All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the board.
And he said:
>"Name the best distro in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
Well, user?
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the board.
And he said:
>"Name the best distro in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
Well, user?
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Define best
And we named the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Distro in the World, it was The Best Distro in the World.
Okay.
Ubuntu satanic
>Define best
Dude, it's literally the Devil - I wouldn't argue with Satan.
pic related
>Answer him!
Windows 10.
Equivalent of an exorcism.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one makes two, two and one makes three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred thousand years or so
When the License shines
And the OS doth glow and the Software doth grow.
Take it. I haven't felt anything in 20 years anyway.
Needless to say,
The beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us,
Be you Macfags?
And we said nay,
We are but men,
GENTOO!
dual boot of XP and debian
(debian installed by someone else)
h, ah, ah, oh, wo, a-yo!
This is not the greatest Distro in the world, no.
This is just a tribute!
Couldn't remember the greatest Distro in the world, yeah - no!
This is a tribute!
To the greatest Distro in the world,
Alright!
It was the greatest Distro in the world,
Alright!
Im fine with my soul being taken away
So I might as well go down with a fight.
#define best
>we are but men
>fsck
manjaro
We are but men,
A-AAAAAARCH
A-A-A-A-A--- AAARCH!
Why XP, tho?
Needless to say,
The cishet was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippy tail,
And the cis was done.
He asked us,
Be you women?
And we said nay,
We are but human,
BLACK!
>distro
FreeBSD.
ApartheidOS
Windows of course!
Windows 10
Debian.
Great for servers, the most stable linux distribution. Great for desktops, most packages out of any distribution, package manager is good. Any DE/WM works on it. Most third party applications have .deb packages. And most of all, a helpful and active community (in addition to wiki and forums, #debian on freenode has thousands of users).
Three different repos so you can get exactly what you want. You can have a stable system or you can have a bleeding edge distro.
Debian has a choice of several kernels and you can even run it on a FreeBSD kernel and it runs on the raspi.
Another bonus, the development team is organized into a company with quality control and a hierarchy. They also have a security team auditing packages and providing updates.
If you install Debian stable you know your system will just work and anything you install from the stable repo won't break the system.
Oh yeah, most derivatives, for a reason: {U,Edu,Ku,Xu,*}buntu, Mint, and others.
Solus
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TempleOS
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the devil confirmed for being a faggot
if you were being serious with the song you would have said ubuntu, because its not the greatest distro in the world,,, its just a tribute
gNewSense
I'll just leave this here...
wiki.debian.org
/thread
fpbp
>zombie processes
>daemons
>killing processes
>purging softwares
too spooky
Windows 10 is probably the "best" for numerous reasons.
You don't pour that much money into something and get shit.
Even Windows 10 phone OS is really substantially better than competitors. Shame about the apps.
this tb.h my nigga
>he can't type tbh
>He can't white text
>o rly
windows 98
Manjaro
that is not the greatest distro in the world.
that is just a tribute.
Solus!