Anyone got any pajeet stories to share?

Anyone got any pajeet stories to share?

them niggers stink up the place

There's one at my office that dabs his dick with TP at the urinal and takes a cup of water into the stall with him.

I know what you're doing in there, pajeet

at least he can poo in loo

What is he doing?

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>Born in Iran to Bengali parents
>Moved to US at age 4, grew up in Mississippi

Am I pajeet?

This, what do with a cup of water in stall?
Pour it on dick for wetdick
Pour it on ass for coldbutt
Dip dick in it wetdick v.2
??

Wiping his ass with the water and his hand

Most likely to pour over his asshole after taking a shit. He may or may not use his hands instead of toilet paper.

You're on a board which is infested by pajeets.

I'm white, but after giving serious thought to the fact that I wipe my ass with paper, I've come to the conclusion that what we do is actually dirty as fuck, man.

Just think about it. When you're done wiping the shit's stijll there, dry, but still there. I think indians are cleaner than us in this aspect.

are you short, dark and ugly?

Water + toilet paper is better. Toilet paper alone or using your hands are both unsanitary.

> Water + toilet paper is better

Agree 100%. I've been doing this for a while now.

6'2", light (paler even because NEET), and I'm okay if I could lose some more weight.

Try a bidet. You will never go back.

I try to shower after taking a shit whenever I can, so yeah, I guess a bidet sounds like a good idea.

Dud they tuk ure jerbs?

goddammit

all the dumps I take, I take at work, can't reach the bathroom sink.

should I bring a damn cup of water whenever I take a shit too?

Try wet wipes.

Make sure they are flushable ones or you'll have a great story to tell at break time.

>Just think about it. When you're done wiping the shit's stijll there, dry, but still there. I think indians are cleaner than us in this aspect.

but what would I sniff when I scratch my asshole? that's no fun.

Just slip your finger in there a bit

Why is Sup Forums so gross?

Yeah we have one at our office too... takes a paper with him to the urinal. No shaking off the excess pee for him.

He probably just wets the tp

Not only is it more sanitary to wipe with wet tp. It's also better for your asshole. Consider what it's like when you have a cold and have to blow your nose extensively. Now apply the same principle of what happens to your nose to your rectum.

Sup Forumsjeet thread in Sup Forums wtf this has nothing to do with tech. Keep Sup Forums shit in Sup Forums. Dear Sup Forums let's make threads about our feelings on other races. Fuck this is stupid

>not being pajeet
>getting call from americuck complaining about trivial shit
>spend 15 minutes troubleshooting
>inbetween flirting with gorgeous new chick, nice tits and glasses
>put him on hold again to help her with some basic stuff on the customer system
>americuck about to explode after 5 minutes on hold
>take call back, americuck vomiting rage left and right asking for supervisor
>on the brink of laughter I tell him to hold on so I can put him with my supervisor
>at this point cute new girl is next to me almost rubbing tits, laughing on how cool I am handling maniacs
>put her on the line so she can hear how to handle this
>pick call again and transfering sad americuck away, while still listening the call
>new voice greets "WELCOME TO CABELA'S FISHING GEAR AND SUPPLIES! please Hold
>Americunt hitting phone against shit and exploding in rage
>we laugh
>two weeks later I fuck her good in the office bathroom
>It's good to not be pajeet nor Americunt

>first world
>all day talking about the free world
>free world doesn't use a bidet
>they walk around with shit in their butts and pants
>being this disgusting
Only pajeets shitting on streets are worse than americans.

t. Pajeet

what's a pajeet? is it like a bird or something

I use baby wipes at home.

The Japanese toilets or the French bidet is the only solution

everything else is barbarism

Not that there is anything great about working in call center, but as someone who has been in a few you'd be fired within a week if you did shit like this.

Or you can just use your showers head

Chrisjeansa, gtfo

Who?

Yeah sure
>Work at an engineering firm
>new drawing tech is a pajeet
>He does his work on time to a decent standard and comes in at 9am sharp every day
>He sometimes leaves early to pick up his kids from nursery

What a cunt am i rite?

You realise that this is why the pajeets pictured shitting in fields and streets always have a water bottle with them.... Right?

Hand only wiping is a meme.

I visited Nepal. They use their hands and water to wash their asses Then they wash their hands.

Depends I worked for BT and hung up on at least 6-10 times a day.

Was employeed there for years.

This was back in 06 maybe things are different now.

No, I didnt mean hand wiping, the cup with water would be used to wet the tissue before wiping.

When I was a neet I always wet the tissue, but I stopped as soon as I got a job.

Bidet is the only correct solution. I had one installed at my house. Never knew I needed it this much in my life...

Not cunt, but fucking lucky.

nothing beats taking a dump and cleaning your ass with water. I pitty the people taking shits in this world and walking around with chunks of shits or smudges of shit in between their buttcheeks.

Or just wipe property.

I know how to wipe. But it's like thinking you can clean your car just by wiping paper. Fuck that.

>this happening

How do you wipe properly?

> Wiping properly
> By smearing shit all over your butthole so it looks less dirty than it actually is

i spit and drool on the tp

>walking around with chunks of shits or smudges of shit in between their buttcheeks
>I know how to wipe
Of course you do

>work with Pajeets and women
>they set the bar so low I barely have to do anything

Yep

So no then

So a tall dark poo in the loo

Pretty pasty and raised on good old American toilets.

>Nvidia control panes ceeps crashing
Do you have the leatest versiom of the driver?
Do you have the leatest version of experience-coso?
Do you have a up to date system?
Do ypu have an up to date bios?
Do you have...

>calling tech support at all
They exist to help idiot normies whose problems can usually be solved by a driver update. You would be googling error messages if you had half a brain, which is what these tech support people do anyway.

LOL dude I literally have done nothing year due to this exact same reason.

I got paid $120k to sit on my ass and watch the world burn.

>fintech
>~$250k
>get paid to run a test and to say that everything's good