>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked. >You are allowed to bring one piece of technology with you.
Choose wisely Sup Forums...
Andrew Wood
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.
u wot?
Brody Mitchell
What kind of a retarded fucking scenario is that?
Leo Smith
A light bulb
Thomas Walker
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.
u fokn wot m8?
Samuel Morris
how the fuck does the sun fall out of orbit and crash into the Earth?
dumbass the sun doesn't orbit anything, kill yourself
Adam Wilson
I would bring the only piece of technology worth preserving: the Apple MacBook Air™
Logan Morgan
A gun and bullets, you have to be a fucking retard to pick anything else.
Hunter Anderson
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. You're literally retarded. Going underground will do nothing. This scenario is shit.
Oh, so he's posting this old pasta on every board then?
Brody Lewis
I would bring a hasmat suit so I could go outside in less then half the time and plant crops to speed up the time.
Jace Hughes
>dumbass the sun doesn't orbit anything, kill yourself
>the sun isn't orbiting the center of this galaxy
back to elementary school kid :^)
Jonathan Garcia
nice pasta. I saw that thread.
Alexander Gutierrez
A gun so i can kill my self after I realize surviving is too much of a hassle
Lucas Adams
>the sun doesn't orbit anything
Everything in the universe is orbiting something bigger retard. There are even cases when several things in the same order of magnitude orbit each other. Look up how systems with several suns work. Fag.
Levi Ward
it was in perspective of the solar system you deft shits.
no shit the solar system orbits the fucking galaxy.
Jack Roberts
>>dumbass the sun doesn't orbit anything, kill yourself >sun doesn't orbit anything >anything let me guess, you were only pretending to be retarded?
Landon Lewis
you dipshit galaxies don't orbit anything
go read a textbook retard
Christopher Stewart
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit Even if the Sun were to somehow fall out of it's orbit around the galactic center, Earth would still be orbiting the Sun. Furthermore, even if Earth and Sol were to collide, Earth would be obliterated. If I ever had to take shelter anywhere the one thing I wouldn't bring is your retarded ass.
Dylan Lee
:^) you just got pranked anonymous xD
Thomas Watson
fuck that noise, I volunteer to stay outside and watch everything die
Brandon Cox
I'll bring a radioisotope thermoelectric generator and let girls charge their iPads off it in return for sexual favors.
Tyler Lewis
>guaranteed replies well meme'd
Cameron Adams
But the sun isn't orbiting anything...
Cooper Hall
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit Look at this geocentric model nigga.
Nolan Ross
>Ancient pasta still manages to trigger autists
Jackson White
Space rocket is the only answer
Gabriel Moore
>get every programming book, everything >theory, syntax, gaming, etc >spend all day programming/learinng programming >become a master >program cool AI >create a companion I can talk to so I don't go crazy
Jace Sanders
Dragon dildo, of course.
Henry Fisher
>being this new
Dominic Wilson
My trusty Baofeng UV-B5! [Spoiler] I wish I had an HF transceiver [/spoiler]
Christian Ortiz
What if a sun of fire and a sun of ice collide?
Christopher Diaz
an angel will get its wings
Dominic Howard
something something Poe's Law. You, them, OP. It's all serious. It's all jokes. It's all retarded.
Carson Long
Hitachi magic wand
Charles Russell
are you a grill?
Hudson Morales
check your privilege mate. It's only proper barbecues here.
Oliver Russell
*tips fedora*
Dylan Stewart
A ball of hydrogen and oxygen plasma collides with a ball of mostly hydrogen plasma. I think you're just going to get a bigger ball of plasma.
That is, assuming you can get the 2 to collide in the first place. Angular momentum tends to keep 2 massive objects like that from ever getting close enough to merge
Jackson Brooks
>A nuclear missile is headed for your house and will explode in 2 minutes, and you need to quickly run to your neighbor's house for about 50 minutes until the nuclear explosion dissipates. >You are allowed to bring one piece of technology with you.
Choose wisely Sup Forums...
Jose Brown
>Deflect incoming disaster with Thinkpad.
Wyatt Thomas
kys
Benjamin Jones
The Nintendo switch baby
Josiah Williams
Teletorter that can beam me to another planet or at least continent
Joseph Watson
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. You're an idiot.
Bentley Thompson
>the sun has fallen out of orbit
Blake Campbell
>for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again >The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth user...
William Robinson
Which is exactly why it exists as pasta. If it wasn't any good, nobody would ever cook it
Christopher Foster
>Your and idiot. ftfy
Gabriel Wright
Sup Forums in a nutshell /thread
Liam Brown
It's orbiting the supermassive black hole in the cent of the galaxy.
Austin Parker
my fucking sides
Nicholas Taylor
I'd bring the antidote.
Alexander Edwards
raspberry pi3
Ayden Wright
A chinkpad running Gentoo, with a haskell compiler instal
Carter Bennett
I haven't seen this pasta in a while.
Anthony Gutierrez
a gun so I can be alone and let humanity end
Chase Taylor
>he think the sun is not orbiting the center of the galaxy
Austin Parker
my iPhone (with cables)
some autist will bring the generator, right?
Sebastian Stewart
>brings his shiny now utterly useless toy with him humanity is doomed
Adam Clark
HOOK'D
Jose Rogers
you must be fun at parties
Zachary Anderson
I choose to remain outside and survive the crash using the technology of Nivea suncream.
Jaxon Peterson
here`s the autist you cant survive all alone
plus my iphone is more powerful and can do more than any unix workstation 25 years ago
Joseph Bell
What about adaptors
Blake Jenkins
t. Herr Kröll
Luke Wright
Ignoring the orbit mechanics, EVEN if we assume that the sun (or a sun) clashes with our Eath, it's gone for good.
While OP's scenario was dumb, the fact that the sun orbits something else, is not. It does indeed orbit
Mason Taylor
>you cant survive all alone You can, though. It won't be comfortable, but provided that you were society at one point (even as a kid), you'd be able to apply the things you learned from them to your surroundings, even if you're alone.