/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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First for Jack Ma

>(they do)
lmao

Any way to buy OnePlus 3 A3003 (that's the EU version specifically) for 400$?

AliExpress only has them for 540$ while Chinese versions are 400$. I'd get the Chinese one, but that would mean missing out on Band-20 of LTE, and I don't want that.

>
haha I knew senfers were just a meme

Did anyone here already get a xiaomi redmi 4 prime? Do you like it?

oneplus.net/hk/oneplus-3

OnePlus discontinued OnePlus 3 in favor of OnePlus 3T (which is 440$). It's out of stock everywhere and won't return.
Also, I doubt they ship worldwide.

if paying $100 more for a phone is a dealbreaker for you just get a $200 chinkphone instead and save even more money

What about the 3 pro?

Oh fuck off.

why do you want it? it has garbage pentile screen

Cheap gamepad with joystick

aliexpress.com/store/product/Wireless-Bluetooth-Gamepad-VR-Remote-Mini-Bluetooth-Game-Controller-Joystick-For-IPhone-IOS-Xiaomi-Android-Gamepad/1047859_32702183197.html?

>pentile screen
on one hand I'm surprised this meme is still alive, on the other hand I couldn't care less.
Is it at least 1080p and IPS/AMOLED? I'll take it, the rest doesn't really matter.

But you can try suggesting an alternative for 400$ or, preferably, less.
I'd get Mi5s, but it has shit ROM support and it won't change for quite a while. And MIUI sucks major dick, I can't take any more of its shit.

why not just buy the 3T then

Because 400$ is already a lot, and whatever chinks will end up charging for 3T during first few months after release is not worth it.

Is this the end for Comfy Tech Reviews? What else is he going to do without his Bmeme-800 photon powah videos? RIP, unsubbed

My belt buckle just fell apart. Are these any good? Are they really solid brass? I've seen similar ones for much cheaper, but they don't have "Solid Brass" written on the back and look far less like they're brass.
aliexpress.com/item/100/32408415092.html

wtf I hate Comfy now

just recieved this aliexpress.com/item//32729947601.html what he doesn't tell you is that mic and ground is swapped so it is useless for me
also, does legit xml-T6 have undervoltege protection or does it just expect battery to have own protection circuit?

What's a good mosquito zapper? I'm looking for a racket type one and a passive one that you just leave in the room

I've tried about 5 different raquet types ones. There isnt much difference between them, they all work fine and have almost the same design.

the only thing noteworthy is the rechargeable ones are more convenient than the ones that use batteries but come with a thicker handle and are slightly heavier.

for the passive one i will only recommend to get one that can come apart and be cleaned easily because it will mostly kill other insects besides mosquitoes

this is the one i am currently using

amazon.com/Zap-Bug-Zapper-Rechargeable-Super-Bright/dp/B01JBU4WE4/

however i did not buy it from amazon, i got it locally for about a quarter of the price so it is likely a chinese knockoff

at my work we have one of those wall mounted ones with the big UV bulbs.
I find that it works much better than the little lantern style ones but it does start looking quite nasty if not cleaned

can i get a jack ma cardboard cutout or jack ma sexdoll?

No, but you can get a Jack Ma flask
aliexpress.com/item/SexGod/32658113277.html?

that's corny as fuck

What's wrong? There's no enamel or anything, it's pretty subtle.

>subtle
huge golden belt buckle
🤢

it speaks "I'm just a normal person but want to look like some chinese mafia bad guy without actually being one". Also, it's golden.

I know Xiaomi and Heizu are the go-to brands, but has anyone ever owned an OUKITEL phone, or had any experience with one? Battery life is a big selling point for me, so their 10,000mAh phones have caught my attention.

Well, do you know of any other chink solid brass belt buckles that you think look better?

check the fucking wiki

>subtle
make sure to wear it with your ill fitting black polyester suit you got "custom tailored" in Hong Kong
a black shirt, red shiny tie, and black "leather" shoes with a square toebox
oh and don't forget your fedora
you'll look classy as fuck

No, but that doesn't excuse buying that cheesy shit.

You know what, who the fuck cares. Buy it, don't listen to shitters putting you down. Sport that shit like the bad motherfucker you (hopefully) are.

Go buy an Elephone S7

Buy the one with spikes/bolts

Fuck off shill

I did, I was asking for anecdotal experiences.

aliexpress.com/item/Men-s-leisure-pure-Brass-Belt-buckle-plate-buckle-belt-buckle-buckle-simple-smooth-business-3/32654321381.html

aliexpress.com/item/Solid-Brass-Smooth-Face-Belt-buckle/32719808312.html?

aliexpress.com/item/Solid-Brass-simple-Dragon-Embossed-Belt-buckle/32721375017.html?

Don't

Get your Chinkphone from the list of trusted manufacturers:

XiaoMeme
Huawei
ZTE Axon 7
Oppo (2 Dacs)
Vivo (3 Dacs and an excellent camera in one phone
Lenovo Zuk Z2
Elephone S7
OP3 (Terrible customer service though)
Meizu (?)
LeTV (?)

The first one looks really solid, I would have liked to have some sorta image on it though.

>OP3 (Terrible customer service though)
Really? I hardbricked my phone, and the customer service was really helpful. They managed to fix it remotely through a virtual machine I set up, and even the lowest level customer support agents knew what things like ADB and Recovery was.

take it to a local jeweler and let them etch it 🤠

but simplicity is elegance. the best dressed people are the least gaudy

>The Only OPO Customer Service centre closed in my country without any heads-up
>Their facebook became non-responsive.
>Their call hotline is down.
>Automated Responses

Honestly, I get better service from Oppo/ZTE/Huawei

It has been about 20 days since I put in a batch of orders and every day I'm getting one or two package. This is so exciting.

just get a custom printed mousepad or silk screen of jack ma

feels good man

the best feel

How do I protect these, would electric tape be enough?

electrical tape or heatshrink

Should I get these?
world.taobao.com/item/534500171419.htm?fromSite=main&spm=a312a.7700824.w4002-10833055111.80.KJeMle

world.taobao.com/item/537526227473.htm?fromSite=main&spm=a312a.7700824.w4002-10833055111.113.g50mxX

world.taobao.com/item/539583802047.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.ZIFOOn#detail

world.taobao.com/item/539585557401.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.ZIFOOn#detail

world.taobao.com/item/536042900953.htm?fromSite=main&spm=a312a.7700824.w4002-10833055111.50.KJeMle

world.taobao.com/item/45699182019.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.HTADpE#detail

world.taobao.com/item/522173323987.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.pVaQTN#detail

What chink shit tv boxes are worth it? I know the xiaomeme one is supposedly great but are there any others?

install gentoo

electric tape is messy, you could probably try heatshrink or epoxy resin

Will Trump ban chink shit from coming to the US?

Pentile is never 1080p it is 1080i

aliexpress.com/item/TVPAD2-M233-upgrade-version-3-80-network-HD-player-country-Cantonese-Korean-Preinstalled-hongkong-Channels-MP/1295702273.html?spm=2114.40010608.4.20.udZsv7

>tfw you have some orders you're excited to get but they won't arrive for another 2-3 weeks

Ppbox, LeTV & Huawei MediaQ

Edgy $0.06 microUSB cable arrived.
And yes it passes 2A test.

Are there any chink tablets that would be good for drawing on? Preferably android.

What are you guys waiting on?
>Custom silk poster
>JBL pulse knockoff Bluetooth Speaker
>Shower Bluetooth speaker
>Charcoal Toothbrushes
>Aircraft masturbation cup
>Aukey micro usb 5 pack
>Rock Zircons
>Eiaosi X6 (to see if it is actually a meme)
>KZ ED7
>Awei Es Q9 (cheap wood iem that supposedly sounds ok)

A battery cover for my Mi5 and some USB-C adapters

You'll look like a faggot wearing a belt buckle like that.

100 fidget cubes

I'm gonna resell them and make a fortune

Huion H610 Pro
Cube iWork11 Stylus
Wacom Intous Photo Pen and Touch
Ugee-HK1060

Should've waited, they'll probably be like 99 cents in a few months

Bluetooth sports earphones senpai?

Something that 100% won't fall out/off.

>DZAT DF-10s
>Cheapass Ushanka
>Leather Jacket
>Cheap Shirts X 3
>Tracksuit set
>Batman 'statue'
>Cheap ZHL Model Kit

All from reputable Taobao sources

So I submitted a ticket to try and get a refund on my shipping when they went DHL instead of EMS.

Instead of a refund I'm getting 150 points "on you".

Thanks, GB.

>Pleated skirt
>Oversized cardigan
>Chiaki hoodie
>Xiaomi Hybrids

Bluedio
Kz HDSE

By the way, you do know that the Awei Q9 is all bass and nothing more, rite?

Why shouldn't I buy this USB powered condenser microphone?
Why?
Huh?
WHY?

...

It sounds shit, buy bm800 meme

I mean look at it, it's a condenser microphone and built-in USB phantom power IN ONE PACKAGE.

This is a genius product right there, it probably even sounds better than a blue yeti.

Yeah but it's only 2 bucks

Because you have no friends to talk to.

It's for singing.

KZ ZST is 10$ cheaper on Gearbest. Should I assume that it's fake?

Sounds worse than BM-800, even Lord God Podcastage thinks so. If you're a musician you're one of the rare cases where you need a proper XLR powered microphone with full phantom power and an audio interface otherwise your recordings will sound flat. Invest in BM-800 and phantom power or used audio interface.

youtube.com/watch?v=1-8TJtZr2pU

What about sf 920?

BM 800 looks really bulky.

Sounds worse than BM-800 again, listen to comparisons on YouTube. If you're serious about recording your singing invest a little in yourself and get proper equipment.

On a tight budget BM-700/800/8000 + phantom power is the best sounding solution for full warm capturing of your singing voice UNLESS you can find something used.

What is that even? Doesn't quite look like enough hardware to be an audio card, unless there's a huge if on the bottom.

Anyway, if you do resin, you'll need to do it in a vacuum, otherwise it won't be clear. I think bag and hand pump should be enough, but you'll have to finish it afterwards if you go that route.

>coworker has xiaomi redmeme 3s
>network is just fine

THERE'S HOPE FOR THE CHINKPHONE I ORDERED. FUCK YES

Okay, thanks a lot for the pro tips.

I guess I'll get BM 800 after all.

also lmaoing @ those chinese focusrite scarlett clones that cost more / as much as a genuine focusrite scarlett.

Ok guys i found a pretty sweet daniel wellington fake on ali, it has the actual logo and all but it's $18. Should i keep looking or is that the normal price?

$5 is the normal price. and even those that don't show logos have them, you can ask the seller for photos if you want to be sure

gaddamit, I've already fapped today

Anyone with a gold RN3P? How is it when you cover it with a cheap jelly case? The gray is $5 more so I'm thinking of getting a gold and covering it up.

I have this, sounds bretty good but can't compare to other mics. You might get noise from your USB connection though, which was fixed for me by using a usb power adapter I got with my phone. A sound card will make it even better. I havent got any (noticable) noise. Even eithout noisefilters etc.

The case will cost more. And cases are gay, what is 5$ on a already amazingly priced phone.

Daily reminder not to buy chink tablets or phones because they won't last a year.

Looking for a phone to replace my broken Nexus 5. I am in Hong Kong right now so i don't really have to worry about import tax and such, so i am considering buying the "Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 64gb" any better ideas?

Yeah he sent me some pictures earlier this morning. The advertised watch doesnt have any logo but he showed me that the ones they ship actually do.

if i use a phone charger to plug the USB port into the mains will it get even better with more powerr

hey /csg/, where to find this stuff?
> boredpanda.com/high-beam-reflective-scary-faces-decals-china/?utm_source=creepy&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=viralagain
I've searched ali, but saw nothing like it

I have one. I use the jelly case. It is fine. You can't really tell it's really golden.

So, how do Aliexpress coupons work? It said I won a coupon but I have nothing.