>News • user reminds /csg/ virgins how DW fakes on aliexpress work • Horny chink gives a recommendation for Leten sex toys • user wants to die from a DIY battery pack mod • Edgy user gives a knife recommendation • user's laptop 3.5mm jack was too brave and broke, gets recommended a UGreen adapter • user discovers chink raspi replicas • user's worried about a ceramic coffee dripper • user has a sex doll in his shopping cart • user asks about the best sex for $500, gets true chink shit answers • 11.11 leaves some anons worried about their packages • Anons can track their cheap USB cables harder than the US government • user is worried about his payment for his /csg/ approved phone • user receives laptop battery and shitty bracelets, will he die of wrist cancer or house fire first? • Happy Redmi Note 3 user boasts battery life • ...But Redmi 3s users are getting chinked • user gets firmware for Ruizu X02 • ECE student interested in chink LEDs • Expensive Nazi lamp on aliexpress • user warns against using the RK61 over bluetooth • user gets chink legos in the mail • user orders Xiaomi Mi Pro earphones • user gets chink sunglasses • Coins on aliexpress are rigged • fit user vouches for Mi Band 1S battery >Previous Thread
China is becoming the most dominant nation in the world, and we are contributing.
All hail capitalism.
Gavin Rodriguez
Has anyone ordered an ocarina or any other woodwind instruments from Aliexpress? I want to buy one (not a legend of zelda one, thankfully I found a plain one), and I was wondering if anyone has any experience with them.
>I wanna buy a Mi TV box and for some reason they're cheaper on their site than they are on Aliexpress or anywhere else Are you in the US? The mi TV box has officially been available at walmart for over a month now. It is $70.
>implying Billy "lynch the gays" Mays was a nigger
Jonathan Foster
Upgrade to newest MiUI immediately.
They usually come shipped with vendor's very own botnet version.
Chase Evans
Got some chink Lego sets in the mail. Instructions were OK. Not really child friendly. I should point out that they're not Lego compatible.
Pieces snap well and it came with a few extra pieces. (Reposting because old thread died)
Nathaniel Martinez
where is your phantom power
Ryder Lewis
This. Get your official Xiaomi botnet ASAP.
Carson Murphy
>Inpher FUQING
Liam Perry
everything in this picture
Luis Hernandez
I have some fuqing earbuds. They're not fuqing bad for the $3, but not quite memeworthy.
Luis Ramirez
>no unboxing dropped
Cooper Williams
These look like garbage even for $4
Caleb Turner
Also updating with my review of the Tank tier "LOVE MEI" case from Aliexpress. I won't post everything again because I already did once and dedicated csg anons probably remember.
They seem to be available for any cell phone brand imaginable and I paid around $20 for the max.
This thing is absolutely indestructible. If you like browsing in your bed, you'll get carpal tunnel. Don't buy this if you don't have a huge [spoiler]dick[/spoiler] hand.
However, I do recommend using blue Loctite on the hex screws. They come off if you carry it in your pocket. They supply 2 extra screws, but I already lost 3. I'll contact the vendor because this is some strange ass diameter, a little less then M2.
Gabriel Miller
what is more cringy than postng that fat kike? also, underage.
Lucas Powell
>buy senfer ues >already had rock zircons but wanted the modular cables >senfer ues RIP after one fall off desk, open it up and the driver broke in half and was jiggling around >rock zircons have fallen at least 20 times and still work fine >rock zircons sounded less harsh on the highs anyways
Just get rock zircons
Josiah Russell
Does dissolving count as unboxing?
Kayden Phillips
could be worse, may be fake tho
Xavier Brown
you could kill an old woman with that phone
Jackson Gray
Weight is over 500 grams.
If you use it in the sun, you'll get Rainbow effects similar to oil spills. Either because of the pressure on the display or the difference in tension due to temperature changes.
Could also be electrostatic because whenever I remove the anti-shatter glass from the phone, sparks fly. Or simply some optical effect from the different glass.
Josiah Ramirez
Ali link to gun?
Justin Turner
the name is bond: air soft bond
Ian Anderson
>buy Lamborghini >already had Honda Civic but wanted some pussy >Lambo RIP after one rear-ending, turns out I wasn't insured >Civic beaten to shit and still working fine >Civic got better mileage anyway
Just buy some ocarinas from America. I have an Alto and Soprano Ocarina that range from 19-28 USD and the ceramic quality is very good. The sound is good if you know how to play a wind instrument. t. I played clarinet for 15 years.
I recomend songbird ocarina. The one's I have seen on Ali express look low quality.
Connor Harris
This. I love Honda Cars.
Ryder Watson
Diesel Toyota's are the way i go.
Camden Hughes
Check these out, they look pretty nice and reviews seem good. iirc an user bought them some threads ago s.aliexpress.com/iyMreuY7
Luis Stewart
So dhgate is like ali with payment protection?
Ian Williams
cant find either of these on ali expresso
Justin Lee
But Ali has payment protection?
Elijah Anderson
New Trend 3d Santa Claus Sexy Women Leggings Printing Gilr Workout Christmas Legging Sexy Fitness Leggins Trousers For Women s.aliexpress.com/vMNJnaim (from AliExpress Android)
>not getting qt3.14 leggings for your gf to cam slut in
Jonathan Gonzalez
Yes? Byt ali doesnt have the stuff i want but dhgate do.
Connor Watson
Post ali link to buy gf pls
Luis Wilson
Well, I have a Redmeme 3s stuck at customs. I could go, pay for it and take it with me or just send it back and say fuck it. Don't know if it's worth it to take the risk of paying for a faulty chink shit.
Brody Martin
Toyota trucks are even better. Mine looks like an aluminum trashcan after BLM came through the neighborhood and it runs perfect.. 20 years old to boot.
Aiden Lopez
u did note into english gud user
dhgate is chinkier than Ali.
Liam Bennett
My gf is fat I was just roleplaying. Kill me now
Isaac Carter
got my senfer UES. are they supposed to sound like shit unless you have an amp? they're awful.
Robert Young
This is sarcasm lads.
Logan Powell
Make sure they're inserted correctly, shallow insertion will make them sound terrible. You might have to try out all of the ear tips they provided.
Ayden Thompson
Mi english güt ja. Sucks that ali doesnt have all the fake watches. Dhgate have a much wider selection.
Connor Edwards
>falling for the senfer meme unironically >Paying more than $20 for chink earphones Never listen to audiophiles
Ryan Johnson
Yeeees, and they're also chinkier than Ali. You're not guaranteed to get chinked, but turn your anti-chinking device up a notch or two.
Thomas Ortiz
I have the xiaomi redmi note 3 pro. Since it arrived like 6 months ago there is this electric noise (not grey noise, but electric buzzing) present in the sound channel. It has a almost fixed loudness. This noise is noticable and very annoying when using low-impedence earbuds on low volume (as the noise to music ratio is higher) or silent parts in music.
In short, is this a faulty unit or do these chinkphones always have crappy dacs? Any chink decent earbuds with high impedance you could recommend?
Anyway I bought a VR-box for my phone, might do a review soon with full guide.
Asher Bailey
best cheap chink over the ear headphones please?
Tyler Wright
Plug them into something good, make sure your connectors are properly in, and make sure you have a good seal.
Nolan Walker
Anyone know where in chink land i could buy one of these lamps? I know where to get the bulb but I have no clue where to start looking for the other part
Kayden Robinson
Anyone here heard of the shipping company 'Flyt' and if it is piss slow or not? I bought a pentalobe screwdriver from ali and they shipped it with that.
Easton Perez
I've seen at least 10 people say the same about this phone. pretty sure it's a fault in the whole line.
Brayden Davis
It's a bit of wood with holes drilled in it.
Charles Russell
Yeah wow no shit! Now tell someone with no intention of making one where to buy it
Elijah Bailey
READ THE INFOGRAPHIC YOU STUPID RETARD
Owen Hernandez
>you will never stuff this in your boipussi
Gavin Moore
Literally wood with holes in it.
Benjamin Myers
okay cool, but for people who dont wanna drill holes, cut wood and stain the wood. where can i get it.
Kevin Thomas
gaybeast
Ryan Nelson
Home Depot Lowes A Forest
Levi Johnson
Some user was posting this sometime and i bought it
however the listing say that its a lot of 10 pieces however they only send you 1 piece.i have messaged the seller and they refuse to acknowledge this so ive been chinked
don't buy from this listing/seller other stores are selling this same item for much much cheaper
Joshua Morris
open a dispute. Fuck those chinks who think they can get away with everything
John Perry
so is there any community accepted successor to the sansa clip+ now that the SoC is discontinued?
Ryder Howard
what the fuck
Luke Flores
Isn't capitalism great?
Parker Brown
I bought a 2 pack of those a month ago for 33 cents. I'm kinda paranoid that they made be made of cancer plastic considering how cheap they are.
William Bennett
the cheaper DAPs on the infographic are comparable to the clip in sound quality
>current year >not knowing about baby car mouth vagina
Dominic Carter
Got this to replace the broken wifi card on my laptop
