/csg/ Chink Shit General

Calm after the triggering edition

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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chinkshit.xyz/random/

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wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general [REQUIRED READING ESPECIALLY BUYING GUIDES]

>Chink Shit Infographic V1.3 [still a work in progress]
imgur.com/a/NRUnR

>News
• KZ LP3 meme keeps trying to be forced, no one willing to buy or review them • user asks for PC accessories, gets some nice suggestions • Another imposter imitating OP tries to say that we don't celebrate Christmas in /csg/ (we do!) • $0.05 usb cable spotted, directions how to get it • Infographic user finally fixes his incorrect Sanrenmu knife description FRAME LOCK BEST LOCK • user wonders if he's done "too much" cardio lately due to his low heartbeat with chinky heart monitor • Jerusalem Online reports that the Ali app has a serious security breach letting anyone take your data, unsure yet if it's a Jewish trick • user finds flash attachment to improve the lighting on the RN3P's bad camera • More Russian qts spotted on the Ali feedback page • Ganzo G704 stress test has promising results, good meme knife • Don't waste money on chink "fat loss" medicine, stop eating so much • user asks if he should get a chink jacket, advised to buy from charity shops locally • More anons confused about why they might get foxhunted by ham radio autists for shitting up the airwaves with aural shitposting • user buys a ton of chink shit Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/literally-hitler/32658626722.html
aliexpress.com/item/A-E-S-T-H-E-T-I-C/32761866362.html
aliexpress.com/item/Vaporwave-Buddha-T-Shirt-Serene-Buddha-Statue-In-An-Otherworldly-Vaporwave-Landscape-3D-Print-T-Shirt/32699980134.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_9863_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=d6a851ac-4f20-405d-a700-1684ea373176
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aliexpress.com/item/Vaporwave-420-Flower-Clock-Japan-T-Shirts-rock-band-custom-for-youth-Short-Men-t-shirts/32750449120.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_9863_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=d6a851ac-4f20-405d-a700-1684ea373176
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s.aliexpress.com/jiEbAzIn
s.aliexpress.com/eIVJJNVb
s.aliexpress.com/VFNrMVNN
logitech.com/en-us/product/mouse-m100?crid=7
s.aliexpress.com/mIJj6VB3
s.aliexpress.com/RZfm6bUn
aliexpress.com/item/Eyebrow-Extension-Gloves-Practical-Disposable-Anti-Static-Rubber-Latex-Finger-Cots-Off-Eyelash-Extension-Tool-Accessories/32428055999.html?scm=1007.12873.42117.0&pvid=ff2d4bda-0892-4bcd-9fe9-e189816d9d06&tpp=1
vesselfinder.com/
mi.com/mouse/
aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-4Pcs-Vinyl-Coaster-Retro-Vinyl-CD-Record-Cups-Drinks-Holder-Mat-Tableware-Placemat-For/32639543457.html
aliexpress.com/item/6Pcs-lot-Useful-Vinyl-Coaster-Groovy-Record-Cup-Drinks-Holder-Mat-Tableware-Placemat-Free-Shipping-MTY3/32581101006.html
aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Creative-wood-Coasters-Cup-Cushion-Holder-Non-slip-heat-proof-coffee-Coasters-Cup-Mat/32668188551.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=e18adce5-664f-4188-ae32-61a4cbc845d9
aliexpress.com/item/2015-Top-Fashion-New-Europe-No-Vasos-Figurines-Italy-Fornasetti-Coasters-Insulation-mat/32349718983.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=8039d267-44d3-43fa-8214-cd4c5a4eab01
aliexpress.com/item/1Pc-Funny-Round-Wood-Coaster-Heat-Insulation-Cup-Pad-Place-Mat-Bowl-Dish-Cup-Coaster-Placemat/32718404633.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=e18adce5-664f-4188-ae32-61a4cbc845d9
aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20161106170911&SearchText=mongolian
m.aliexpress.com/item/2042800241.html?aff_click_id=a9afdabb239c4ce4b8c09b05e17f45cd-1477556653326-09391-JeYN7i6Yr&aff_platform=y#autostay
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aliexpress.com/af/mongolian.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.16.DQGVb3&isAffiliate=y&initiative_id=SB_20161106170911&site=glo&g=y&SearchText=mongolian&CatId=100003070&isrefine=y
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Japan
mercyshairextensions.com/product-category/mongolian/
moneypantry.com/selling-your-hair-for-money/
hairsellon.com/hair-price-calculator/
wisebread.com/how-to-sell-your-hair-for-cash
madamenoire.com/198060/that-aint-no-mongolian-hair-girl-whats-the-real-deal-with-your-virgin-hair-extensions/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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first for lithuania is the world's greattst countrey

>Calm after the triggering
Well, that's two threads in a row. You OK, comfy? You seem triggered, buddy.

How do i get fast coins? I wanna get the 5 cent USB cable, im new to this chink shit and don't have any coins

MONGOLIA

What's wrong with that title? It signifies the buttroasting of the Lithuanian and his subsequent meltdown so bad the mods deleted half his posts is over.

Well, my hd555's and monk memes don't have much bass either, and I really like their sound. So I guess I'm leaning towards the kz ATEs. I'm not entirely convinced about the design where the cable loops over your ear, but I suppose they're the best bang for my buck that I'll get.

Any good chink statues / statuettes / figurines?
anything that could help me profess my love for the fuhrer?

a dirty window to shout profanities from

>carton of eggs upside down
what kind of monster

actually having certain opinions is illegal here so i'd rather not

aliexpress.com/item/literally-hitler/32658626722.html

That's hilarious.

fuck the coupon for the 5 cent cable is gone

To the guy who was thinking about the Redmi 4A, don't. One of the things I dislike about my Redmi Note 3 is the location of the speaker, it's a real problem.

You cover it with your hand while holding it and when you lay the phone on a table ringtones are about 30% more quiet.

That's not a big deal at all.

My phone is always on silent/vibrate anyway.

i need vaporwave t-shirts, link the best ones.

aliexpress.com/item/A-E-S-T-H-E-T-I-C/32761866362.html

aliexpress.com/item/Vaporwave-Buddha-T-Shirt-Serene-Buddha-Statue-In-An-Otherworldly-Vaporwave-Landscape-3D-Print-T-Shirt/32699980134.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_9863_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=d6a851ac-4f20-405d-a700-1684ea373176

aliexpress.com/item/Vapor-Territory-T-Shirt-surreal-Vaporwave-Inspired-Imagery-3d-Print-t-shirt-Women-Men-Summer-Style/32677638551.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_9863_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=d6a851ac-4f20-405d-a700-1684ea373176

aliexpress.com/item/Vaporwave-420-Flower-Clock-Japan-T-Shirts-rock-band-custom-for-youth-Short-Men-t-shirts/32750449120.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_9863_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=d6a851ac-4f20-405d-a700-1684ea373176

I'm looking for a good, but cheap mouse for my gf, and also one for me.

Here's what I'm considering so far after spending hours on aliexpress.
Can I get some opinions on these? Has anyone bought any of these before?

Cheaper = better, but if I get something much better by spending a little more then I'm fine with that. Budget is 10AUD per mouse.

Optical USB 2.0 Wired Gaming Mouse DPI Adjustable James Donkey GAME Mice for PC
s.aliexpress.com/bmmeieeE
(from AliExpress Android)

Silent Frosted Ergonomics 2400dpi Adjustment USB 6D Wired Optical Computer Gaming Mouse Mice for Computer PC Laptop for Dota 2
s.aliexpress.com/R3eeaYv2
(from AliExpress Android)

Mosunx 1200 DPI Optical USB Wired Gaming Mouse Mice For PC Pro Laptop Gamer Computer For Mic Windows 7 Free Shipping CY0804
s.aliexpress.com/jiEbAzIn
(from AliExpress Android)

2016 HOT SALE New fashion For PC Laptop Fashion 1200 DPI USB Wired Optical Gaming Mice Mouse very nice
s.aliexpress.com/eIVJJNVb
(from AliExpress Android)

Brand Mouse Gamer 3200DPI 2.4GHz Wireless Optical Gaming Mouse Mice For High-End Player For Computer PC Laptop Game Mouse
s.aliexpress.com/VFNrMVNN
(from AliExpress Android)

I'm not seeing any James Donkeys here m8

Dude, just get her a Logitech M100. It's $9.99.

logitech.com/en-us/product/mouse-m100?crid=7

I bought mine with the Logitech k120 keyboard for $20.

That's the first link actually.

But from a purely aesthetic experience I like the second link more.
Or the last one.

unless you like your shit double clicking in a week only buy omron swtiches.

I'm an ausfag, and I want something a little smaller that also looks less plain.

Many of the linked mouses are under 10usd.
She just wants it for sims, I want it for my laptop to play battlefield 4 at my mates place.

So something smaller/cheaper is better imo as its easier for me to carry and better for her smaller hands

>for her smaller hands
bet you love how it makes your dick look huge.

I like that about girls with small hands I hook up with.

reported

thanks

My gf has full-on man hands and my dick still looks huge.

>omron switches
I'm not very mouse literate. Does the james donkey use those?

Pretty good 2bh man.
Also her vag is smaller than average which makes my dick feel even bigger. Only issue is childbirth is going to be more difficult for her so she might need a c-section if we have kids.

anyone own both rock zircons and xiaomi hybrids?
how do they compare?

Yes. Get the Xiaomis, or ATEs.

s.aliexpress.com/mIJj6VB3
s.aliexpress.com/RZfm6bUn

Found some chink condoms. But they look a bit too small for me. Anyone have any experience with them?

aliexpress.com/item/Eyebrow-Extension-Gloves-Practical-Disposable-Anti-Static-Rubber-Latex-Finger-Cots-Off-Eyelash-Extension-Tool-Accessories/32428055999.html?scm=1007.12873.42117.0&pvid=ff2d4bda-0892-4bcd-9fe9-e189816d9d06&tpp=1

Watch you .10 cent items sail across the ocean in real time
vesselfinder.com/

No, do not buy chink condoms. What the fuck is wrong with you?

WHY WOULD YOU TRUST THESE?

Calm down virgin

don't

cheap chinese shit is a program funded by the chinese goverment to drain the logistic resources of other countries

whats the cheapest big powerbank that won't explode?

mi bank 20000

beware mine got rejected by NL customs through PostNL to New England

Any big one?
But get xiaomi.

I decided to get the james donkey for my girl and 3 of the sub $5 ones for myself to test out and also review for my fellow cheap fucks here.

Thanks for the advice lads.

>ca squirrel begging to be rubbed
Real nice squirrel in that webm

thanks i love squirrels

Voxlink coupons are sold out.
Do they put extra batches?

Also, any hdmi cable suggestion?

most Chink shit travels by air, unless you order a container full of it

>that pic
hot

You guys think it's a good idea to buy the Redmi 4 at 11.11 before reviews start appearing?

I need some drink coasters.

I am.

I like to live dangerously.

How bad can they fuck it up?

The 3s Prime is out of the question because it has some sort of LTE bug they can't fix. It's not present on the RN3P or the Note 4 so...

Yes.
Buy and make a review yourself.

Why would I order a container full of air?

Rock zircons died after just 2 months of use. The sound was coming out through one ear only, and my phone kept registering button clicks even when it's not pressed. Accidentally snapped cord trying to fix it.
What earphones have better build quality? Pistons? Kzs? It'll still be a shame cause I really liked the fit on the zircons.

With these there won't be any worries of babies, EVER.

i would if it was less than 10 cents

>Xiaomi Mouse

mi.com/mouse/

I'm getting these.

aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-4Pcs-Vinyl-Coaster-Retro-Vinyl-CD-Record-Cups-Drinks-Holder-Mat-Tableware-Placemat-For/32639543457.html

There's also these:

aliexpress.com/item/6Pcs-lot-Useful-Vinyl-Coaster-Groovy-Record-Cup-Drinks-Holder-Mat-Tableware-Placemat-Free-Shipping-MTY3/32581101006.html

And, if you're into artsy shit, there's these:

aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Creative-wood-Coasters-Cup-Cushion-Holder-Non-slip-heat-proof-coffee-Coasters-Cup-Mat/32668188551.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=e18adce5-664f-4188-ae32-61a4cbc845d9

aliexpress.com/item/2015-Top-Fashion-New-Europe-No-Vasos-Figurines-Italy-Fornasetti-Coasters-Insulation-mat/32349718983.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=8039d267-44d3-43fa-8214-cd4c5a4eab01


And these ones if you're gay:

aliexpress.com/item/1Pc-Funny-Round-Wood-Coaster-Heat-Insulation-Cup-Pad-Place-Mat-Bowl-Dish-Cup-Coaster-Placemat/32718404633.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=e18adce5-664f-4188-ae32-61a4cbc845d9

One thing I'm interested in with the Redmi 4 is that Dark Gray version, it looks like a new shade of gray, more like smoke than the usual dark silver. It looks very good in the promotional material.

I want to see unboxings already.

Just go to the local free clinic or university and get condoms for $0.

You missed out on miniinthebox's $0.01 sale items then when you could have got 10 foldable air/water containers for that.
Unfortunately it's a sort of orange-yellow color so I'm not allowed to take mine in public on the grounds that it looks like I'm holding a container of piss.

>how bad can they fuck it up
>brings up the 3s

China removed the one child policy from the books.

These are rigged now to let babies get born senpai

I'm guessing nobody looked at the link or opened it.
kek

Same, I was on the same train as everyone else going "WHY THE FUCK" until I finally opened the link out of curiosity of price.
Good laugh mate.

>
>actually having certain opinions is illegal here so i'd rather not
My rabbit looks the same just a little bigger

But that's a squirrel.

I like the gay ones

announcing a report is a bannable offense user.

so is announcing that he announced his report

Who else using a chinkphone here?
Do you like it?
Let's see some mini reviews!

Pros
>amazing battery life, 11-12 hours by the time it goes down to 20%
>really nice and accurate screen/colors. Very bright too, can use in daylight
>feels very solid and well built
>good call quality, much better than my nexus 5
>strong signal on my carrier, even in underground tunnels I'm getting 4g
>3GB ram, and the rom isnt ram heavy, I usually have 2.2 or 2.1GB free on boot.
>micro SD slot
>have gotten OTA updates, which is nice to see on a cheap chinkphone
>very fast eMMC compared to other phones in a similar price point. 232MB/s read, 135MB/s write.

Cons
>older SoC, performance is really mediocre. No lag for general use but you shouldn't expect to run games on max settings either. Could have used a more powerful, newer, and efficient SoC like the Helio p10 or SD616
>SoC also holding back the camera since no support for anything more than 1080p30fps video, even though the camera can do 1080p60fps or 4k 30fps
>if I break anything I'll probably have to buy a new phone
>not as many accessories for it
>the micro USB port is a little deep, so cables with a short head(like samsung cables) will pop out very easily. Not an issue with the original cable, or Aukey cables.

Neutral
>Camera takes great daylight shots, sucks at night shots but it's to be expected from a smartphone. Camera also has image stabilization, but only for video recording.
>IP63 rating is nice to have but I'm not testing if it's legit.
>fingerprint sensor is great, but doesn't work on wet fingers.
>weird software gimmicks are included like gesture unlock or smart somatosensory gestures for controlling the ui/gallery/various apps.
>4G4G

anons who announce an announcing of an announced report get their IP range permabanned

With 11.11 now is the perfect time to buy chinese hats

He's merely informing user of the rules. If that was bannable then a ban notice would be as well.

spoonfeed that rule to me, genuinely curious about it

Forgot.

Pros
>amazingly accurate gps

Cons
>no gyroscope

Link?

Are there russian ones as well?

The rule states: dont be a cunt with reports, and does not exist on this board

Any actual good deals on 11/11? Besides shitty 5 cents off deals or raise the price now to make it look like a sale later bullshit?

>type "mongolian" in ali
>get niggresses
AM I missing something here?
aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20161106170911&SearchText=mongolian

How probable is that EU customs will destroy my chink tablet because is not EU compliant?

Link m.aliexpress.com/item/2042800241.html?aff_click_id=a9afdabb239c4ce4b8c09b05e17f45cd-1477556653326-09391-JeYN7i6Yr&aff_platform=y#autostay

Russian pic related
m.aliexpress.com/item/32492964765.html?aff_click_id=a9afdabb239c4ce4b8c09b05e17f45cd-1477556653326-09391-JeYN7i6Yr&aff_platform=y#autostay

thanks i got the 6A Unprocessed Human Virgin Hair

aliexpress.com/af/mongolian.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.16.DQGVb3&isAffiliate=y&initiative_id=SB_20161106170911&site=glo&g=y&SearchText=mongolian&CatId=100003070&isrefine=y

Quick question about Gearbest. Are they known to repackage products? On the Mi Mix page, in the FAQ section, people are asking about the case that comes with the phone and they won't stop replying that it does include the case.

They hate and berate mongols whenever they can ever since:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Japan

>not EU compliant
Pretty sure Android has an Arabic language option.

>men's clothing and accessory
>75% of the things are female

Thanks.

Nigger blame the chinks and thier shitty tagging not me

hair is named after what country or race it (ie donor girl) comes from

mercyshairextensions.com/product-category/mongolian/

moneypantry.com/selling-your-hair-for-money/

hairsellon.com/hair-price-calculator/

wisebread.com/how-to-sell-your-hair-for-cash

Thanks for the meme, but I meant the lack of a CE certificate.

But how come mongolian women have niggress hair?

Don't be stupid user.

hair is very rarely "virgin" hair as advertised
it is almost always treated and processed and the name is usually just branding at that point


madamenoire.com/198060/that-aint-no-mongolian-hair-girl-whats-the-real-deal-with-your-virgin-hair-extensions/

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why the hell are you buying hair from china

thank you my hair expert friend

I can't find the coupon
I might be blind
can someone link me?

I want to masturbate with it.