Jailbreak

Why can't someone on Sup Forums who is a programming wizard jailbreak the latest version of iOS?

Surely a bunch of cunts who won't put a dedicated graphics card in 80% of their 'pro' laptops can't have security that is THAT good?

>wait over a year for a jailbreak
>don't update in hope it happens
>lose hope
>fuck it, might as well update to iOS 10 beta and see what it's all about
>a week later a jailbreak comes out
>didn't save an iOS 9 backup before I updated so if I downgraded I would lose all my data
>now stuck on iOS 10 which probably won't see a jailbreak for at least another year

Because anyone with a brain won't touch applel products. You see OP there are two groups on this board, shitposting visitors from reddit who always shill for Apple and the rest of us who understand technology and use android.

>shitposting visitors from reddit who always shill for Apple
agree
>the rest of us who understand technology and use android.
>android
Oh my fuck. kys

Not shilling for them by any means, I want to jailbreak my phone so I can actually make it look like a good phone and not the same as it did in 2007
Android is far from perfect but for someone who isn't half retarded it is probably better than iOS in every case

Enjoy using sailfish os retard.

>Because anyone with a brain won't touch applel products

Actually I can think of a few counter-examples where the opposite is true. They're used by people who definitely used to shitpost like you're doing when they were much younger but have since grown-up and don't want to fight their devices anymore because they have much bigger shit to compare with their jobs and families.

In general the only people I see use the "I use Android/Linux because I understand technology" line are typically ones who have the time to care that much about the platform they're using in the first place rather than what they're getting done with it. When you get a job in the real world and not same entry-level sys admin/tech support bullshit you'll see how little any of this matters. If you need another OS you're spinning up a VM anyways. Phones are just phones.

I used to do some iOS hacking. I know enough about the system that I could probably pick up where I left off and shit out something tethered in a week. I just don't care enough. I'm also not going to waste my money and time on Applel crap just so some reddit cucks can shit on me for whatever reason. Also, I don't want to deal with the publicity of it all. Myself and most other mobile devs are happy with Android. It's easier to work with and the XDA community is nice.

>You're a baby so you wouldn't understand
> it didn't even matter in the long run
Just keep telling yourself that.

Give me a spell. People jailbreak because they don't have basic functionality without it like download direct to the device which is infuriating to say the least. I can download a file without having to install CM or root so don't piss on me and tell me it's raining.

Wrong board.