If Apple made a car, what proprietary bullshit do you think their cult members would just lap up from start to finish?
I could see them introduce a proprietary gas nozzle, perhaps called an iJuice™, or iNozzle™. Apple would of course own the filling station and thus pump nozzle that would change shape every couple of years causing you to "upgrade". Imagine the possibilities of having to buy Apple iRubber™ tires that are a special-snowflake type composite rubber that drastically degrades compared to other tires but gives you 25% greater Apple Satisfaction™.
Proprietary street networks with all the embedded chips, sensors and markers to make self-driving cars safe and efficient with today's technology.
They'd be called iWays
>2017 >still taking the 85 to work >not having a driveway connected directly to an iWay
>my date took a public road to the restaurant >I was so embarrassed I literally died
Connor Perry
>iWay™ >the blue bubbles of roads
Perfect. Just another way for niggerwiggers to feel superior.
Landon Brooks
current year+1 will be an interesting year
William Johnson
>new iCar >removed brakes >feature
Grayson Carter
Too real.
David Powell
and it uses android
Logan Rogers
>touch id on door >someone scratches the handle >no big deal, replace handle, use keys >an update comes out >error 53 >no one can open the car anymore >if you were in the car you are stuck
Jonathan Adams
> car comes with less and less wheels > people going " don't need more than one wheel, it's more aerodynamic that way"
Jordan Anderson
>error 53 Give it back, Jamal.
Lincoln Myers
- The engine is one big module put together with strong adhesives and encapsulated in epoxy. - It looks sleek and beautiful, just werks. - No way to disassemble without destroying it. If anything goes wrong, you buy a new car. - It gets progressively slower and starts overheating with every update for some reason. - There are specialized "de-encapsulating shops" that will make your engine work like a normal one for a fee using special tools. Fanboys say you're defeatiing the purpose by doing that.
Noah Green
Fucking lol
Brody Murphy
>apple introduce car >still updates it more frequently than macs
Samuel Rivera
>I could see them introduce a proprietary gas nozzle, perhaps called an iJuice™, or iNozzle™. Apple would of course own the filling station and thus pump nozzle that would change shape every couple of years causing you to "upgrade". Imagine the possibilities of having to buy Apple iRubber™ tires that are a special-snowflake type composite rubber that drastically degrades compared to other tires but gives you 25% greater Apple Satisfaction™. And all these "features" would be incorporated into knock-offs by Microsoft, Samsung and Google (the WinCar Professional, the Galaxy not-Note Carriage, and the Droid Mobile respectively) very poorly but looking identical to Apple's offering. Anons would selectively decry Apple's sales methods while blindly accepting an almost identical buggering from the Big Three.
Logan Rogers
It doesn't use Android,, it's straight Linux with X
The worst is that it could be doable with regenerative break.
Brayden Hughes
Where? Because the center stack is running Ubuntu and everything important is custom.
Luke Martin
> Apple makes a car > You have to buy a new one when it runs out of iFuel
Joshua Ortiz
> Designed by women > Superfluous shit like umbrella holder > The whole front of the car is moulded in one piece which can be removed only by a Volvo mechanic. > Sweden Okay it makes sense
Aaron Russell
>news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/3528757.stm >for the first time at the Geneva Motor Show, was designed by a team of women keen to change the way most cars are designed with male drivers in mind
Really? omg this shit really pisses me off. It's not as if men set out to design cars ONLY for men. FFS. And what the fuck does that even mean? Last I checked, cars didn't require a penis to fire up the motor. Why is it always only about them?
> The car's bonnet is another fun feature. >The whole front of the car is moulded in one piece which can be removed only by a Volvo mechanic. >"Honestly, the only time I open the bonnet on my car is when I want to fill up washer fluid," said Tatiana Butovitsch Temm.
Speechless.
>Volvo will never actually take this car into production, of course.
THANK FUCK.
Isaiah Williams
always is
Elijah Evans
the old 240 was a dream for people who fixed cars themselves. Its was also a big /o/ meme because its slow, use to be cheap and you could turn it into a decent sportcar.
