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I just got a position at Microsoft, and I can choose between these locations:
1) Ireland - Dublin
2) Norway - Oslo
3) Czech Republic - Prague

Which one would you choose and why?

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Friend of mine said Prague was pretty sick, oslo sounds cool too, ireland sounds like dogshit

Nooorwaaay!

Here is the thing OP.
Dublin is a senseless piece of trash. Lots of rain. Lots.

Oslo's living cost is quite high.


And Prague is filled with thugs.


Choose whatever?

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Czech rep. I live there (other city tough) and it's comfy.

Norway could be interesting too.

Czech Rep because in the weekends you can go down to Hungary have delicious gulyás and chat with qt hungarian girls.

IMO Prague > Oslo > Dublin but literally why would you take an anonymous strangers advice on such a major life decision

This is just another source out of the many i'm studying.

Oslo if you're looking for a good stay, Prague if on the cheap. (Norway is the most expensive European country to live in, but it's a beautiful place.)

Do you get paid the same amount of cash regardless of location? If so Prague would give you the best bang for your buck.

Norway
Their society is friendly to neck beards

Dublin, unlike the rest they have English as an official language. Linguistic barriers suck.

In Norway, a lot of people can speak a little bit of English. Not so much in Czech Republic or any other Slavic country for that matter.

I live in Czech republic and it's quite nice here, but I would obviously choose the country with a language you know, so if English is all you know, Ireland is the obvious choice.

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If you're getting paid the same across, choose Prague and save up, then move back to wherever want to move to later on, once you amass your wealth.

Do some research on your own, see what you're interested in, but here's my advice, having lived in Norway (not Oslo) and visited the other two cities.

>Oslo -
expensive as fuck, good food will cost you dear, alcohol has huge taxes so if you like to party, don't come here. The city is actually quite boring; it tries hard to be hip and cool but the people just don't have it in them. Everyone speaks english so you won't have any problems communicating. Tons of muslims and other minorities, if that matters to you at all. Great nature in the surrounding areas, fjords, rivers, lakes, mountains, everything. Girls are cute as fuck. Tons of cheap fligths to anywhere in europe (look for SAS and Norwegian).

>Dublin -
Language might be a problem, fucking irish accent. City is fun enough, prices are a bit higher than in Prague, way lower than in Norway. You're stuck in an island, but you have tons of flights out (RyanAir). Cheap beer (decent quality, too), food is kinda meh. People are a lot of fun, always up to party and chat in the pub. Women are alright. City is overrun with african migrants. The rest of Ireland is incredibly beautiful.

>Prague -
This would be my choice, btw. Cheapest of the 3, cheapest beer by far, best food of the 3, but you can get tired of it. Language is a bitch to learn, but doable. A lot of people speak english though (way less than in Norway, but still decent) and there is actually a huge community of expats from all over the world, so you'll find a nice crowd of people to hang out with. The city itself is beautiful, the country is beautiful, and you can drive to a ton of beautiful places (Germany, Vienna, Hungary, Poland has nice places too). Flights out of the country are expensive, since there is very few low-cost airlines. The most touristic city of the 3, which means there's plenty of things to see, but also tourists can be a pain in the ass. Beautiful women, and you have FKK-style sex clubs, if you're into that.

norway the other 2 places are shit
>CZ
>get raped by slav niggers
>Ireland
>Get raped by potato niggers

I moved from Dublin to the UK and then to Canada. Dublin is a shithole, there is no accommodation for its own residents let alone all of the staff MNCs keep dragging in. MSs offices are located in Sandyford, if you're part of the development team then you're put in ugly offices outside of the town but if you work in sales or support you get put in the fancy offices in the tech park itself.

Personally I would go to Oslo instead but it depends where you're moving from honestly. Dublin has a lot going on and is a bit more wild than Oslo but certainly a lot less wild than Prague

Pretty much nothing of what you wrote of Dublin is true - we're not overrun with any migrants nor is our beer cheap.

Fuck dude, now I really wish I lived in Prague.

>continued

Weather is tricky, do some research: Dublin is rainy, Norway is rainy and meh but not actually that cold (coastal city), Prague has the warmest summers of the 3 but winters are a bitch (landlocked, waaaay colder than Oslo).

More on people: Norwegians will be very cordial, but they will be more reserved when it actually counts. They probably won't invite you to hang out with them too much after work, and won't really be interested in you at all.

The irish will be the warmest people, and if you're american they will love you. Pretty much solid bros.

The czechs are a bit more reserved, but they will open up and take you in if you put some effort. They actually love sharing their culture if they see a real interest, and they will be interested in you if you're american. Communication might be a problem, but I imagine in the environment you'll be working in, most locals will be english speakers, to a degree. Again, biggest and most varied expat community, which is always fun.

This guy knows what's up

Just my impression from being there for a week. Your city center was nigger-central, all hanging around in groups on Grafton St. and the surrounding area. Literally packs of niggers. The rest of the city wasn't that bad.

And the beer is quite cheap, compared to Norway. Do you pay £10 for a pint of beer at the bar? No, you don't.

Dont go oslo unless you got a good reason.

Everything is super duper expensive, you cant really buy shit from other countries easily without paying a fuckton, amazon isnt a thing etc.

>norway
get raped by mudslimes

Am from Western Europe, Went to Prague, is a cool city. I'd probably choose that

Pretty much all of europe suck dick. Just ask for a position in the US. If not, then probably go with norway, because the irish are fucking disgusting pricks and czech republic is too much of an eastern european shithole.

It's obvious you get your """""information"""""" from Sup Forums you retarded hick

Suck my dick, irish/czech fuck. Your country is a shithole and there's nothing you can do about it, asswipe.

what's the position - bent over or on your knees?

Norway, so you can meet Anders Breivik

Norway, because I'm gay
I wouldn't feel safe among catholics or eastern europeans

Why not ask for a week and go to all locations to feel out the vibe so you have some solid ground to make such a decision on?

norway

Definately Prague mate it's fucking amazing

t.Autist who has never left his basement, let alone country

Norway has natural beauty with mountains and fjords. But their food is shit and everything is expensive.

Czech make awesome beer, cheap too. Prague is supposed to be nice.

Ireland is alcoholic land of shit weather and depression

Ireland, slutty redheads

official windows language is english, so dublin

To be fair, the US is so fucking massive and diverse, it's totally understandable to have never left the country.

That guy is a huge cock though, claiming that all of Europe sucks dick.

>not actually that cold
define "not actually that cold", because stockholm is fairly cold by international standards, and oslo is further north.

I'd chose Prague.
Oslo is expensive.
Dublin has British Isle weather.
Prague has more people that can't speak English, but is the cheapest and a short train ride away from Austria, Switzerland, North Italy and Tatra mountains.

>Oslo is expensive.
don't you think that his salary would be adjusted to the place he chooses?

fuck off we're full

>all those people dissing Ireland because of the weather
>not because uncertain post-brexit future
>not because island people tend to be insular as fuck(who'd have thought?)
>not because you don't like eating potatoes
>not because catholics
>not because any other reason
Do you fuckers really love the fucking sun that much? The weather is literally one of the few reasons I'd consider moving over to britain.

>not because you don't like eating potatoes
Who doesn't like potatoes?

The sun is overrated, coming from Pittsburgh where literally 84% of days are cloudy.

I don't know man, but not liking potatoes still makes more sense than liking getting sweaty and sunburnt somehow.

I know better than visit shithole countries, the only ones worth visiting and living are all northern europe.

So suck my dick, faggot ass bitch.

kek

Czech porn tells me that they have lots of hot slutty women so I'd say that op

Only a fucking nigger would go anywhere on that list that isn't Prague. If you actually have to think about this decision, MS fucked up by hiring a retard.

Oh, and have fun working with Pajeets most likely :^)

Dublin is going to have the closes tie in with Redmond, if that matters to you.

About half of our team is in 1/3 of our team is in Dublin, with the rest being split between Charlotte and Redmond.

Oslo

>not because uncertain post-brexit future

Wrong Ireland senpai

Location with highest pay rate and lowest taxes.

Fuck me sideways, you're right.

Ireland, as long as you don't mind the weather.

Norway if you like being surrounded by faggots and cucks.

Prague if you don't mind being surrounded by drunken thugs. On the upside, they have damn good beer.

I'd pick Prague but that's because it's close to home for me.
Oslo is objectively the best if you're not some stormfag or Sup Forumsfag

Having been to all three places on vacation, Dublin is the worst of the three. If you're working in IT, I would choose Oslo because it's probably a more professional environment, however Prague is altogether a beautiful city and there are many things to do there. If I had the choice I would choose there.

Choose Czech Republic if you want girls, they are known for be freaky. It is also a very pretty place