Mac nerds will defend this

Mac nerds will defend this.

>tfw you have a 2009 HP EliteBook 2730p working perfectly
>tfw you have a 2006 Dell Inspiron 640m working perfectly
>tfw you have a 2011 Dell Latitude E6320 working perfectly

Why are macs so shit?

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just get a real job. then you too can afford a mac.

>"mac nerds" helping her with her "math homework"

I would help her if she let me lick her everywhere

Now someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I remember, way back in the days of old Steve, that Apple was making a big fucking deal out of automated back-up software.

>Saint Petersburg
>FL, United States
wat

>applel macbook breaking
Well that is what happens when your laptop is thermally throttling for many years in a row.

Why would I want to buy something overpriced that will break in a year or two?

Does it just go Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep?

no it was beep beep bop beep bop bop

>3 papers due tomorrow

Then they should already be done, what's the problem?

Yep. Time machine. I guess that most normies dont want to use it because it requires an external drive.

Are you retarded? Do you think there are no two cities in the world that share the same name?

>My macbook died
>wont turn on
>All my files are on the soldered on SSD
>it's literally impossible to retrieve them

Good job on being applecucks.

she is too busy for Trump demonstration

>compare this anecdotal data with my anecdotal data and you see which product is better
I'm a total Linux-fag command-line guy but your argument is retarded.

>tfw 2009 mbp working perfectly
Come over to my place OP, I'll happily compare speeds.

From what I heard Macs basically never die though. Were they wrong?

Apple CEO is gay.

Intel shills will defend this

>tfw i have a 2001 PowerMac G4 working perfectly
>tfw i have a 2001 PowerBook G4 working perfectly
>tfw i have a 2005 iBook G4 working perfectly

Why are Intel macs so shit?

Also an acceptable comparison.

I hate Apple, but it would be sweet to have a PPC macbook to run Linux on.

Why not an AMD laptop instead?

>soldered on SSD
nice b8

>amd
>laptop
pick one
Seriously, who would want an AMD-powered laptop? Maybe their GPUs are good but their CPUs are really shitty.

DLSD PowerBooks are still barely usable as daily machines as long as you dont mind not using any online video services. Throw in a SSD and its rather nice. Thinking of getting 2 ssds for my iBook and trying to install debian on it again.

>amd laptop
AMD always had shit mobile chips. Even during A64 era.

>as long as you dont mind not using any online video services
So the G4 can't handle 1080p?

why would America have a city named after a commie city tho?

My iBook cant handle 720p. or 360p youtube. The PBs will only be barely better. a desktop with a dual 1.25 might be able to do 720p and some of the late G5s can handle 1080p well(ish) last i heard.

Well, do you have any idea how long a Powerbook or iBook lasts? G4s were power hungry, hence the name powerpc.

Maybe PowerPC G4s CPUs themselves are good, but they're memory bus is really shitty.

Have fun crunching numbers using altivec and then waiting for the RAM to store the calculated results.

lmao no, low bitrate 720p if you're lucky and using mplayer (shit for todays standards)

>tfw every computer I've ever had still works to this day
Not to defend applel, but these issues are mostly caused by faggots not caring for their equipment. I've seen even the most reliable computers break when given to the wrong people.

My early 2010 MBP is still going strongly - in fact, if it weren't for the lack of USB3 ports and a high-res display, there wouldn't be any reason to even consider upgrading to a new machine.

yeah what did she mean by """die""" anyway?

there's a trillion reasons for a computer to "die" and very few of them involve the machine being actually broken

I guarantee you it's either:
>dumb bitch managed to install stupid software that ended up breaking OS X and she's too dumb to realize
>dumb bitch dropped it
>dumb bitch spilled liquid on it

can't imagine it dying out of the blue (not an apple computer, not any other computer. literally never had that happen)

>yfw when you didnt get the 17" so you cant add USB3 via ExpressCard

Friendly reminder that USB 3 breaks bluetooth.

Nobody used bluetooth because they had USB-A 2,4GHz mice. So nobody knew.

It's a shitting competition

I don't *want* a 17 inch laptop - even the 15'' seems rather large.

I'm getting a Mac :p

Meh, I thought my 17" was the perfect size. I am a big dude though.

I'm not sure what you're trying to say? I need USB3 for (way) faster data transfers from external HDs and sticks and the very idea of using a mouse on a MacBook is appalling to me.

First hit on google or here from your jewish overlords:

support.apple.com/en-us/HT203729

That problem doesn't apply to me. What are you trying to say?

That's just a few basic things, you wouldn't believe the kind of shit these people manage to do. Here's some things I've run into in the past:

>disc drive broken because lol let's jam random crap in it and then be amazed shit breaks
>disc drive broken because lolcupholder, spilled coffee
>smoker laptops, nuff said
>motherboard fried because someone had the brilliant idea to jam random metal crap in usb ports
>scratched screens because DAWWWW MUH PUPPY REACTS TO THE SCREEN DAWWWWWWWWWWW
>snapped parts because some self-proclaimed hobbyist pried their laptop open instead of properly disassembling it
>shorted out components because someone was convinced that laptops needed to be washed with soapy cleaning agents every month
>one literally DROWNED laptop because someone needed to play shitty games less than a meter away from a pool
>damaged hard disks because some people think you should throw laptops around
>melted/burnt laptop from someone who uses their laptop for reading recipes from, had it standing on the stove on an empty burner that was off, then lit the wrong fucking burner and didn't fucking notice
>broken hard drives / components because some people think hitting the computer makes it work faster

I even had one case were someone used their apple crapbook as a weight scale, wasn't that a Sup Forums joke from back then? People are fucking stupid.

The US is a nation of immigrants. A huge percentage of place-names are taken directly from other countries. Baltimore, for example, takes its name from a tiny blip on the map in Ireland. If I had to guess with my rusty knowledge of the Irish language, it means town of the big something because Baile is town and Mor is big.

>hitting the computer makes it work faster
true

She'll deny any responsibility. She'll refuse to believe any proof sent by the service centre. She'll refuse to pay for shipping and handling of her OOW service.

>tfw I make disgusting amounts of money because of stupidity like this
Thanks for the free cash faggots.

>cheaped out and bought a 15" HP consumer laptop
>will probably fall apart immediatly after the warranty runs out

>2007 eee pc 701 working perfectly
clearly this makes it the best netbook ever created

>full circle:
>the more people hit their computers, the faster you have to work

>broken hard drives / components because some people think hitting the computer makes it work faster
I never believed this until I saw it first hand. A guy would hit his shitty, core 2 era pentium laptop because of the "lags" he'd experience playing games at 1366x768 with everything turned up to high. To this day I regard Irish people with the same contempt that the American right reserves for black people.

...

Depends on the model. If it's a sleekbook you're good. If it's a pavilion dv6 you're fucked. Everything else is a mixed bag, just as it is with every other manufacturer. The DV6 is the laptop responsible for giving HP their terrible reputation.

Its a ba027ng
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>ULV Bristol Ridge
Should be fine as long as you're not too rough with it.

Been looking for something to replace my aging ULV Trinity laptop, how's the performance of that thing? Tried any games?

Performance in games is pretty decent.
The R7 m440 has slightly more performance than the desktop R7 240.

Both me and my sisters macbook died around the same time in early 2009 for no reason, apple store said it was both because of being spilled on but that was straight bullshit I was literally using my macbook when it died it just randomly turned off and that was it. After I noticed my iphones all died about 2 years after purchase I realized not to trust shitty apple crap anymore

It's not bait if it's true

>working "perfectly"
Yeah, right.

They have an Athens, too. Jesus.

>not using the Cloud

>Mac nerds will defend this.
>
>>tfw you have a 2009 HP EliteBook 2730p working perfectly
>>tfw you have a 2006 Dell Inspiron 640m working perfectly
>>tfw you have a 2011 Dell Latitude E6320 working perfectly
>
>Why are macs so shit?
Macs became shit when they switched to Intel CPUs and chiclet keyboards. I still have a 2004 powerbook G4 running lubuntu ppc and it's as solid as the day I bought it. I had to replace the battery a couple years ago but that's it

youtu.be/Emr1-4FXrqc

I'm not really interested in macbooks but how are their desktops?

Are there any nudes?

Where was he from? The bastit could have been from Dublin, and they're more English than the Islamic Republic of Britain.

3/10.

What the fuck actually

It's a joke

its hilarious

women are funny, get over it

youtube.com/watch?v=C5s734XsnRA

As well as Paris

Are you sure? I've skipped through a couple of dozen videos from her already and either she is a troll with a trollface made out of stone or she is really that dumb..

I've seen some shit already. Before the iPod people also could not grasp the concept of having something other than "Windows". People actually are that stupid, not every stupid person shows itself on the internet though!

I don't remember which models, but some MacBooks have hardware problems that are unrelated to spilling liquid on the laptop. Liquid damage us still the number one side of death, but it can't be attributed to all deaths.

Yes. She's acting.

In the how to fix your phone video at 1:08 she holds back laughter.

youtu.be/Emr1-4FXrqc?t=1m8s

I really do think her videos are funny.

>tfw Elitebook 2540p
I'm convinced they are the GOAT business laptops, followed by latitudes. They make Thinkpads feel cheap and gimmicky. I just wish they had the middle click scroll button.

>Work Helpdesk for clothing company
>Guy asks me to help him with his external drive
>Has been plugging and unplugging it, hoping it would 'catch'
>Open it up, hoping by some rare case it was the enclosure
>Nope, in fact you can hear the heads being stuck
>Apparently has all his irreplaceable family photos and shit
>Tell him if he has any hope recovery his files, he needs to stop man-handling the drive and take it to a third-party recovery company
>Next day, proceeds to tell me he's opened it and tried to fix it himself
>After explicitly telling him not to

You've never seen people act like idiots before?

Castlebar, Co. Mayo. I had the misfortune of living with him and a few other examples of why that island should just sink into the sea.

Both my parents are lawyers and I'd never buy a mac lol.
Lenovo flex 14 works so fucking good and its so thin. Idk how they can afford to make those.

Good luck, toots. Nothing in St. Pete but old folks, shitty condos and huge ass bugs. Why you'd pick Eckerd is the real mystery here. Throw the mac in that nearby mosquito swamp.

TRIGGERED

> Since 1973, Eckerd College has set aside pet-friendly housing for students wishing to bring small animals to campus. Every spring, a separate graduation ceremony is held for outgoing pets, complete with "diplomas" presented by the president.

Small wonder it's full of Mac users

underage b&

As if you don't still live with your parents

No performance problems, except for windows fucking up with permanent 100% HDD load.
But that was fixed after a fresh install.
Less demanding games runs great and a lot of demanding games also run well after some tweaks.
Got Far cry blood dragon and DOOM to run at 60fps most of the time.