What the fuck?

What the fuck?

It's 2016, how hard is it to develop a proper alarm app that actually wakes you up instead of giving up after 1 minute.

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>tfw samshit alarm doesn't even go off
Why the fuck does this happen?

HTC master race

that's still good OP.
I need to always set up two alarms one minute after one another.
first to wake up my phone, second to wake up myself.

Use Timely.

What the fuck? You need longer than 10seconds of an alarm to wake up? What's wrong with you?

>mfw phone cronometer notifies me the time is up 2 minutes after it's up
I'M TRYING TO BAKE HERE

>not having electrodes connected to your scrotum

my phones alarm goes off without fail

just use Alexa... that bitch kept going after 6 hours.

>It takes him more than a minute of blaring alarms to wake up
You've got something wrong with your sleep schedule bruh.
I wake up from my Hue™ lights turning on alone

Been using extreme alarm clock for years without an issue

Can someone explain this Hue lighting meme? What's so special about it?

its smart lighting that can be controled from a phome or an amazon echo. I personally use it's competitor, the lutron caseta but it's a pretty handy tech.

>buy phone that came out in 2016
>set alarm
>turn phone off
>doesn't alarm
wew

Don't put your phone within arms reach. Put it on the other side of the room.
It will force you to get up to turn it off, and you won't just immediately go back to sleep.

Okay, I'm aware of those details...

Why would anyone use this over regular or dimmable bulbs?

My alarm doesn't give up until I scan a QR code above my sink, whereupon I splash my face. Does the trick.

This.

Use the gradual, soft wakeup feature for optimal wakeupness without the jarring wakeup that catapults you out of the dreamscape just before you fug the rug

I can sleep for an hour with my alarm next to my head, what technology could solve this?

Never had a problem with Cyanogenmod, iOS on the other hand...

The real solution is getting a job that you don't need to wake up for and maintaining a perfect natural sleep pattern.

That's why I set a timer, on my android phone the time never went off unless you silenced it, so it would ring until your battery died because of it if you never turned it off.

You underestimate the stubbornness of my concsciousness to return from the higher planes of existence.

I hear the alarm, get up, grab it, go back to bed, turn it off and head back to sleep and not remember ever turning it off.

It will be a horror for my girl when we finally move in together.


I once was late 4 fucking hours to work on a 8 hour shift.

The only thing that saved me from being told to get the fuck out was my boss who found it ridiculously unbelievable that someone is able to oversleep this much.

When he saw me, he burst in laughter and said to the guy he was talking with
>see, when a man gets enough sleep, he will wake up by himself

>requires google play
Lmbo
Alarmy best

That's fuckin' smart. I like it.

iphone doesn't have this problem :^)

your using a OS made by google and your complaining about that?

my alarm jus werks for me.

maybe stop being a gaywad.

>cant use random song anymore as alarm
whats the fucking point

Turn up the volume.

ITT: people who are slowly killing themselves.

How about you just fucking go to bed at a reasonable hour (the same time every night) and wake up at a reasonable time naturally.

It's not hard.

Something called toomuchmoneydontknowwhattodowithitsoispenditonuselessgarbage. It's a crippling disease.

triggered

There are alarm apps that require you to scan a QR code/NFC tag to shut up.

If you set them 5 minutes apart of course that'll happen retard

If a 1 minute alarm doesn't wake you up a 10 minute long one isn't going to either.

Make it louder.

point is even the notion of missed alarm messages are retarded, they should continue alarming not notify me when I've overslept

Stock android

fuck off jordan

go hang yourself you voted for trump you have doomed this country

You can't wake up with only your alarm vibrating and no ringtone? That's what I do.

>not wanting to make america great again
Found the faggot

Kill yourself, preferably not slowly

this always annoys me, why in kek's name don't they simply add a field where I can choose the number of minutes from 0 to 255, instead giving me only the choices the developer's wife's son thought would be cool?

Or a simple slider. One from 0 to infinity.

By 0 to inf. I ofcourse mean that it's 0-254 and then infinite.

usually 0 means infinite in this context

>how hard is it to develop a proper alarm app that actually wakes you up instead of giving up after 1 minute.
I don't really think it's hard
What if you have sleep disorders?

Why do I feel like the only person itt who still uses this?

Also, I set the alarm 30 minutes before I need to be up, so I can have 30 minutes of snoozing time and slowly getting out of sleep mode.

Why don't you people just get a stupid bell alarm clock. Those fuckers are loud and go on forever until turned off. Low tech is sometimes the best tech.

I don't trust my phone's alarm anymore.
Got pic related instead and fucking love it.

Use timely you tard.

Sounds like OP was using Windows 10.

The alarm app literally doesn't work.

The fucking alarm app.

That's why people buy Apple.

>not running cm without bloat gapps shit
normies get out

/thread

I had a lot of trouble getting decent sleep until I started taking pills.

Best decision of my life.

Get more clocks

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i know, right
>i want 1 hour
>no you can only 1-25 minutes (not inclusive) or forever
>and the box to select it takes more room than a number entry box would have
>fuck you

Because I can't force myself to fall asleep

you can force yourself to wake up though, and doing so properly will make it 100 times easier to fall asleep

My doctor gave me Mirtazapine as a sleeping pill and it regulated my sleep schedule in about a month for the first time in my entire life.

Uh...are you mentally disabled

>you need an alarm

:x

Vibration on a beside table is still a bit sudden to wake up to. I use a gentle alarm tone and it sucks when I forget to turn off vibration.

this.

>tfw have youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37Q as alarm tone
>at the highest volume setting
>sound file boosted for maximum loudness
>and with vibration on
I have a heart attack every time I wake up in the morning.
It's great.

>sets alarm
>too lazy to wake up
>blames phone

Well for one it is RGB so it can act as mood lighting for you home. The one i use isn't based on the bulbs, it's based on the switches. I like them beacause if i levae the lights on it will automaticaly turn off when I leave the house or if someone is stopping buy and i'm not home i can flicker te lights remotley to signify which apartment it is.

literally me

I shouldn't have chuckled but I did

huehuehuehuehuehuehue

damn, ever heard of the 15 +n(90) minutes ?

basically you take 15min to fall asleep and cycle 90min between vigil and rem

i do 20min, so going to bed at 00:00h i either set my alarm for 4:50, 6:20, 7:50, or 9:20 and i wake up not so drugged when it beeps

Same here. Does not run out of battery, and if the power goes out it has a backup 9V. Been waking me up long before mobile phones became popular.

Mechanical ones are great too, just remember to wind them up.

My Casio watch only goes off for like 10 seconds but has snooze every five minutes for half an hour.

Pretty cool.

Put your phone in a glass, and face the opening of the glass toward your head.

Turn on vibrate for extra wakefulness.

If you're not leaping out of your bed when the alarm goes off, you're doin it wrong. Try turning the volume to max.

This t b h

I have sleep apnea, so I sleep like shit and wake up like shit. However, I once lived in a loft upstairs, put an nfc tag on the low ceiling at the bottom of the stairs. Shit worked flawlessly, but made me very angry.

>Inb4 trip down the stairs

Only once.