>News • user wants to know if Xiaomi segway is dangerous; it isn't because Xiaomi are godlike and pay me really well to shill them! • user gets Ohuehuehue branded BM-800, chinks throw in a crappy USB sound card • /csg/ still reeling from the sudden arrival of /diy/ celebrity Bunkerbro • user gets a bunch of stocking stuffers including a cute Totoro • Horrifying chink mask (?) spotted • Infographic weighs in, says he may make infographic a website in future • Link to old Somakes from user who successfully bought one • Geekbuying RN3P guy still complaining • non-Yank gets a Don't Tread On Me meme flag • user asks about DW accessories on behalf of his "gf" • user gets key holder, some female mini usb ports, and an external hdd enclosure • user buys chink make-up for his wife, she screamed and collapsed when applied, only a smoking skull left • White Zircons confirmed for homos • Vocaroo of BM-800 and old Somake posted, doesn't sound too bad >Previous thread
Please change the name of this general to Chinese Shopping General, that way you can still be /csg/ without being offensive and racist.
Anthony Phillips
no
Aiden Butler
no
Caleb Reyes
no
Landon Flores
no
Josiah Nelson
no
Dominic Fisher
No
Alexander Reyes
no
Jaxson Jenkins
Is there a recommended phantom power to buy for the bm800?
Gavin Bailey
neweer phantom power, search it "phantom power supply" on ebay to find it.
Lincoln Johnson
Get out.
Elijah Young
stop samefagging, racist
Samuel Foster
Bruh, they're out of stock for another three weeks - just cancel the order.
Owen Robinson
what said or if youre really feeling special, get an audio interface like the Focusrite Scarlett [second gen] you get nice controls like gain and shit, along with phantom power
though they are a decent bit more costly unless you find one second hand
William Edwards
No.
Leo Anderson
that's the worst bait i've seen in a while here, and that says a lot
Grayson Cook
no
Evan Cook
16 replies, 14 posters Kek
Angel Brown
grow some skin, faggot.
Christopher Torres
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Jordan Martin
Thanks! I'm just going to go with the Neweer phantom power. I don't really have a need for all the Focusrite Scarlett controls for now.
Jace Ward
Some of you are alright, don't buy Xeons from Ebay tommorow.
Elijah Carter
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Anthony Morgan
that's because the first three posts were all him samefagging because Lithuanian = Chinese Shopping autist. Note how the IP count doesn't go up next time.
Jose Scott
Don't you mean chink shopping autist?
Jeremiah Lopez
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Charles Gray
>unique posters doesn't budge again top kek, he's right
Aiden Young
its true though Lithuanians have no culture or education so they don't understand how to shop, so they go to their primal instinct of shitposting.
Thomas Barnes
Lets just blame all opinions you dont like on this imaginary lithuanian
Jaxson Jenkins
No
Brayden Green
>I cannot tell the difference between 16 and 17
Dylan Martinez
No.
Jackson Morgan
Your skin is to thin. Maybe you aren't cut out for this world.
Jayden Cooper
It's funny how whenever someone brings up the Lithuanian autist there's always a Lithuanian Defense Force waiting with magical Unique Poster dodging powers.
Nicholas Reed
Posting again, does anyone have the 1.7 update for the ruizu x02 that they could link? When I try to download it on the website I get 404'd
Grayson Cox
Got my Xiaomi Notebook air 13.3
Its pretty nice. Didn't know chink power adapters were just American sockets without holes drilled in them. Kek
Had to do a clean install of Windows 10 since installing a language pack and changing region didn't fully turn my system into English. I think it had something to so with the version of windows 10 that comes with the laptop by default.
On the bright side cortana was disabled. It's still disabled after changing the region back to China (for kicks and giggles). Need to look into how I can set the date format to yyyy/mm/dd
Camden Cox
When it comes to Chinese shopping, nobody knows Chinese shopping better than me. I have the best condenser microphones. The best. But look folks, the Lithuanians have been definetely outsmarting our shitposters at memeing. It's terrible. When Lithuania sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing infographics. They're bringing non-video reviews. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a firewall. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Lithuania. I love Lithuania. I have great relationships with the Lithuanian people. But what they have been doing to our general and Discord is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Comfy Tech Reviews is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make shitposting great again.
Jaxson Roberts
Got chinked on my shoes, $18.99 and they sent me this fucking shit.
Anthony Russell
What's the build quality like? It looks nice but I fear it might feel cheap/plastic-y.
Easton Edwards
4 Packages! Today was a good day. What did I get?
Luke Edwards
So how many of you have already finished your christmas shopping? I spent $120 for every member of my family, hope it all arrives in time.
This is my first time gifting chinkshit, I hope they don't notice how cheap it all was.
James Johnson
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Ethan Stewart
Put it on user
Brandon Martin
Whats the deal with shit coming from cambodia lately? I had two packages like that the other day
Jose Jones
>bought the MEIZU PRO 6 >every phone site and written review reports that it comes with NFC >phone arrived today >it does not have fucking NFC can i return this fucker and get a full refund?
Eli Gomez
Tools or something?
Logan Robinson
4 prostate massagers
Jayden Lopez
If it said on the sales page that it has NFC and it doesn't, yeah you can get a full refund if you send it back.
What do you need NFC for though? I've never used it once.
Liam Fisher
I'm from Europe. Where can I buy xiaomi phones to try them? I'm not sure about the redmi 4 right now. I want to be able to send them back if I don't want them after all.
William Walker
lmao you're so paranoid comfy
Benjamin Martinez
Seems it's disappeared off the internet so your options are either install the 1.6 update or hope some user has it and is kind enough to upload it somewhere
Jackson Bennett
Yeah, gonna wrap it round muh dick later.
It also says shipment failed when i track the order, anyone have any experience dealing with this?
Easton Taylor
Didn't even notice that it came from Cambodia, bought it all on Aliexpress.
I't a mp3 player (very cheap, about $1,5 but it has some cool features like a loudspeaker and a build in LED flash light), some LEDs in different sizes and colors (ran out of yellow ones so I ordered this set), some SMD capacitors and a practical joke device (a fake lighter which is actually a water gun)
Nathan Jones
bluetooth headphones. they automatically power no when i pair the phone using nfc otherwise i have to long press the flush sitting power button which is so much more inconvenient
Joseph Lopez
>Whats the deal with shit coming from cambodia lately? Cutting costs. China is becoming too expensive
Camden Scott
your local store that has a good return policy.
Nathan James
I got something last week from Cambodia Post, first time ever. It wasn't too slow though so not bad.
Leo Diaz
Just popped my /csg/ cherry today. Martial arts gloves and a palm-sized flashlight.
Wyatt Ross
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Austin Clark
Not the user that was complaining before, but what's up with Geekbuying selling items without stock? I bought a RN3P more than two weeks ago and it's still processing. How much time does it usually take them to receive the stock?
Evan Parker
the rivalry of the ages
Jose Gonzalez
>Chinks won't send lasers or lighters to my cunt tree
Wyatt Murphy
>taking the Chinese bait
Dumb roundeyes
Jacob Jackson
or the greatest love story of all time
Dominic Turner
I really hope people are buying these to leave at home in case of a power out or whatever. For an actually portable flashlight I bought a nitecore keychain light, whatever it's called. It's bright as fuck, lasts a respectable amount of time and is microusb rechargeable.
Brody Foster
mikoto is cute
Carter Cox
which country?
I have ordered a few (including a 200mw module) for now while I still can. Even despite probably not ever going to have any need for it.
Juan Anderson
I would estimate the flashlight is about 250-300 lumens, which is more than good enough for the average person, not to mention I only paid $2.11 for it.
When the "lithuanian" did it it was mildly entertaining when comfy copied it it was just pathetic, but then expecting any creativity from a youtuber is probably a bit much
Caleb Anderson
>putting this plug in your moth L-lewd
Jose Gonzalez
So mildly entertaining it had to be reposted 20 times over three weeks?
Samuel Howard
these threads are about 80% reposts and talking about the same things anyway
Gavin Gomez
I clip mine to my hat and use it's focus ability for working on engine bays or amps and shit when I cant get a decent angle with my desktop lights.
Chase Howard
Guys help me find an aesthetic hoodie
Justin Howard
Two of the things overdue actually arrived today, maybe it wasn't lost after all. Feels good. Now it's just 8 things left.
Noah Thomas
BM-800 vocaroo guy here I ordered a Behringer U-Phoria UM2 to power the mic. Will update.
Ayden Scott
oh no, the 10µF +-10% capacitors are >40% off
Carson Gomez
Yeah, bought mine off fasttech about a year ago. Here's a size comparison next to a standard credit card. I keep it on my keychain, it's lighter than a key but strong enough that it hasn't broken being on the keychain I throw around all the time, not that I'm even worried since it feels tough as well. What I was worried about was the button getting accidentally pressed while in my pocket, but it's a pretty solid button and it hasn't happened so far. Probably the best 5 dollars I've spent on chink shit.
Jaxon Thompson
I have the same mp3 model, total shit even for the price >Background noise >Doesn't suooort shuffle >Build quality's crap Better shell out some more money to buy ruizus instead
Luis Gomez
Same thing here, though I managed to find a lighter that did have shipping available to my country (probably by mistake). I'm expecting that it'll get stopped by customs anyway but worth trying, at worst I'll just get refunded
Dylan Brown
Has anyone here bought a chink headlamp? I need one for dumpster diving, since I am saving money on food to spend on chink stuff instead.
The ones with the plastic suck. They fall off since it doesnt grip and get your skin stuck. Elastic/fabric ones are better.
Robert Kelly
never got the point of those keychain lights, they are not much brighter than the light build into your phone and add unnecessary bulk to your pockets would you mind giving a more detailed explanation for: >Probably the best 5 dollars I've spent on chink shit.
Mason Walker
Is it even worth ordering passive elements from ali, when they're already dirt cheap locally?
Nathaniel Green
I don't hear any background noise, the sound is quite good. Totally fine to use it while working out for example. I could hook it up to the oscilloscope with some test files and see what the output actually looks like, but from what I'm hearing it's really not bad.
Camden Wood
I thought the plastic in the pic is just for display purposes? So the strap on top of the head stays up for the photo, The straps are clearly elastic?
Jordan Robinson
>buying clothes from online chinkstores I see you like to live dangerously. Lucky you, I remembered seeing a hoodie on today's GB sales page, so here you go: gearbest.com/sweatshirts-hoodies/pp_469012.html
Austin Mitchell
No shipping, 37cent at Ali for 100 pcs 10uF X5R so 0,37cent/piece, the cheaper online seller in my country wants 7cent/piece and the shipping is 5,60€
Josiah Clark
Oh yeah, i see that it can be removed. Just looked like it was a fixed part of it due to the bolt. You can get em both ways I guess. The one I got had it. Its like the stuff you see on welding masks/protective face shields
Gabriel Myers
What's the best cheap chinkshit mini mech kb?
Brandon Walker
That sounds like shit. I'll watch out for that
Brayden Taylor
Not him but that looks sick, thanks user
Nicholas Gomez
Magicforce 68 White one is 40 bucks on Amazon Cheapest one with standard layout Other 60%'s dont have standard layouts, though that might not matter to you if you dont want to change keycaps.
Caleb Taylor
fuck you, csg
Charles Adams
17cents/piece here, you're getting chinked by your own
Levi Butler
Whats dangerous about clothes lol That is nice though, thanks user
