Hey user! I think my Facebook has a virus, can you fix it for me?

>Hey user! I think my Facebook has a virus, can you fix it for me?

am i the it guy?
then sure
dealing with computer illiterates is what i get paid for anyway

/thread

>sure just delete your facebook

A-Ah okay..b-but what do you give me for t-that?

>did you try turning it off and on again

I'm sorry, you are not allowed to be on Facebook at work.

Why does this lady have an NEC MultiSync?

Lucky i used my fav perfume today, so just be alpha as and get a date.

No because anytime facebook breaks in the future, it will be my fault.

>y-you too

she just needs a brand new download of adobe reader

My guess would be that it was probably just lying around at the IT department's stock room after the person it had originally been bought for ether quit or retired.

Sure, if clean up my cubicle while I'm doing it. There's quite a bit of dust and don't forget to empty the trash! What? You expect me to help you with something and not get anything in return?

>Why does this lady have an NEC MultiSync?

Because it has four VESA mounting holes.

>Because it has four VESA mounting holes.
Which don't seem to be in use. Even then there's plenty of considerably cheaper monitors with VESA mounting holes.

>no one noticed the gorilla yet

Well of course, I'll get it to right after you're finished with giving head. Nothing in life is free baby

holy keke

wew laddie

>Keith
>I'M A VIRGIN!
Well that's a fucking nice plate to have, 'innit cunt?

I thought it might be racist to point it out

>upvote/downvote thingy

you cant make this shit up

I'm sorry, but I don't talk to women, so get the fuck out of my face.

Isn't she a porn actress?

No she's just a lewd model.

I am IT. My word is law.

W-Who is Keith m'lady.

W-would you like to accompany me to dinner tonight?

Sure, no problem
>installs arch on her machine

...

h a r a m b e

>thinks that every goril
Nah, not worth it.

>You can't turn off Facebook! I am not stupid!!

Situation one: Are you fucking retarded? How can you facebook get a virus. Jesus Christ.

Situation two: Ah, I work as IT here and everyone has no idea about computers but me. Oh, your facebook has a virus? Play situation one in my head while sighing and saying no problem. Then I copy her nudz.

Hey user! Thanks for fixing my internet yesterday! I think it happened on my phone now... Can you check again please...

xD

ill only fix if u let me use u as my cumdump

sure you can
just click the X icon on top right
that turns facebook off

Keith is nuts...

What kind of monitors are those?

>tfw my whole office is full of sexy women with big tits and nice asses, and not a single flat chested one in site.

Literally heaven.

>Sorry, I am Tier 3 support. Get one of the severely underpaid cucks to deal with it.

>Tier 3
>Not a cuck to the CEO/Management
>Relegated to a desk/server room while your underlings interact with grills

Haha whose the real cuck?

U SHOULD INSTALL GENTOO FOR THEM

S-ssure, just let me sit for a m-minute
>Proceed to experience the heavenly warmth of her chair and smell of her leaning in to watch what I'm doing

..... I won't be able to hold a normal conversation so I would politely tip my fedora "m'lady".. and moonwalk away.