Why do you cover your webcam user?

>why do you cover your webcam user?

>cos mark zonkerburg does and hes my idol

I don't. I hope somebody watches me fapping.

No. I'm not a technology illiterate mactoddler.

top kek

>Covers webcam
>Uses Botnetdropbox

why wouldn't I

...

Head of FBI told me to

I don't know if the chinks can watch me fap

But at the very least get tape of the same color holy shit

>Are you that fucking dense, bitch?

I'm just unplugging it from USB...

Why do you cover your body with clothes? Do you have something to hide? Undress immediately or I'm calling the FBI!

FBI director does the same damn thing.

Tiny black circular sticker that blends in with the frame. They come in a roll of hundreds so just replace it when you need to make a video call.

It's more of psychological thing. They would still be able hear everything which is more valuable.

>be lurking Sup Forums
>become somewhat paranoid, cover up my webcam
>tell gf to do the same
>fast forward a year
>I grow out of the freetard phase
>want to skype with gf
>she refuses to remove the cover
And we're talking about 100% hipster normie gf who has 500 followers on instagram and enjoys starbucks.

who the fuck even owns a webcam, even scroll lock is more useful, and who the fuck actually ever in their life used scroll lock not for the sake of checking what it does?

Are you retarded?

Notebooks have it

baits here? lol

mind your own fucking business that's why

it's because there's a black guy next to her in bed

I just disable it in BIOS on my Thinkpad®.

my bad thats right. then you should definitely cover it, skiddies will fuck any port they can gain access to. then list a bunch of webcam ips on pastebin

ahahah, tell us when she start sending pics

Because they're literally watching you.
Talk about something when your phone is listening and watch for ads.

Cuck

>chinkpad
>nasa doesnt have unlimited access to bios

Cause I fap like 4 times a day and I have no interest in people watching me cum like that

Seen Black Mirror?

Topkek

>implying there are niggers in my glorious slav country

Well trump will have access to the NSA soon so he'll be able to watch me.

Mostly because i forget that i am in a call and start picking my nose. That way i can i can tell my employer that my cam is not working and it's no biggie, so he just rolls with it. The other reason, shit has bright LED and annoys me during the calls. I hate LEDs that have no purpose.

I don't.

Nobody shows interest on me so meh

Irrelevant

Webcam LED has no purpose??
If there wasn't one, how was you supposed to know that it was on?

So mr.poo in the loo, how are your banking transactions on this saturday coming along?

Used to be a skiddie cunt, and give people links to legit programs with R.A.T.s/keyloggers attached to them (even on Sup Forums, lol).
So I know how easy it is for a 15yo cunt to take pictures of me while masturbating and upload them to Sup Forums, or whatever.
That's why I've covered my webcam for years now.

Why is this here?

>having a laptop with a webcam

>not physically removing the webcam and microphone from any laptop you ever get
what fucking world am i living in

You say that like 500 followers is a lot. I have 1200 followers and I ignore IG for months at a time.

Mark Zuckerberg and James Comey both do it. I think that's a pretty convincing argument.

i dont its disabled in bios on my thinkpad.

>>I hope somebody watches me fapping.

>the intelligence officer assigned to you has to watch all of it

You should tell him some dirty shit while you're at it. Make him question his whole life.

No.
I can't get a good picture with it on purpose.

i think it's highly unlike that he's dating your mom, but who knows.

Physically disconnect the audio and camera systems.

this, my thinkpad has no camera so i don't have to worry about he government watching me

but what if hes gay? he might enjoy watching it then

and you're a fucking sheep

Mr. Zuckerberg is actually a notable man and has accomplished a lot with his life. He's a high-profile figure, of course he needs to protect his privacy. When your hideous slovenly neckbearded basement-dwelling tendie-eating NEET self does it, on the other hand, things are different. All it does is confirm to the world that you're a delusional tinfoil hat schizoid, or you might as well get thrown in Gitmo for having child porn on your crusty Thinkpad that's as thick and heavy as the innocent children you'd be masturbating to.

Get real. Learn your place. Don't be a weirdo. You'll thank me later.

Thank you Agent Johnson, I will immediately restore your access to my webcam and microphone.

>Make him question his whole life.
He does this on his own by watching other people masturbate for government security.

What's the port on the left?

this

also this, quite curious .

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probably mic

same, I talk dirty just in case

Isn't the mic next to the camera? It's been awhile since I've looked at a macbook.

he didnt even get his idea of facebook, he fucking stole it from those 2 rich kids.

>mic on the side of the computer body
sounds pretty retarded tobehonest, then again it's apple so not really surprising

Can the camera on a Mac be hacked?

This is probably what broke Snowden.

Guess who never pays attention to the stupid LED, even if not covered. Also, whats the purpose, really? You started the camera, you know it's there...

lair lair pants on fire

Disclaimer: my knowledge of circuits is limited to what I was taught in high school.
Wouldn't it be possible to build a webcam that is powered by a series circuit which passes through a led so it's impossible to power the camera without lighting up the led?

i just realized i don't, and i'm kinda suprised about myself. I use ghostery and shit, and yet no piece of tinfoil lies on my camera. I guess i just believe either in Linux drivers or in status LED diode next to camera.

How do you guys disable the microphone? Put a sticker on that bitch also.

but I dont! o.O

its probably the 2nd mic that picks out interference to phase-cancel with the 1st mic.

I don't. I don't have a webcam for my desktop because I'm not a normie, and I have Arch on my thinkpads (I think only the T420s has a webcam) so I don't need to worry about indians browsing through pictures of me fapping etc.

>How do you guys disable the microphone?
>disable
You remove the microphone bruh.

b-but i dont senpai!
i just disable the uvcvideo module.
>inb4 hardware/uefi backdoor
if that's the case then i guess everyone is fucked.

malware could still enable that.

>When your hideous slovenly neckbearded basement-dwelling tendie-eating NEET self does it, on the other hand, things are different
I'm Mark Zuckerberg ...

>having a webcam
I disconnected the damn thing with a pair of scissors. If I need a webcam I have a USB one in my desk drawer.

Can confirm

I don't. I physically disconnected my webcam and microphone so I don't need to.

No, because then I wouldn't be able to use Windows Hello.

>suckerberg profits from people's private data
10 shekels have been deposited on your account Schlomo

>not using pic related instead

Don't need to because I only use Free Software. Realistically, my computer would have to be beyond compromised in order for a hacker to gain access to the webcam.

Also, I'm going to be dead in probably

I don't. Linux doesn't have drivers for it.

Why would you even do this?

Let's think about the realistically now. If someone has access to your webcam without turning on the light, you are already totally owned. He can listen to everything from the microphone. He has full access to your files and every website you're logged into.

>well, at least he doesn't have my mugshot.
Yes, good for you. Don't you feel safe knowing all of your files and data are fucked, including any photos you have, but at least he can't take new photos of your face, right?

Instead of covering up the camera, how about securing your fucking shit first? Then you don't have to worry about covering the camera in the first place.

Of course but whether that's how it's implemented is another story.

Well I use a 2009 Macbook Unibody so the camera LED will always come on when the camera is active, so there's no need to cover it up

Haha, I remember this. Supposedly the camera led is independent of software but it turned out to not really be like this and a girl still got spied on without knowing.
>applel

Depends on the version you have, 2008-2010 is safe, anything pre-2008 and 2012-2014 are now

One problem could be if they took a quick pic you might not be sure you saw the light turn on. You are still got your picture taken, you just know at which point the light isn't helping you

The infrared bothers me

i don't because i don't have any

Because Mark Zuckerberg does it and the director of the FBI recommends to do so.

I don't. I pop the bezel and physically unplug it.

Wait, he actively recommends it? Do you have a link? I thought it was just something that he did and people noticed.

fpbp

>covers webcam
>uses smartphone 24/7
When will they realise that they cant escape from the botnet?

because my face is ugly