/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/ we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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user looking for cheap chinky cartridges Interesting discussion on using a laptop power supply as phantom power for BM-800 user needs help picking a lightsaber colour Desperate /csg/ still wants a chink laptop; just get a used chinkpad ffs >57316130
user has a business idea - Chinkcrate, a cheap-ass version of Lootcrate More RN3P issues as user can't unlock the bootloader Comfy Tech Reviews user is back with a look at some vintage 1970s chink shit from a little known watch company called Diamond
youtube.com/watch?v=gGWAmaRolgY user mad as hell at chink sites and their bad auto translations user buys chink shit fake severed hand for Halloween, it doesn't show up on time. Chink'd! user kills the James Donkey meme stone dead with a teardown and look at the horrible sensor Cheap anons still waiting for RN3P sale, haven't you heard of 11.11? user hikes to the top of a hill to use his chink 1970s style RC car, sparks huge spergout from triggered assblasted user Previous thread

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gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_365017.html?wid=21
s.aliexpress.com/EBZN73Uf
gearbest.com/rc-boats/pp_331436.html
gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_491577.html?wid=21
gearbest.com/rc-boats/pp_197800.html?wid=21
gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_239293.html?wid=21
gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_328270.html
gearbest.com/rc-airplanes/pp_360687.html
gearbest.com/r-c-cars/pp_136292.html?wid=21
gearbest.com/movies-tv-dolls/pp_360831.html?wid=21
aliexpress.com/item/New-NECA-40th-Anniversary-Ultimate-Leatherface-Classic-Terror-Movie-The-Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre-7-Action-Figure/32563312125.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2,searchweb201603_1&btsid=0314b258-442a-42be-80f2-816d7c06fe67
gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_360190.html?wid=21
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55813953#p55814726
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55813953#p55815034
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I don't know who taught you all to give up all joy in life and exploring our natural world for the eternal suffering of being a bored, lonely NEET collecting Chinese cell phones but you fucks sure fell for it. Maybe a Xiaomi robot vacuum could give you the pleasure you are so lacking in life.

I've watched enough Archer to know not to fuck with vacuum cleaners

I will continue to talk of chinese rc vehicles and the joys of owning and operating them in this thread for eternity and nothing you can do will stop me.

Go to sleep, Lukas.

RC toys are great. Never stop.

I play with an rc vibrator and my gf, best purchase of our relationship yet!

Night fever, night fever
We know how to do it
Gimme that night fever, night fever
We know how to show it

/csg/ is so jelly of my supreme rock crawling beast

where do u get a radio controlled girlfriend?

d-does anyone know of a good wireless anal vibrator...
asking for a friend

>tfw live in china
>mfw i see chink shit everywhere everyday

taobao is boss, btw

Why don't you just borrow your dad's, you faggot?

"The HSP crawler conquers all"

be my agent faggot, I need RC truck parts

an then a wild challenger appears

gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_365017.html?wid=21

Can confirm
Even bought a SM951 off it

We get the point, you're triggered by RC cars, here's the (You)s you want.

please keep it /csg/ i don't want no problems

this the r/csg/ thread?

sure its not the "coolest" hobby but people have different things they enjoy

not everyone can be the coolest chad in the playground

most of Sup Forums and Sup Forums in general has "weird" hobbies anyway

Will this get me some puss?

Portable Fashion Classic Silent Double Bell Alarm Clock Quartz Movement Bedside Night Light Best Quality
s.aliexpress.com/EBZN73Uf
(from AliExpress Android)

no but this will
gearbest.com/rc-boats/pp_331436.html

Fuck off with the RC cars already, create your own thread and stop spamming the general one with your bs.

I miss Chinese shopping, never had these problems then...

gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_491577.html?wid=21

thinking about this if they have it in the usa warehouse

>tfw live in a fucking desert

man if i saw some manchild playing with a toy truck whilst on a hike with my gf we'd both burst laughing.

I really want to get something similar to this, my nitro car is a "street" car and has too much damn power, spins the wheels as soon as you try to go somewhere.

Also it's hard as hell to find ground flat enough to have any real fun.

But she's my gf :(

we share bro

gearbest.com/rc-boats/pp_197800.html?wid=21

4U
gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_239293.html?wid=21

What quads can do this?

race me
gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_328270.html

what. have half as many rotors?

nice cartoon

get on my level
gearbest.com/rc-airplanes/pp_360687.html

Try landing it in a commie block

>Lithu being this triggered over some user getting a RC car

This. Especially when there's no fundamental difference between a RC car and a RC quad

lithu sounds cool
gearbest.com/r-c-cars/pp_136292.html?wid=21

A toy truck constructed in a way that it represents the function of the full size vehicle as closely as possible, A little piece of microengineering, much like a watch or camera, but instead of performing an directly useful task, a remote control vehicle is a device with which one can explore the laws of physics that govern machines on a small scale.

RC trucks are actually really fun. Most RC stuff is. Planes, helicopters, cars, vibrators, trucks, etc.

Especially if you have an imagination still

Why would I be mad? I accomplished everything I set out to do today while you are sitting here trying to convince me through baseless insults that I am wrong for having fun.

I'm not sure you're aware of this but this is not an argument you can win

You are wholly dead inside.
I'm sorry.
The only cure is suicide.

keep posting, you're making me feel better about not being a soulless, cranky old fuck who is so deathly afraid of enjoying life that he divides arbitrary items into age-appropriate groups just to spite himself.

nothing is more like a manchild, not even playing with toys. Only a child would be so naive, only a man would be so stubborn.

>i'm a r-r-real man see i d-d-don't play with t-t-t-t toys ha ha check out my reaction image guys

>41 posts
>14 IPs
>every time some shitpost about RC cars is posted the unique IPs don't go up at all
Hmm, samefagging, assblasted over nothing, acting like everyone else is a manchild autist but him... could it be our boy Lithu?

just ordered this
gearbest.com/movies-tv-dolls/pp_360831.html?wid=21

has anybody bought Neca figures off of Ali are they god or bad or legit i was looking at this
aliexpress.com/item/New-NECA-40th-Anniversary-Ultimate-Leatherface-Classic-Terror-Movie-The-Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre-7-Action-Figure/32563312125.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2,searchweb201603_1&btsid=0314b258-442a-42be-80f2-816d7c06fe67

my neca
gearbest.com/rc-cars/pp_360190.html?wid=21

More recent NECA figures including Batgremlin, Leatherface, DMC's Dante, 8bit Ninja Turtles = legit
NECA Gordon Freeman = Legit too
NECA Aliens = Mostly bootlegs
NECA Old Comic Ninja Turtles = Definitely bootlegs

thanks

>have to hike to the top to get rocks that aren't covered in leaves.

For how long can I open a dispute with PP?
I've bought a R3S from geekbuying on September 22nd and still didn't receive. Tracking says package is not even in my country yet. Sent an e-mail to them today but I'm sure they'll just say their usual bullshit (go to the post office and get an officially stamped bullshit so we can consider moving our asses) so I'm guessing it's just safer to open a dispute with paypal?

2 months at least, otherwise PP won't side with you.

Going to buy a Korean monitor or two. Would it be worth it to get PP just for this purchase?

Where are you buying them from?

And it all happened after comfy posted a video completely unrelated to /csg/
Really makes you think

A little tip if you want ~800 coins in ali:
Works on the mobile app, not sure about web.

Go to the 11.11 page, scroll down to "Top Brands", there you see all the chink stores, go follow them then unfollow them. You get 10 coins per store

>Responds to himself
>Sperging out over a video review

Pathetic.

Try not to get fucked over by customs if you're buying from Korea

>using this subreddit as your personal blog to post unrelated videos
>derailing two threads by shitposting on rc cars because they detract from discussion of the holy bm 800
Leave

>doing this 80 times

I'm proud of you

They fixed the "cheesing" ~12 hours ago (at least from what I'm seeing).
I mean, you'll get 10 coins for adding a store to your favorites, but only once per store (deleting the store and adding it again won't get you another 10 coins, like it did before).

>known for using multiple IPs due to his legit permaban for posting child porn
>thinks his screenshots prove anything
Go back to Sup Forums you stupid faggot. No one wants your suicidal ass here.

What budget flashlight should i buy? Is convoy s2+ good?

No clue. Where should I?
Shit, won't they fake the value?

What are your favorite cheap china iems? I just ordered the ATR and another user said that was a mistake.

You can still get 10 coins for each individual store you follow

>this much hypocrisy in one post

What is that screenshot supposed to prove? You need some sleep, spamming about RC cars all night must take its toll even for someone as autistic as you.

Probably depends on the mood of customs workers. I've read they don't give a rats ass in Russia and some other countries, but for example in Croatia they search for the items online to compare prices. They never believe the declared value and sending a fixed invoice will probably end in them asking for your bank invoice and proof of purchase.

Ah, okay. If I've had boxes that needed to pick up at post office declared as "gift $5" pass, will I be OK?

Do I need to repost the archive proof that you're the one who has the pedo permaban and not Comfy? I'm not sure you can handle it today, you seem a little upset. Did no one invite you to a Halloween party yet again this year? It's okay, there's always parties in heaven. Pull the trigger.

in Croatia it's a lottery. I'm have a 150usd tablet on the way declared as 80 usd item, I hope they'll look at the declared value but I have my doubts as any package bigger/heavier than 500g they open to check what's inside.
5usd gifts usually pass as long it's not a phone, tablet or something that costs more than 5 usd. Also depends where you live, I'd advice you to check your countries forums for advice and experience on the matter

I have*
I had a package of 15 servo motors with value over 150 usd pass the customs without checkin, the package was over 2kgs.
Sometimes I have a small package under 20usd but in bigger dimensions and I get a call from customs. It's a hassle cause I have to wait extra 5 days for them to move their asses, than I have to pay 2 usd for their "service" of opening my package. They can also decide I'm lying and put a bigger price.That's what I meant with Croatian lottery

Just post it man, that usually gets him to shut up.

Got my Kingdian S280 delivered today, will report later when I have it installed.

He's just sad his parents never could afford to buy a RC truck for him, Lithu would have to make do with playing with potatoes.

I have now owned the Xiaomi Mi Max for 1 Month.

$170 shipped from Gearbest, in Pink (not visible with any case), 16Gb version.

It's amazing. I'm still using MiUI, so it's full of Chink characters, but it's definitely usable.
Hopefully I can upgrade to CyanogenMod soon when Xiaomi finally releases support.
Keep in mind that I'm upgrading from a 3 year old Samsung, so the speed difference was insane for me.

I bought a LOVE MEI Waterproof and shockproof case because I like treating my phones rough.

This thing is huge and basically almost a tablet. I use it for reading, having university scripts next to me as well as browsing internet.

It's heavy though. 500 grams (with the steel case).
It's too big and heavy to use comfortably with one hand. I have really big hands and I can use it with one hand, but not comfortably.
With 2 hands it's grippy and obviously easy to use.

But the fact that you can just toss it around carelessly, treat it like shit, use it in the rain and in my workshop is why I love it so much.

When I throw it on the table, the table gets damaged, not the phone. Absolutely perfect for my application.

Battery life with medium usage is well over a week.

At $170 this is almost disposable, but it delivers so much.

You're a madman. Tell me about the gun

The screen (6.44 Inch) is absolutely huge.
In Width It's as big as an iPad Mini, with a different aspect ratio of course.

Can you connect a BM 800 to it?

You take this shit too seriously, pussy.

post it im new

That's fucking airshit

Now tell me about the chinkpad

...

Walther P22Q, I'm German so with the license I'm only allowed to carry guns that shoot blanks or pepper ammo.

ur mum is a pedp :DDDD

>einhandmesser
ab in den knast, drei jahre

>German
That explains the bulletproof case

>I'm still using MiUI, so it's full of Chink characters, but it's definitely usable.
Check xiaomi.eu rom, it's modified MIUI.

>a german allowed to approach a gun
OY VEY
IT'S ANUDDAH SHOAH

...

This place sure turned to shit
>Tripfaging on discord,and Jew tubing

Let this be the week, oh shipping gods.

what a homo

discord does need a username though

Lithu announces he's permabanned for child porn posting (his screenshot) but that won't stop him going after youtubers
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55813953#p55814726

When asked for proof he scribbles "/csg/" in a Lithuanian newspaper
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55813953#p55815034

He's since reposted the same ban message multiple times in the discord saying "Lithuanian here AMA". For some reason he gets insanely assmad when you post this proof and he starts trying to say Comfy is the pedo because he loathes youtubers and wants to project his own failings and degeneracy onto them.

Comfy had a permaban but it was for posting a Topcashback link and it was successfully appealed by the mods. CP bans can never be appealed.

how do we get rid of him

How did you know I own one?

It uses XLR and requires phantom power, so no.

Thanks m8, will do