Tfw this guy single handedly crashed apple stock price

>tfw this guy single handedly crashed apple stock price

youtube.com/watch?v=7QpJ_VDbIPA

fuck off casey

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are you kidding? the opening of the video is almost pornographic with the music and shit. like every other review, this is an effective tool to make people lust after something they already want really badly (because what kind of a fucking pathetic loser would watch a video review of a laptop they had no interest in purchasing, OP? what kind?)

(no, seriously. what kind?)

I can sense the autism from here.
Chill the fuck out.

>this is an effective tool to make people lust after something they already want
>because what kind of a fucking pathetic loser would watch a video review of a laptop they had no interest in purchasing, OP?
This. People don't suffer through shitty YouTube reviews for products they don't want or don't care about.

I don't understand the obsession with wanting to touch your laptop display.

I hate Apple but:
>"this thing got no USB ports"
seriously nigger? let me introduce you to USB-C. welcome to the future.
you'll thank apple later for having the balls to make their laptop with 4 of these ports...

>snitching on yourself
fucking white people

>t. mactoddler

>getting this triggered
>dae le autism xD so fannay

fuck off casey

you posted it again lmao you crazy

>seriously nigger? let me introduce you to USB-C. welcome to the future.
>you'll thank apple later for having the balls to make their laptop with 4 of these ports
Jesus are you retarded? plenty of laptops ship with USB-C ports now.
The difference is they ship with that, as well as the legacy ports with shit we actually use.
As well as a proper fucking charger port.
The only thing I'm thanking Apple for is all of the laughs about this joke of a fucking laptop

Hate this guys mangled ham of a face

I swear.. what the hell's wrong with it?

It's like someone mashed up a load of processed meat and then tried to fashion it onto a burn victims face.

massive hillary shill. shant be clicking this

HOW CAN HIPSTERS EVEN RECOVER

I would argue a person who is trying to weigh the pros and cons of each laptop.

>not even hipsters like applel anymore

It's over, Applel is finished and bankrupt.

why this dude look like maisie williams with aids

>crashed
AAPL is up 1.40 today, the fuck are you talking about?

A $.02 itunes credit has been added to your account.

yes I do. I watch a few (around 5 or 6) review of every major consumer electronic device that comes out. Sometimes is fucking chinese with youtubes sit auto-translated subtitles.

Because he's a Jew.

>implying it was not rossman

this

even when apple adopted firewire like crazy they still offered a usb port or two.

COURAGE

literally who