>>57374807

lol, a totally preventable issue. but not if you're apple! fuck them.

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youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
9to5mac.com/2016/09/13/iphone-7-sales-record/
appleinsider.com/articles/16/11/02/phil-schiller-new-macbook-pro-has-more-orders-from-apple-than-any-other-pro-model-ever
fortune.com/2016/09/13/t-mobile-iphone-7-preorders-record/
bgr.com/2016/11/01/macbook-pro-2016-ssd-speed/
zdnet.com/article/displaymate-analysis-apple-iphone-7-has-the-best-lcd-display-ever-tested/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>Puts on type of port on laptop
>Doesn't even work
I hate adopters of USB-C that don't do it correctly. They probably want you to use their dock that they will announce but never actually comes out. Like those toothbrush ear buds.

youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o

>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>keyboard shallower than a hollywood slut
>keyboard louder than a sheboon nigress
>proprietary SSD
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>tamper tape on battery screws

APPLEL IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT

MACTODDLERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>APPLEL IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT
>MACTODDLERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Cliches by the hundred,
Lies by the score,
Every day it matters less,
Each day they do it more.

What's it like being on suicide watch?

ayylmao

How will mactoddlers ever recover?

APPLEL IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT

Its really like im in the 90's again.

This is what killed the company the first time around

Fuck sake

MacCucks

Cucked

Again

>cuckbook

All they had to do was make a Macbook Pro in black and rake in the profits.
Fucking stupid courage.

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my niggah Louis is out to kill the apple for good, lads

pre-jobs apple was overpriced but solid

post-jobs apple is just retarded

that being said they probably won't lose marketshare, because they're established now

which is a shame

hmmmmm

it was good night sweet prince after jobs

these last number of years has just been decay

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Looks like even normies are getting it now

The real issue is that bargain bin Texas Instruments TB3 chips don't comply with TB3 standards 100% and Apple has decided to disable such devices. Considering that these ports can carry 80W of power I think that's a reasonable safety precaution.

Holy shit I can't belive how they can fuck up this so badly

Who uses TunderBolt devices anyway? I have a rMBP and I just an USB hub.

>KB
>Mouse
>two external HDD
>DAC
>Plug phone & iPad

It takes courage to sell a piece of crap for 1.6k us dollars.

you forgot
>2 FREAKING CORES

>u need converters to use HDMI

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

LMAO

>FINISHED
>SUICIDE WATCH

Every time you sperg this shit, Apple gets more and more immune. This line of MacBook Pros have received the largest amounts of orders that Apple has ever seen for this line of machines.

Enjoy your obsolete USB-A ports in under 1 year when all the OEMs copy this shit, faggots. Apple is a $600 billion unstoppable force in the industry.

>t. mactoddler

desktop OS marketshare doesn't agree with you

see

> Sup Forums constantly raves about obnoxiously loud clickity clack mechanical keyboards
> When a Mac gets a lour keyboard suddenly it's the end of the fucking world
Stay poor friend.

>cpu manufacturing process has something to do with laptop manufacturer
Cmon, neo-Sup Forums, Intel have been making dual-core ULVs since forever, but they still gain performance. Leave your MUH cores for another AMD thread or something.

>t. mactoddler

>mechanical keyboard
>full 3.5mm key travel
>trade off with noise

>memebook toddler toy
>0.1mm key travel
>even louder than mechanical keyboard

>>memebook toddler toy
.1mm key travel
>>even louder than mechanical keyboard
I have to say, I'm actually impressed with this feat. Hipsters will probably praise it as it will get them more attention in starbucks.

how am i on suicide watch when i own a different macbook

>no headphone jack
>APPLE IS FINISHED!!!
9to5mac.com/2016/09/13/iphone-7-sales-record/

>two ports
>deprecated specs
>TRASHBOOK APPLE IS FINISHED!!
appleinsider.com/articles/16/11/02/phil-schiller-new-macbook-pro-has-more-orders-from-apple-than-any-other-pro-model-ever

I'm not seeing the big issue. It's very unlikely this is someone's second thunderbolt device.

>9to5mac
>appleinsider
nice sources, lad

What exactly is pre jobs Apple?

>these are our BEST SELLING APPLE PRODUCTS EVER

>refuses to release numbers unlike previous years

Yawn.

fortune.com/2016/09/13/t-mobile-iphone-7-preorders-record/

>iPhone 7/Plus pre-orders all-time record, says T-Mobile, shattering iPhone 6 numbers

>Phil Schiller: New MacBook Pro has more orders from Apple than any other pro model ever

SUCH A FEAT

You do realize these fiascos have significantly hurt their mobile and desktop OS marketshare right?

>Free with trade-in promotion proves extremely popular.

>If Apple needed any help selling its new iPhone 7 line, mobile carriers may have come to the rescue. All four major carriers offered a free iPhone 7 to customers who traded in an earlier model and agreed to stay on for two years.

IT IS LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO BE STUPID ON PURPOSE

It's more to show to retards on this board that say "APPLE IS DYING!!" that sales say otherwise.

5 trillion hours in MS paint.

but man, dont you see those numbers are top-tier sugar coat stuff?

The argument here is that apple is dying, the sales are to show otherwise. Sales are sales.

What numbers? They've literally refused to release any.

>records
>records against their own cherry picked numbers

>sales
>trade-in program

are you baiting?

>we're having our best sales EVER guuise!!!

>no sales numbers

>This post is the best post that i have done in my entire life in the thread

>Also, my shitposting is the best shitposting that i have ever done since the last time that i shitposted

>Oh and, my shitposting levels are even bigger than ever (thanks to having a Sup Forums pass)

this is literally what they are saying

>this level of desperation

It's over, Apple is truly finished. They have to literally GIVE AWAY itoys to retards just to get rid of them and inflate their """""""sales"""""" numbers.

No? The people who are bitching at apple for what they're doing are the vocal minority. It's the same as saying "CHEVY IS DYING BECAUSE THEYRE GETTING RID OF ALL THE V8's AND MANUALS" when really those decisions don't translate into sales.

Cry more pajeet. Don't be upset because the only one who can even touch the laptop space is Dell and the XPS13 is flawed. Android has given up on tablets and it took until 2016 to get a good android phone after Google adopts Apple's model. Funny.

>2 thunderbolt 3 ports
>one thunderbolt controller JHL6540 due to shitty ulv pch
>PCIe 3.0 ×4
>PCIe x2 per port
>x2
MACFAGS BTFO

>this new post is the biggest post that i have ever done in the thread. This is a new record, because it is the one that have the most characters.

newspaper:
>user have just wrote the largest post that he has ever done in his world of posting. it is a record breaking shitposting

>implying anyone cares about this nerd shit
Keep flipping burgers so you can afford your five year old chinkpad off ebay.

Trade-ins != sales

But ok kid

COURAGE

Apple is still the most valuable brand in the world.

But ok kid

Cook takes the stage:
>this is a huge remarkable year for Apple
>this is the best ______ that we have ever created
>it comes with the most advanced ______ in the world
>______ love it sooo much

>applel literally has to give away iphones to keep people from switching away

iTODDLERS BTFO

valuable for jew firms in wall street

meanwhile foxconn and samsung are laughing in chinkworld

revenue is a lagging indicator in the technology business

shares != value

We can keep this up all day toddler

bgr.com/2016/11/01/macbook-pro-2016-ssd-speed/

zdnet.com/article/displaymate-analysis-apple-iphone-7-has-the-best-lcd-display-ever-tested/

He's not wrong.

louis nearly died for our sins

>“The new MacBook Pro’s specs smoke its predecessor,”

>Samsung continues to dominate the OLED smartphone market with the best smartphone display ever on the Note 7. LCDs are another display technology used for smartphones, and this year DisplayMate testing proves that Apple's iPhone 7 and 7 Plus have the best LCDs it has ever tested.


YOU JUST HAVE TO READ 2 LINES TO KNOW IT IS CRAP

>our fisher price tablet with keyboard has the bestest display evar

wow, sure impressive. i'll defo blow my pocket change on this shit. it's not worth trading in my coupons for.

iToddlers are literally subhuman or borderline brain dead.

ayylmao

THIS IS MY NEW POST
AND IT IS A RECORD
BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST POST THAT I HAVE EVER DONE
AND IT IS GOING TO BE READ BY A RECORD NUMBER OF PEOPLE
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD YEAR FOR ME

When apple releases the OLED panels in the next iPhone samesung will be blown out of the water on Apple's first try.

#REKT

read it again lads

for the love of god
this is a new level of cuckery journalism

>Samsung continues to dominate the OLED smartphone market with the best smartphone display ever on the Note 7
>LCDs are another display technology

>When apple releases the OLED

Welcome to 2013 iToddler.

to be fair dell had to release some firmware updates too to make their thunderbolt ports compatible with some docks

>iToddlers will defend this

wait a minute

Apple didn't release an OLED panel in 2013?

iToddlers getting REKT ITT desu senpai

>wifi ceases to function if USB controller is under stress
Is this related to EMI on their special snowflake board?

Just read the whole thread, didn't see a single post where any "iToddler" got blown out. If anything Android manufacturers got very embarrassed.

Also funny that every anti-apple post is filled with some combination of memes, parroted responses, and caps. Pretty telling.

>t. assblasted iToddler

>parroted
are you still mad?

Case in point.

>fragile as fuck
>requires a case
>whole gimmick ruined
Cute. Also bet it gets blown out by iPhone in benchmarks and wont receive an update past the first 2 months.

>cucked from my cuckPhone

>>fragile as fuck
>coming from an iToddler

lmao

I've seen this posted a lot but really not sure what the point is.

>fraction of a percentage of all devices
One is inherently flawed and one is a small manufacturing defect.

>Cute. Also bet it gets blown out by iPhone in benchmarks and wont receive an update past the first 2 months.
>yes

>small manufacturing defect.

>t. iToddler

Shifting goalposts but fine.

Why is apple has refused to fix them underlined? The devices are out of warranty, that's how any product works.

>I FEEL like it will PROBABLY happen to all devices

Some random guys thoughts and feelings presented as facts. And I feel like every Note 7 will probably blow up. But they wont.

Figures.

Apple makes only low quality trash then, markets hard at technology illiterate gullible retards.

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MACTODDLERS BTFO

>fragile as fuck
>requires a case
Or just don't be a butterfingered dipshit?
I bought a $20 piece of tempered glass for my G3. I've dropped it a few times but I can just pop that glass off and replace it for free.

>Hipsters will probably praise it as it will get them more attention in starbucks.

Have you been outside since 2007? I hate to inform you but these hipsters have long moved on and evolved. Some of them are even here, using 4:3 old business machines to post on Sup Forums from bed.

>no escape
why

>1 hour 20 minutes
wow.
what an autist.