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>dongle

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Apple should release a THIC laptop with 4x usb connectors, double the battery and storage.

And a keyboard with a ESC key

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In a few years everything will just use wifi-direct anyway.

yeah specially in china, india and third world countries, dont forget about people living in the woods or mountans where the internet is shit.


I am sure letting billions of people out of your business is a great move for any company.

They could release laptops and accesories for chinese, indians, africans and arab people and make BILLIONs but they would rather stick to first world wifi-direct, right?

Do you even know what wifi-direct is?

apparently black magic in many african countries

all magic is black magic in african countries

>from donglife to donglelife

LMAO poor macucks

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do you know , how many devices do even support it?
Dipshit, you have to have atleast 2014 or newer tech to get that feature

git out fag

>where the internet is shit.
hey retard, wifi-direct doesn't require any sort of network

>any year
>being a maccuck

I was about to link Louis' review.

I N N O V A T I O N

Apple did it again!

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oh lawd

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You can and you do.

t. mactoddler

Is this real?

I'm a macfag and new MacBook Pro is complete garbage. Also Apple hasn't updated desktop line for years but keep charging outrageous prices for specs which haven't been updated in years. Tim Cook is a complete faggot and he needs to go, he is driving this company into the ground.

>he is driving this company into the ground.
Good fucking riddance.

wake the fuck up fâm

this desu senpai

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What do you mean Apple is finished? Applefags have proven time and time again that they will take any abuse from Apple regardless of how absurd it is.

I want #donglegate to be a thing. Please.

>USB-A
>Needs an additional 29.99 USB A->C adapter

kek

>>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
OP reaches a new level of stupidity.

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>donglebook

no, but the original is even more retarded

Needs USB type-C

Apple:
>"Lol who the fuck uses the escape key lets get rid of it"

People who do real work on their computers:
>"Completely unaffected because we don't use macs since we do actual work."


I don't see the problem

>make laptop 2mm thinner
>you now have to carry it's weight in dongles

"""""""""Portability"""""""""

It's funny because it's true.

This

Why does Sup Forums hate quality products. Also lmao @ anyone who says macs arent used for work. Saying this proves youve never held a real techjpb before

>He bought a Mactopus

>Why does Sup Forums hate quality products.
Sup Forums doesn't. Macs have always and most likely always will be trash that only gullible morons would think is good.

Just buy another adapter, not that big of a deal.

What the fuck, apple is committing sudoku at this pace.

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Pfft, as if.

>"No one in this world, so far as I know ... has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people."

I tried running a render in the background on my late 2015 MBP
It turns out OS X will sleep after blacking out the screen regardless of whatever it is doing, so if you go for a cup of coffee or take a bath while it is working it won't finish since it will sleep
They unironically are Facebook machines

this is an option in sys pref

>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
Tell me this is not true

change your power settings dingus

What did you expect?

It's a toy OS just like iOS.

>DongleBook Pro

>CordBook Pro

>they'll fix it with an os update!
>it's the adapter's fault!
>muh $1499 + tax dualcore i5 8gb ram facebook machine is totally worth it!

Why do you keep linking mobo-manlet's video? If you watch it all the way through the results are inconsistent, suggesting a software bug of some kind and NOT a hardware limitation.

>posting the eternal manlet

>t. mactoddler

lmao butthurt poorfag

u need to buy a cable for that

R.I.P.

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t. pajeet

Implying it would be thicker.
The sound jack, the usb ports and all that are literally small extenders connected to the motherboard.

This is how the left hand USB3 SS ports look like on my ROG. It's just a ribbon cable going under the fan connecting it to the mobo.

So basically Apple is just fucking lazy.
It would take them nothing to add more ports.

BUT, they realized retards would still buy the machine - even Louis bought one, for fuck's sake.

t. 15 year old who owns a rainbow LED children's gayme autismbox

What does that have to do with cables, connectors and the motherboard?
You just made a perfect example of why the majority of Sup Forums is a fucking joke.

>t. mactoddler who owns an meme laptop with a glowing "i suck dicks" emblem on the lid

>Tim Cook is a complete faggot

and he's proud of it

ayylmao

>not having one of these

>not having one of these

Fucking christ, mactoddlers should be gassed.

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Ill admit, that is a rather elegant solution to this problem, but now you just totally defeated the entire purpose of cutting out those ports to begin with.

>hurr durr lets save weight/thickness and instead make everyone get a peripheral that only further increases weight/thickness and dramatically increases the risk of damaging the one port this shitbox has

please dear god tell me it at least attaches to the underside of the laptop with clips or something. I bet if you look at thing funny it will snap the port off the mobo

I guess I will use GNU/Linux.

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This would be less convenient than just adding the escape key to the LES strip. Fucking stupid.

APPLELFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

I want it to sleep when It's connected to power, not to not sleep at all
It would also be nice to be able to choose what to do when I close the lid, but macOS is a toy os, good thing I replaced it with Windows 10

>not even the same fucking color
Even the fucking chinks are better at this nowadays

topkek

>As is

What is this pigfat disgusting thing.

Thinking I'll upgrade my X1 Carbon to the newest generation of Surface books if that laptop battery holds true. Thinkpads down to about 4 hours now.

DONGLEBOOK BTFO

Lol this is worse than anything peak early 90s shit apple ever did

What the fuck are they smoking?

Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of shit with down syndrome.

>t. mactoddler

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How will mactards ever recover?

Shitty hipster """"""art""""" is not work

>TFW my $300 Lenovo IdeaPad works better than a $3000 Macbook

Money doesn't buy you brains and buying Macs won't bring you money. A "poorfag" is someone who knows what they want and understand what they're looking for. BigMacs are sheep who are told what they want.

While I have pretty extensive "Apple ecosystem" at my studio, and I've even reasoned with this kind of shit because Applel used to "just work" but after Jizzobs died, I have to admit that this is just amok. I'll let the trashcan be my last Apple computer and seek bliss somewhere else.

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there is a program for osx that lets you control all that. it's called nosleep. not advocating for apple or anything just saying in case it's useful to you.

signed,
thinkpad/mbp owner

It's usually a joke but I think Apple may actually be dying.

>record preorders
>apple is dying
The world doesn't revolve around you.

Yeah, it revolves around the loudest idiot.

KEK

Silly you, the world orbits a huge pile of money.
Even kids know that.

RAPIST!