This guy fucks your wife, what do you do?

This guy fucks your wife, what do you do?

complain about the lighting in the video he sends

Ask Jason for help

Divorce my hand.

Fuck him back

I try to fix him in the oven.

mention Apple so he goes on a big ramble

Ask him to fix my marriage, more like beg actually.

I want him to fix my iPad while I suck him off under the table

>Let out a little laugh, say it's alright and give him an understanding smile
>Shake his hand
>He pulls away, I squeeze his hand with my vice grip as he lets out a little squeal of pain
>Lean in close, put my lips disturbingly close to his ear and whisper this
>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

The fuck is wrong with you? At least look a man in the eye when you're gagging on his pork sword.

>wife
>your

>wife

Ha, ha.

:(

"Hello Madam, that's actually embarrassing, according to some anonymous forum board you're my wife. wat do?"

call him a manlet

Thank him from my 2016 macbook pro.

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Laugh at his comb over and inform him that I don't have a wife.

Ask him to give a complete review and teardown.

V. Underrated

Replace PP3V42 - G3H SMC so it enters S0 state but PPBUS - G3H gives no VCORE on ISL6259 QFN chip

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>maxresdefault
It's the infamous shitposter himself, no?

Eat his ass politely and with some fucking respect.

Listen to him complain about how my wife had performed worse than the other guy's wife in detail.

>implying he isn't a faggot

Show him that I have a degree in engineering and not a technician associates.

I would just get Sunny to do that

Steal macbooks, mouth-fuck that perfect afro guy Jason that works with him, maybe take a dump on his creatine.

Also fuck him.

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Wonder why I have a wife.

Tell him reballing is highly effective and NOT Bullshit

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who is dis semen demon?

needs more flux

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WHO IS LENOVO ???!?!??!?

WHO IS HE??!??!??

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I'd film it and release ths video of a guy succesfully fucking the air to the point of cumming and make free bux off of it once it goes viral.

I would feel honored. He's hot

Co-worker wife that he fucked

Smile and say "You can't make this shit up"

>Blackberry

That fucking cat is so lucky. I'm so jelly ;_;

You know that this fucker started the thinkpad meme, right?

Kill the wife, the guy is not in the wrong. Everyone wants to have a go with the wife, it's her responsibility to reject them

this guy is pretty awesome in that he actually took the time to teach some kid

I hate his new upload system. I get his rational, but I doesn't it make it any less inconvenient to watch streams as opposed to videos.

Does he have autism? I get that vibe from him.

>finds out he fucks my wife
>finds where he works
>barges in
>"OH GOD user HOW DO YOU KNOW?!"
>smash his fucking face into the desk
>rips off his Salvation Army "Ultra Durable" camo cargo pants
>see the gaping hole in his primark underwear
>ask him what really happened
>turns out wife pegged him
>turns out he was actually going to fuck her but became a victim of anal rape
>whispers in his ear
>"I like to cross dress and that wasn't my wife who fucked you"
>see him go pale
>laugh maniacally as he scrambles around my zipper
>confirms it's the same dick
>breaks open a HDD
>rips off the read head
>slices his own neck with it
>I majestically apply a tourniquet to his neck
>calls ambulance
>saves him
>waits for him to recover
>break into his house
>plough him into the bed once more
>force him to go from ass to mouth
>watch him spasmodically twitch as the sutures burst open
>cum into this throat and watch it spill out, mixed with his blood
>walk out, dick hanging and sly grin on my face

And that's what he got for saying my Gentoo computer was shit.

Get me some zyklon B

Yeah. I have zero time watching 4 hour clips at a time. His call, of course.

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I comment about how much I hate apple in hopes that he fucks me too.

I came to post this.

He just has autism in the manner of "im not going along with your shit memes"

faggots

Ah, the sharpie she stuck in her pooper.

The musty smell still prevails, considering his expression.

I'll reball his ISL6259AHRTZ U7000 QFN chip wrong so it damages PP3V42-G3H and he gets missing PM-SLP-S4-L signal instead of error 53.

film it

Sounds like good autism

Either that's a big cat or he's a small guy.

Break his Macbooks and steal his soldering station.

4u

(no he's actually a manly-tears tier manlet)