How do I give myself the same social disorders that Elliot has in Mr. Robot? I want to be just like him

How do I give myself the same social disorders that Elliot has in Mr. Robot? I want to be just like him.

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All you need is autism. The rest is acting edgy.

install arch linux

I think you already have them

way ahead of you user

Start watching anime

just for the reference, I gave this test to a normie friend and he got like 11, anything below 20 is normal

What you need is to fix your social disorder first, so you'd actually leave your home

If you want to learn serious netsec you should pirate or buy these two books:

nostarch.com/pentesting

nostarch.com/blackhatpython

Browse to get yourself some social disorders

Browse so you will hate society

Browse so you will become edgy

Browse so you will learn how to install Gentoo

>gentoo

Pretty sure he uses mint?

I'm a KDE guy myself.

Develop Tulpa, do lots of meth.

A few of his issues are probably deeply rooted in childhood experience and trauma, so you'd have to start there somehow.

Also not a bad plan for achieving your goal

Ha, beat you! :(

Im leaving g after this post because im sick of hearing about this stupid normie show.

At least CSI had comedic value.

This board is turning into a mix between v and tv and /r/gadgetreviews

Do a bunch of research chemicals until you have a psychotic break.

Um. Hm. Fuck.

See you in a few minutes

Throw your little tantrum, you'll be back.
Just like me.
I've "left" this board at least a dozen times over the year. There is nothing comparable to this shithole.

I'm back already

I'm so fucking weak

you need a tulpa

/x/ has some guides on it

reminder that mr robot is canonically a tulpa btw

So, my Tulpa and I are different genders and have different sexual preferences. She has a much, much higher sex drive than I do. Also, I'm also not super experimental with sex or anything like that, and am only looking for sex in a legitimate relationship (no FWB, or one-night stands), but she's quite the party girl.
One of our goals is possession, however it's going to be difficult if I have trouble trusting that she won't do something stupid while she's in control. So, I guess the questions I have here are:
How can she even go about being sexual if we're different genders and she's only interested in men?
How can I start to trust her if I'm afraid of what she wants?
Is there an outlet that I can give her that won't harm me?

>tulpa possession
when the meme goes too far

I'm not really a social person but I'm somehow very good with people

Dunno how I got good at it, back in middle school I was a shut-in nerd playing WoW all day every day, then I got bored of it and stopped playing, and I immediately made friends with many people from the whole social spectrum (outcasts to the popular ones)

Idk, people just like me and I won't complain

Wow good post

>I'm not really a social person but I'm somehow very good with people

Wow great fucking post mate

well thank you lads !!!!

Sup Forums and Sup Forums for good measure. You can't just get autism, but you can sure fucking try.

I get 33...

Fuck, just got 37/50 on that test :(

Didn't think I was THAT bad, I think I'm quite high functioning. Then again, just an online test.

Hey, I've actually got a Tulpa. Is one brought up in the show or something?

Well you've spoiled yourself now but watch it anyway.

You know not everything is a meme. I'm so damned sick of hearing that word get overused so often. Holy shit, when you keep throwing a word around like this it eventually loses it's original meaning

memed hard

Son. I hate to break it to you, but you've caught a case of the gay. There's no hope now. Might as well start sucking guys off in dirty public restrooms.

do this

i think we only ever see him using kali, so if not, i think he runs debian

Install kali.
Learn how to hack people with your raspberry3.14
Browse /r9k/ and Sup Forums
Start doing acid
Have sex with random stranges, preferably men in gay bars.
Install your own modified version of gentoo once you graduate from kali.
Take HRT
Buy cute frilly dresses.
Cut your penis off.