address, you don't need to put your telephone number.

How will this affect my chinkshit?
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37241727

Thank you

imagine going to the beach and finding tons of crates of chinkshit floating around at the shore

I use my initial for my first name just out of mild paranoia. No problems so far. Don't oversupply information.

Spic here, i have a pobox in California, 80% of my chink shit is sent there, always without problems, i cross the border at least once every month.

As for your info, keep it real or Ali may freeze your orders, my Ali count has my name, my adress in both countries, no problems so far.

>inb4 build wall
>inb4 le chink botnet

it was an unregistered free air mail shipping?
so you didn't need to put your signature at the package arrival?
besides that, ditch GB
stay with Ali/Ebay and Bangood.

link of the tablet you bought?

>got my RN3P
>Chinese ROM
>follow some poo in the loo guide on miui forum to unlock it and flash the global one
>error
>phone won't boot anymore
>find a too to enter EDL mode from fastboot
>try to flash the global rom again
>got this
>still won't unlock
>still won't boot
SEND HELP
Also, I don't get the qshusb qloader for some reason (signature is disabled by the way).

The techtablet guy, if so I don't mind.

>SEND HELP
Alright. Never think pajeet is competent.

unregistered, yes.

however i must sign for everything before they hand it to me

LMFAO FUCKING GOOK'D

Have you installed the proper drivers?

They should install with the MiFlash tool (and it looks like they do since I get always asked some authorization from Windows), but yep, drivers seem to be the problem.

You could try to use USBDeview to force-uninstall the drivers but as my Xiaomeme hasn't arrived yet I can't help you further :^(

Thank you, I'll try.

How much did you spend for your Xiaomi?

not everything.
some, free & untracked, could just laid on you front porch

Can you still enter EDL mode?

Does anyone have the link for actual Piston 3s?

Anyone here interested in a cube i7 stylus? I'm going to be posting mine to ebay in a little bit. It works great, I'm just selling it because I don't use it. I bought it to replace my Surface Pro 2 but then ended up repairing my Surface instead.

Yes, using fastboot EDL.
I can start flashing too, but miflash suddenly complete the operation after a while and nothing seems to go right since I can boot up or unlock the phone through fastboot after that.

What ROM are you flashing? I don't know if MiUI 8 is supported.

Old kenzo MIUI since I wanted to make sure to follow the instructions to the letter.

Here's what mine showed. Looks like you're also using an old version of MiFlash

What's a GOOD, BIG, CHEAP tablet you slant eyed gook?

I mean MIUI 7
Again, I wanted to follow the guide without making stuff up, but I'll try again with the new version.

Also, have you checked the MD5 of your rom?

how come we don't have a shared email address that we collectively use to get promo offers?

also, is this cheap?
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_28060.html

this, or perhaps the cable you are using is too shitty.

>also, is this cheap?
$9, btw. anyway, nevermind... of course generic SD cards are much cheaper

So, fastboot EDL + latest MiFlash + latest MIUI seem to work.
Fuck pajeet.

Glad to see you got it working fine.

guys who's going to pull the trigger on this? gearbest.com/m-goods-sn-188178801.htm

Thanks for the help.

Does anybody know if these are safe to use?

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You can get them for about 1 dollar on ebay.
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NEVER use chink dick-sleeves

I wouldn't use those unless you want to cut open your gf's tubes and fill them with lead from the chink latex softening process.

Don't expect them to protect you from STDs and pregnancy. Maybe wear a quality western condom ontop of one?

so is the rm3 camera as shit as people say? its basically the only thing stopping me from copping desu senpai

Any particular reason why not? I was mostly wondering if the spines around the head are physically harmful.

>chink silicone
>chink condoms
>putting chink silicone inside your body AND expecting it to not rip or let STDs/sperm through

Damn even a z8700 would be pushing it.

Yeah, those same specs in a yoga would be twice the price

in less than a day Techtablets and his italian and lithuanian sturmtruppen shill come here to getting those.
exactly like in that le leddit moment this board had.

Chink kendama arrived, it's really nice. The paint on it was great, until it gets dented from use.

Also got a 2nd Convoy S2+ torch, with the warmest colour temp they had.

...

chinkd
I once bricked my Jiayu S3 because the software wasnt complete and resetting device stopped running the main menu and you could do random functions like holding HOME button to bring up applications running but you couldnt get to the home screen etc.

Followed poo in the loo guide and bricked it
Had to flash a new software with another poo in the loo youtuber and it was all good.

Dont worry you will be able to do so. GOOD LUCK

Look what mummy got me today!

Already fixed, thanks anyway.
And thanks god I didn't buy an unsupported MTK chip.

Nice house fire cable