Google launches a Google Toilet Locator for India

Google launches a Google Toilet Locator for India.
You can't make this shit up.
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Poo

Pajeet has no excuse now.

Well that's great. A lot of people not having access to sanitary bathrooms is an issue in India and I think it's great that Google is trying to help.

delet this

>google streetview is now available in India

>Google opens new shitter finding app in India.
>people from india willingly bathe in cow piss.
>literally not a single bar of soap in whole country.
>Google actually thinks people of india will use app and not just shit in the street like normal.

Dumbest app yet. Have fun loosing money jewgle

But what about the toilet witch?

guess it's easier to shit out kids and kill the girls than it's to build toilets.

>too poor to afford a bathroom
>but hey, maybe they can afford a smartphone and an internet connection!
Genius plan

>people from india willingly bathe in cow piss.

its cleaner than the water

Aren't smartphones like $5 in india? They probably wipe their butts with them

Pretty sure something like this is for the rest of the world when they visit the country. If India wanted toilets they would have had them by now.

A final desperate move to turn the tide before India inevitably unleashed the superbug responsible for the next great plague.

underrated

This is going to fail so hard
>pajeets decide to use app on their cheap smartphone
>all local toilets marked dirty
After the trial ends Google will find out the problem is the toilets are all ruined and unusable. Nobody bothers cleaning them. It would be like if an American walked into a McDonald's and their restroom lacked running water and their toilets were all clogged and the employees and company did jack shit about it expecting patrons to fix it.

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we should try to find someone pooping on the beach

A lot of people in India actually do have smartphones even though they don't have running water. It might seem bizarre to us, but considering how much you can do with a smartphone compared to toilet, it does seem like the smarter investment. And when you have money for only one of them and you can make do (harhar) without the other, it makes more sense.

But yeah, it's a strange situation.

hahahhababab

i watched a documentry on this shit, if i remember correctly there was a anchient story about a legendary man that shit in some river or something like that and he said to follow in his foot steps and shit in the river everywhere is your bathroom.

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Why does it have to be a smartphone....? Anyone with a computer/internet should be able to access it. There are probably public computers too.

Jesus fucking kek

Mobile first, anything not running ios or Android is obsolete.

The

Loo

"Toilet" or Toilet?

> Use Google Toilet
> End up finding thousands of beaches

kek

Take the pooo... to the looohoowooo...

I never imagined a song about shit could be so catchy until that came along.

Smartphones are cheaper, especially the kind they're buying

In the West we're used to the idea of "computer is required, smartphone is cool toy" but in plenty of places they skip over PC ownership because why bother? Too much money, too dependent on wired infrastructure, etc.

Smartphones and internet is probably cheaper than a toilet in India

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Wait till Raj posts flashable .zip on XDA. In the meantime, head over to the beach
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Plumbing and Toilets are more expensive than smartphones. It's not like they're buying flagships.

Sad but true.

Does it find gender appropriate toilets based on the individual user?

Why not a girl locator for rape?

Do we really need a thread about this shit every day?

>this shit

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I know you're in this thread Arkadev.

:o^)

>the story uses a frog on a smartphone shitposting on the toilet
praise kek