I'll start with ruby
Stats:
- alway pretty
- looks innocent, but only to people who don't know her
Programming languages personified by women
>- looks innocent, but only to people who don't know her
Why so?
Because she will do things you couldn't have imagined.
She gets fucked by monkeys 24/7.
Lisp
old, but flexible.
Java
kekd
Python
-best waifu
Html without css. Ratarded assburgers woman
C.
Sadly she uses W10 in the animu.
audibly kekd
>she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
>but she only exists in your imagination
This is a good thread, keep them coming.
What animu?
BrainFuck
C#
She's a professional, and always manages to get the job done. She knows what she is, and you know what she is. You'd be mortified if anyone found out you used her services.
Haskell. Obviously
I see C# either as a cute/sexy anime grrl or as a transparent and colorful Osu! like man.
That isn't a programming language.
HTML with CSS. Retarded Asperger's woman who is also a painting prodigy.
Stella no Mahou
Fortran
>Your dead grandmother.
DeviousYarn
>Barely passable trap but you'd fuck it
Perl
>Old hairy man in drag
I'd marry the shit out of C++ if I could.
C best waifu tho
Microsoft hares C though. They've been trying to kill it since 1999
this thread is gay as hell, kill yourselves.
Enjoy your STDs.
Didn't werked out.
She's a brown girl like Java, but cute and 2D
Yeah kinda, but 15 years older than me.
what's lua like
I know, grandmas, right? She's 28 years older than me.
Not gonna happen until they come up with a viable replacement.
javascript
Ruby on the surface is a very clean and easy to use language
Once you start using it heavily though it becomes an indecipherable, dangerous, madhouse of a language.
>ruby
>pretty
she'd have deformities.
import waifu
>Rust
A pure tsundere that lashes you with the borrow checker until you properly behave. If you succeed in pleasing her however, she becomes dere, says she loves you and gives wonderfully kisses and performance.
u no mutable?