/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg
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aliexpress.com/item/Readeel-Sport-Watches-Men-Luxury-Brand-Nylon-Strap-Men-Army-Military-Wristwatches-Clock-Male-Quartz-Watch/32661655469.html?spm=2114.30010208.3.241.jckwwZ&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=b4a788d4-4003-4fff-a49f-1e644707973f
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Brand-SANDA-Fashion-Watch-Men-G-Style-Waterproof-Sports-Military-Watches-Shock-Men-s-Luxury/32657160898.html?spm=2114.30010208.3.293.Itnzvw&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10037_10091_10090_10032_10088_10089_10077,searchweb201603_1&btsid=37e524b4-a209-48c1-a841-b6bcbc28019d
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aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Curren-Men-s-Sports-Quartz-Watches-Mens-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Leather-Waterproof-Wristwatches/32709536409.html
aliexpress.com/item/47-portable-headphone-amp-kit-pcb-diy-power-amplifier-parts-production-suite-free-shipping/32749550042.html
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what are you all buyin today

What did I get today?!?

i was trying to buy some 64gb micro sds but all of them are so fucking expensive today.

Redmi Note 3 Pro "special global edition" or Redmi 4 Pro, 2 Sanrenmu's, Rock Zircon's, Mi Band 2 + metal band and whatever else i find.

just a bunch of memes

Seller just messaged me out of nowhere, telling me my parcel got lost and they sent me another. Both arrived.

KZ headphone case.

chinky 7 dollar headphone amp
aliexpress.com/item/Single-Power-Supply-Portable-HIFI-Headphone-Amplifier-PCB-AMP-DIY-Kit-for-DA47-Earphone-Accessories-Electronic/32617561470.html

APPROVED /CSG/ YOUTUBE CHANNELS WITH APPROVED BUYS

Dirty Reviews - reviewed the world's cheapest chink mechanical keyboard and other memes.
youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - amazing reviews of chink IEMs and tablets
youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Reviews - most well-known for BM-800 phantom power tests and other chink memes
youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

Awful Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews
youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them. So far they've accepted them all.
youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Cheap Chinese Crap Review - a new /csg/ channel reviewing chink toothbrushes, drones and cheap toys
youtube.com/channel/UCpZrhMsEVJb21CyaAoF0CTg

/csg/ reviews
youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

Cheeky Tech - I don't even know what this is supposed to be.
youtube.com/channel/UCRhetomZYw-MKpm4OmzxX8

cant figure out wich ones to get
aliexpress.com/item/Readeel-Sport-Watches-Men-Luxury-Brand-Nylon-Strap-Men-Army-Military-Wristwatches-Clock-Male-Quartz-Watch/32661655469.html?spm=2114.30010208.3.241.jckwwZ&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=b4a788d4-4003-4fff-a49f-1e644707973f
or
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Brand-SANDA-Fashion-Watch-Men-G-Style-Waterproof-Sports-Military-Watches-Shock-Men-s-Luxury/32657160898.html?spm=2114.30010208.3.293.Itnzvw&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10037_10091_10090_10032_10088_10089_10077,searchweb201603_1&btsid=37e524b4-a209-48c1-a841-b6bcbc28019d

readeel looks better
other one looks like a shit version of a gshock

$250 earphone but not telling you which because nearly out of stock. I just need a $10 coupon. My only highest one is $8 off.

Today was a good day:

Got a plastic bag sealer for 1,12€, a wire stripper for 32cent, a set off different SMD Zener diodes, a set of different SMD inductances and another cheap phone repair kit (this one is a gift for my sister) for 62cent.

do the 5€ wayfarers reps on ioffer actually have proper UV protection?

where will you wear those hats

link that fedora plsz

Any OnePlus 3t news?

cheapest mocoro on aliexpress?

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Do your part, user. Help make /csg/ great again.

Is there a good mask for keeping my face dry during heavy weather?

i doubt anyone is gonna buy 250 dollar earphone just to spite you

Isn't this the same on just 1.57$ cheaper?
de.aliexpress.com/item/Single-Power-Supply-Portable-HIFI-Headphone-Amplifier-PCB-AMP-DIY-Kit-for-DA47-Earphone-Accessories-Electronic/32710062133.html?scm=1007.13338.62134.000000000000000&pvid=1e5e8025-27cc-44ae-9eec-41604b5db509&tpp=1&detailNewVersion=&categoryId=63701

Anyone ever tried these?

Got a budget of 50 bucks and have like 10 bucks left after finding all I needed.

What would you recommend for me to get /csg/? Electronics and toys preferred

Is this a good watch? The price seems really off for it. aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Curren-Men-s-Sports-Quartz-Watches-Mens-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Leather-Waterproof-Wristwatches/32709536409.html

oh shit youre right
thanks
good thing i didnt order yet

What did you find already?

learn how to post ali links

>Meanwhile in a Lithuanian mud hut
>I hate those fucking youtubers so much!
>I know! I'll repost a list of csg user YT channels every thread in hopes of getting others to hate them, that'll show those youtubers!

Autistic logic at its finest, if anything you're actually driving new views to these channels. Consider suicide like most Lithuanians.

Unlike the lazy Chink yesterday (see ) this seller actually labeled the strips with the SMD parts. Unfortunately I can't read his handwriting very well, his N looks like U and these are the important letters because it's either nano or micro henry.

Usually all sunglasses have proper UV protection, even the cheapest ones. Glass blocks UV light, so if it doesn't have plastic glasses it should block most UV.

Bought a bunch of micro usb cables, usb charger/adapter, some usb drives, and two sets of Gunpla.

30.01 dollars now that I looked at the cart, so I got like 20 bucks to blow on random interesting shit

That's why I asked to be taken off this list.

who the fuck are you

Unbiased?

Is aliexpress' $10 off over $129 orders-offer gone already?

Seebut obviously somebody keeps adding me to it.

What's the top 3 juicy items on sale today?
just rebought my Rock Zircons as my friends puppy ate my last ones.

also looking into getting a bread maker. Had a friend make some last week. Fresh homemade bread is truly gods work.

This is actually a solid amp. I use the one that needs a +/- 9v. (I just built a linear psu, but 2 9v batteries also works)

I swapped the ne5532 op amps for authentic ones (from digikey) and didn't notice any difference but golden ears might.

Not sure how that one will sound with the barrel jack but I can say the 47headphone amp is legit.

>two rock zircon earphones for $13.18
Worth it?

I remember some anons posting about these things breaking by itself after a couple of months or so

just check the top cahback 11.11% wew hope it works never use it before.

>Please understand the payment system is in upgarding. You are highly suggested to use another card or change another payment method.

Seems like alipay is currently down.

> plastic bag sealer
> looks like a male masturbator, probably is.

top kek

can you post the link?

They cost like 10 bucks on goybest, so no.

bread makers make horrible bread. Even a stand mixer with a hook attachment is a million times better. Hand kneading is still the best way.

here is a preview for the next infographic, don't view it if you're on mobile: qt.vidyagam.es/YrLUXlC.jpg

Yes, superlux, pens, vsonic, rebranded KZ, and more knives will be on there. With reviews, with pros/cons, etc. almost all the blank spaces will be occupied.

No, the phone section won't be changed yet, the stupid watermark won't stay there and no, this list is not final. Newer items are subject to removal, model change, whatever

Items without text or "???" have not been researched yet, and are just candidates for that spot. buy them at your own risk

Invest in some new earmemes, KZ has headphones (with modding potential) that have been out since 2015 but absolutely nobody has reviewed them as of yet. How's your leg btw?

404 on image lad

but these are two items, not one.

aliexpress.com/store/product/meme/519064_32497600045.html
and coupons

Don't buy a chink bread maker, unless you want a housefire.
Go and buy one from a charity shop, where some gadget obsessed housewife donated it after using it for 2 months.

Well everything can be a masturbator if you're brave enough (to burn you dick in this case)

Which model are you talking about here?
might pick some up today and give them a whirl.

legs okay. I'm planning on teach English in Vietnam or south Africa soon, where would you rather go out of those two?

I could save myself some time if i order my chinkshit to Vietnam.

Oh.. my bad, then yes.

Post your cart I need ideas

bump

>tfw i was reading that one like five minutes ago

Now sure if its worth it to buy from china, you can get it locally for cheaper probably since thous thing are heavy.
I have a mulinex one and its great makes 1kg bread. Good stuff.

Get a racing quadcopter and FPV headset. You can fly it six feet off the ground at high speed without the risk of turning your leg into doner meat. The sense of freedom you get from it isn't a million miles away from motorcycling.

Is anyone getting lewd login captchas on aliexpress lately?
Once I got a 4JAV captcha, and now it's FIST.

> when you watch so much lewd taboo porn you start thinking everything is sexual.

Buy today or wait until tomorrow for prices to return to normal?

could someone link to a good daniel wellington fake and a good wayfarer?

...

cheers for the info
didnt know it used a barrel jack
might just solder a 6.3mm socket on instead

Lithu pls you're fooling absolutely nobody

Thanks for your input guys

sauce

KZ LP3, teach English in Thailand instead

ayy tengas is in sale!

Lets say I want to spend no more than $15 on a smart watch, what should I get?

I ordered mine already senpai

Try putting "HTTPS://" on it

Nothing

never have it before, its good or wat

>
aliexpress.com/item/47-portable-headphone-amp-kit-pcb-diy-power-amplifier-parts-production-suite-free-shipping/32749550042.html

this is the one I have

You need something like this aliexpress.com/store/product/LM317-LM337-Adjustable-filtering-power-supply-kit-Regulator-PSU-KIT/939205_32749450721.html (they have one with a 7809/7909 I am just too lazy to find it)

and a 10-14vac transformer.

Or you can just use a bunch of batteries.

I'll have a look now. Cheers!

> putting your dick in something from china

wew lad

Simple nylon fashion watch

SOON

10-14 vac?
did you men 10-14V AC?

Already ordered some other shit last week too

>not realizing your underwear is made in china

wew lad

It's okay, I'm not really able to enjoy it as much as I should since my foreskin is connected to my tip making me unable to retract as much as I'dlike

Not a single yellow star. Fuck.

everything is basicly from china, even your panties

What site you ordering from, senpai?

I'd expect the drumpf hats to dip in price soon

That explains why no lucky even with bot.

er yeah voltage ac.

Doesn't matter too much - it just needs to be a bit over 9v since the lm7909/7809 need some headroom. I think I use 12v in mine.

Going too high voltage will make the regulators a lil hot. you will also need a bridge rectifier after the transformer obviously.

The battery route (two 9v batteries) is a easy safe way if you don't know what you're doing.

WTF I clicked the yellow one, it said I received a $5 coupon but it doesn't appear in my aliexpress coupons

Aliexpress, ofcourse!

ali.onl/c0f

> Glass blocks UV light, so if it doesn't have plastic glasses it should block most UV.

it is the exact opposite but alteast the conclusion is true, most cheapo glasses have atleast like UV380

>t. ss officer circa 1944
gotta catch 'em all, Heinrich

I don't masturbate with my underwear user. It's a lil different.

FUCK I missed the game. I gotta wait 2 more hours do I?

Any hardened /csg/ veterans have desktop DAC recommendations? Looking to replace the shiity source I have onboard for my low power headphones / speakers.

>.onl
what the fuck is that tld

fiio, smls, fx-audio. Check em and pick what you like.

SMSL M3 is great

I can't stop myself everything is too cheap

some fucking shortener i found over the net

chink games are rigged, you haven't miss anything of value user

aah, can you give me that imgur url bae? :D