So what laptop is currently the king of all laptop?

So what laptop is currently the king of all laptop?

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Still the Dell XPS 13.

microsoft surface book. it's the only one with dGPU and pressure sensitive display.

this

Some Zenbook Pro

>Dual core CPU

Someone add this
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This

thats 15", its in a different category alltogether
xps and macbook 15" versions also have quad core cpus

Used ThinkPad with open source firmware

Used thinkpad

Lenovo t460 or X1 Carbon

Which category? 15"? 13"? Gaming? Office?

VAIO Z Canvas

Manlets need not apply.

please kys and go to buzzfeed with your buzzwords

Kek that thing is more of a mobile PC than a laptop.
>12 minutes of battery life

>he doesn't carry a diesel generator

New Alienware 13 :^)

Screw Asus, their long term product support for laptops sucks. Initial battery product and battery quality seems OK, but they only offer Chinese made replacement battery cells. So, you get 1-2 years of performance out of their products then they're trash. It's called planned obsolescence.

>it doesn't come with miniaturized nuclear reactor

It's pretty hot senpai

Surface Book is easily the best.

>ayylmao logo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Razer Blade HD + duct tape to cover the logo

XPS 13 is 1.9kg
No RJ-45
Fucking touchscreen
Proly can't run dota on medium as well.

meh.

This

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>Wrong, 1.3 ish
>Not good, but neither do most of the competition
>Optional
>That would be a positive you enormous faggot

T460s

Touchscreen is a disadvantage though, but still.

i want one so bad user :(

This is actually great except for the looks. I'm surprised I ended up getting it but it was an open box deal (1080p one for $1k) bit I don't regret it.

ThinkPad P70

Finger marks and smudges all over the screen? Yep.

how did you already get a used one? didn't it just come out?

I wonder if this would be feasible to buy over just building a new gaming rig, but I reallycoubt I'd want to carry it around with me anywhere unless Acer paid me to show it off

Still more portable than building a desktop 1080 SLI setup, though probably costs 2X.

Fuck off nvidiot

This one

2013 Macbook Air 13"

>toddlerbook

Actually I got last year's model (the r2) which has a dual core cpu and fans on the bottom instead of the back but it is a pound lighter and honestly I prefer that to the new one which is 5.8 lbs, imo too heavy for 13 inches. But the r2 is only 4.6.

Ewwww, people actually bought that thing?

>people

poor and autistic. the girls must love you.

I bought two.

But... the keyboard makes it useless...

In what way? I am having no problems with it at all. I rather like it. The travel is less than on my mechanical keyboards but that doesn't prevent me from getting any work done at all. Or prevent me from communicating with the people here.

>I rather like it.
Sure you do

XPS 15 has GTX960m but that dgpu is shit

Thanks, I do.

You forgot to buy adapters :)

for a 13 inch laptop, even if it's heavier it's a small trade off for having a quad core cpu and a 1060, desu

I already have adaptors from my 12in Macbook.

you could've just bought an xps 13 or 15

...

>weight: higher is better

okay.

DYEL?

>Razer chroma is an advantage
Ha
>VR Ready
It's a laptop and a 1060 is a poorfag gpu. Why would anyone want to use that for vr.

Certainly not the Macbook Pro 2016

>plug in some USB-C devices
>wifi stops working

Yeah, it's an error. The mac is 3lb
Well, it's gimmick vs gimmick

Late 2015 15 inch rMBP

>comparing computers with a proprietary Razer feature
>comparing a non-gaming laptop with a gaming laptop
>GTX 1060 is "VR Ready"
>Higher weight = better

Were you paid money to make that graph?

>comparing computers with a proprietary Razer feature
Yeah, silly gimmick function vs silly gimmick function. Yeah, maybe a touch bar is better than changing lights, but it's to to the reader and what he values the most.
>comparing a non-gaming laptop with a gaming laptop
How is this a problem? The blade looks like a macbook and tries to be one.
>GTX 1060 is "VR Ready"
Well, it is
>Higher weight = better
An obvious error

>Were you paid money to make that graph?
I spent 5 minutes making them.
Thank you for being so impressed that you thought I got payed for it :)

Maybe a touch bar is better than changing lights ,but that is up to the reader and what he values the most*

newest macbook pro with top specs and the soon to be released surface book performance base version with top end specs.

im looking for a laptop for college. my budget is currently $300-700.

i almost want to get the dell inspiron 15 3000 and just use it for internet and porn and save the remainder for when i build a desktop. but holy shit that processor is trash, can you even have two tabs open on the internet with 2 ghz and 2m cache?

pls respond

>throttlebook

Pic related
>qhd+ touch or fhd matte screen
>solid as fuck keyboard
>i7 6700hq
>gtx 1060
>.7 inches thick
>under 4.5 lbs

Does the newer Dell XPS 13 still have bad quality control?

who gives a shit what you want

acceptable

Poor man's MacBook Pro (not to mention the queer rainbow scheme)

>has usable ports
>better hardware
>less expensive
it's objectively better. and you can change the "queer rainbow scheme" to whatever you want

it's a piece of shit and anyone who buys one is just telling the world their a contrarian manchild

2015 macbook pro

wish I was kidding

if it's a piece of shit then what does that say about the macbook pro

razer "quality", cooling is thoroughly inadequate for those components at that thickness so you get constant throttling even with the fans running at full speed with turbojet noises -and they do run even at idle, raping your ears- aand on top of these a very shitty battery life

it has a 53Wh battery. The older MBP had 99.5Wh (and that's because FAA doesn't allow 100Wh+ batteries in flights)

piece of shit due to retards running the company - it's a terrible idea executed well

razer is shit due to poor engineering. they knew what needed to be done, but sucked ass at it.

Why is the blade's weight marked as a disadvantage here? Also, the touch bar is fucking useless since you can bind function keys. The 1060 is also a mobile version (worth noting)

.....just turn it off

ayy lmao
Potential bacon party.

>The 1060 is also a mobile version (worth noting)
its literally the desktop gpu slightly underclocked. the architecture and shit is exactly the same. pascal cards have only a 10% or so difference in performance compared to desktop counterparts

I look for a laptop for 1$. Any idea?

>pic unrelated
FTFY

>ctrl + f
>no P50

what the fug

This shit is the best all around. No flex in the keyboard. All the good qualities of a ThinkPad like expandability and durability. Latest internals.

That is actually pretty sexy with a 1060 to boot

I mean you could probs grab one on eBay, but it'd be from 1998.

>toddlerbook

>windows

>autism

I like the fully speced p70 better.

2015 MBP 13" w/16GB ram & 512GB ssd

incidentally, this happens to be my laptop.
I think I may be able to sell it for the retail price i paid last year.

Somewhat related, why the fuck does my battery drain so quickly on my laptop? What can I do to make it last longer?

It's a budget Asus, but holy shit, it dies really quickly. It's almost necessary to have an outlet nearby.

I was tempted to just insult you but instead I'd recommend Lenovo's G550 or their T400/500 line depending on your needs. You can get these used off eBay for less than $200 USD. Their processors are rarely lower than 2.2 gHz.

I use Lenovo's G550 with Win7, 4gb RAM and a 2.3 gHz processor in college right now (and just got a T500 with no OS) and with GNU IceCat 38.8.0 I can have somewhere in the avenue of 80 active tabs open from the time of launching the browser with no issues.

thinkvantage

Maybe the battery is bad. It might need to be replaced. I'm pretty sure my battery is effed after always leaving it on the charger. It used to last at least ten minutes off charger, then it went down to maybe a minute, and now the laptop shuts off after 2 seconds off the charger.

That's pretty insane. Mine barely lasts an hour and a half. Estimated time remaining is total bullshit, too. Tells me 40 minutes and the laptop dies 5 minutes later.

Just swooped a Xiaomi Mi notebook air 13.

Comfy specs:

2.3 Core i5 6200
GTX 940MX
8GB DDR4 @ 2133 MHz
256GB SSD w/ secondary port for one more
2 USB C
1 HDMI
1 USB A
1 aux

Sending this from my 12 retina MacBook, waiting for my Xiaomi chinkbook to arrive this week for full, comfy, linux love.

Oh and at a comfy price of $850 shipped from Chinka.

>Estimated time remaining is total bullshit
That also happened to me at the 40 second stage, I neglected to mention.

Anything that can't be librebooted shouldn't be considered Sup Forums's king of laptops.