How do you choose your usernames, Sup Forums?

How do you choose your usernames, Sup Forums?

waifu name

>stallmanu591

sit on keyboard

I jizz on a pile of sand, then examine the grains for certain patterns.

Yea this is what I do.

recently I've been making all my usernames Jewish, like Hilel_Goldstein (not actually used yet you can use that one) for good luck and maximum troll power

I improvise, i dont really think about it. something like dangling_apples or someshit

Either abbreviate my real name (!) or come up/copy some phrase I think is cool.
>waifu
Yeah, I'm not gonna make my username "scootaloo101010".

>abbreviate my real name
this kills the privacy

>He likes the chicken horse

>He likes the little marshmallow horse

arise chikun

...

I don't like horses at all.

>he knows who the chicken horse is
>he claims to not like horses at all
I think we have a contradiction.

You see, Putin, the thing is that faggots were spamming chickun on Sup Forums years ago.
You'd know that if you weren't a newfag, newfag.

I usually just choose one of my nicknames or something.
I'm a namefag by nature so privacy isn't really a concern for me

tr -cd [:alnum:] < /dev/urandom | head -c 8; echo

randomly generated string

That's not me And I don't like any of the little ones, they're all shit

xXxsEpORoTh_XXXKasinaigu_XXX4x2x02LegiTLenGENDARYxx_SN1PEZXXXXXXX

I use the same name everywhere.