Webcam blinks on for half a second

>webcam blinks on for half a second

Cool, now the NSA has an up close picture of my ballsack

Enter password on a desktop browser;

>OTP phone suddenly shuts down.

>things that never happened: The Thread

things that never happened thread?

>microphone turns off then back on during conversation

>not physically disconnecting your webcam and microphone

>webcam
ok

>disable webcam driver
>later webcam blinks on for half a second

>Not disconnecting your webcam and mic from the computer
>Having a webcam

>not cementing your USB ports so the NSA can't reconnect the webcam in your sleep

>unplug webcam
>look away
>look back
>webcam is plugged in

>Mouse icon moves on its own and you didn't accidentally brush into your mouse

I'm thinking about starting a company that creates high quality stickers that can be attached and removed from plastic/metal multiple times, to go over your webcam where, if somebody were to turn it on, the resulting image would be an up close picture of a large, erect penis.

We could then expand into producing attachments that go over the webcam and would play videos of the inside of a slaughterhouse or 2 girls 1 cup.

>webcam blinks on for half a second
>don't give a shit because I cover it with masking tape whenever I'm not doing conference calls

>cmd blinks for half a second

>cmd is missing from accessories

>run cmd.exe no UAC prompt

>screen turns off or flashes pink for a second

>unencrypted voice activated smart TV

>wireless connection only (wired/bluetooth greyed out)

>bluetooth (galaxyJ wants to connect with you)

in b4 w10 and lake backdoor

>disable safebrowsing and reports
>crash dump
>improve our service

>internet starts hanging and dropping every ten minutes
>this has been going on for about a week
>no bills due or anything
>type "I know you're watching me." into the omnibox without actually pressing enter
>internet suddenly goes back to normal with no problems immediately

how do I disconnect microphone on a thinkpad? stab it with a pin?

>disable router wifi
>hard switch off
>turn on
>wifi turns on- off

>using technology
>ever
it's like you're TRYING to be spied on

>computer screen blinks for half a second
>turn it off
>it turns back on
>gentoo was installed

gotta take apart the display panel and physically remove them

>hearing noises through my monitor speakers despite muting them ages ago
>close all tabs and log off
>it stopped

>receive unsolicited mile rewards SOA tied to your credit card

>middle of the night
>computer hdd clicks
>exits sleep
>goes back to sleep
>mfw

>unplug webcam
>remove all electricity
>webcam blinks on for half a second

> sleeping last night
> windows 10 desktop for gayming turns on when I lay down to sleep
THEY'RE WATCHING ME

>call cleaning service
>house cleaned
>cleaning service disappears

>download a soros 60 minutes interview to my tablet
>it breaks shortly after

>type a command in linux
>press enter
>nothing is printed

Another things that never happened thread?

>use facebook
>decide to log in on my phone
>happen to also have instagram installed
>only use a throwaway instagram account to follow females who happen to be a little younger than me
>somehow by having both on your phone, facebook automatically associates the two accounts
>click the search bar and people I know start showing up
>decide to make my account private
>someone I went to school with sends a request

>move across the country
>new computer
>create throwaway tweeter account
>suggestions to follow show up
>my primary account is listed

>finally figure out how to install gentoo
>just finished compiling the kernel
>check the running processes with htop
>Snowman is running, wtf?
>tfw the kernel decompiled itself just after it compiled
>tfw I will never have gentoo.

You sure they didn't use your phone number or email to locate you

>shut down my Facebook account
>delete, not deactivate
>stays dead for about 3 years
>create a new one for throwaway purposes under a fake name
>'People You May Know' tab suggests all of my old friends from my first Facebook page, even some people who didn't have profiles back then

I used an email that no one knows about, phone number is more plausible but it's still weird that I could see all of my facebook friends on instagram

can confirm
my stalking accounts always do this

>follow females who happen to be a little younger than me
:^)

>never had a facebook account
>face recognition from xgfs and mothers fb

>charge phone on a wall socket
>usb media connected

>charge phone on a surge outlet
>application unpacked symbol
>usb transfer in progress

>you start using the webcam but the light doesnt turn on

>SSH into vps
>Last login: earlier this week from unknown IP

>command prompt pops up for a fraction of a second

>turn on WiFi filtering so its only my phone that can connect
>WiFi symbol on router still blinks
HELP

>mouse moves on its own and starts typing in paypal.com in browser

Never pulled a cord so fast in my life. Don't know how it happened since I was running Linux and hadn't set up VNC or anything like that

Birthday soon.
When?
End of the month.
When exactly?

No joke I had the spookiest thing happen.

So i was busy failing no fap November on Pornhub and all of sudden I got one of those clear scam popups came out of fucking nowhere I didn't even have anything else open and I don't get stuff like that there and my mouse cursor started moving on its own.

I checked to make sure I wasn't bumping into it.

I thought well maybe its just a clever gif or whatever but no it was the actual cursor.

I guess on the bright side I didn't actually fail depending on how strict you play.

But what the fuck was that? How does that happen?

i don't think a web cam would be able to focus on something that close to it

>only use a throwaway instagram account to follow females who happen to be a little younger than me

The Neon Demon is fucking Kino.

>Webcam blinks when I turn it on
>Stop using it after a while
>Put it away in storage
>Activities continue as normal.
>Proceed to sleep and wake up the next day
>Come to find the webcam's perminently affixed to the monitor frame
>Notice a strange blonde wig upon it, don't mind it so much
>Can't rid of it because it's the best setup I've got going
The webcam seems to be blinking a lot more frequently now, even when I awake at night it remains blinking. Pretty sure it's nothing to worry about though. My electric bill and power stats haven't shown any excess of use in the device.

>screen turns off from inactivity
>leave the room for a few minutes
>come back and the screen is back on

why does this happen

>forget i left puush open
>gpu temp through the roof
>close program
>gpu temp drops
>room temp drops 10 degrees

>UEFI boots in chinese

>speakers get used as makeshift mics that map out my house.

Wasn't there already something that could do that? Manycam or something?

>he doesnt want cuties to see his dick
>being this gay

what the fuck does that even mean

i think u got som sort of demonic satan entity fucking with ur webcam senpai

>^

...

fug, that's gay. hopefully disabling it in bios will be enough

I disabled mine but the webcam light always flashes when it boots so there's really no telling how much control it has

>cpu usage goes up to 100% and fans ramp up
>no programs open besides inanet

This is the only one in the thread that has happened to me! When I first made my Facebook. I hadn't even put my school or anything. It suggested people I knew, almost in order of who I knew best in real life

>taking a photo of a girl in public
>shutter sound goes off

if you don't wanna pull it apart you can disable it in the BIOS

though i wouldnt be surprised if theres a backdoor to turn it on regardless of BIOS setting

>click on every ad on pornhub
>download things from pop ups
>install temple OS
>inject virus.dll into system32

"G-guys! Someone's watching me!!"

>Download program setup
>Click it
>Terminal pops up for a split second, closes, then nothing happens

it was done that way to stop creeps like you

Is there anyway to see if your being spied on? My childhood best friend recently died, he was a high ranking military officer. The military says it was suicide but i dought it. Right after fore he died he spammed my facebook about how he needs to talk to me about something but I never check it so I didn't even know till weeks after his death.

>Put PC to sleep
>Wake up the next day
>It's on
>Wake Event: Unknown
>Happens every day now

What does this? I had this problem every day for a year with Windows 10 Pro but I changed over to Windows 10 LTSB N and it didn't happen at all for 6+ months but now started this week.

was your ethernet cable plugged in?
I think it can trigger a boot

Already tried without, and disabled all options in the OS to allow anything but my power button to wake from sleep

>watch porn on my phone
>ads
>receive a text saying that I've subscribed to drool.tv for 4 pounds a month

It actually happened :^)

>taking a photo of a girl in public
>forget that flash is on

Sometimes you just get a little horny and ay with your dick. Since you probably didn't orgasm I wouldn't say you failed yet though.

"Sorry I thought you were a cebebrity"

>browsing shit cracking forum I found through a Google search
>page turns black and message pops up
"Oh we see you are running an Ad blocker plugin, in order to continue using our site and to support us, please turn off your Ad blocker plugin"
>fuck off
>fine. just this one time.
>exclude domain from AdBlock and refresh
>get the information I need, time to close tab
>get bombed with an infinite loop of tabs
>oh you fucked up now
>one week later
>forum gets cloudflare integration
kek

"oh is that so and which one might that be ?"

This image gets me everytime.

Every single face.

Is this the thread where we say something that never happened but pretend it did?

If I do Windows 10's "reset this system and remove all programs" or whatever would that get everything?

>3am
>wake up to fap
>disc begins to spin up before I get to my desk

>hard drive randomly spins up while idle

Tom Selleck

WHO IS TRUSTEDINSTALLER AND HOW DID THEY TAKE ALL THE POWER?

>Get bored of fapping normally
>Decides to suck my own dick
>Works alright but I can't bend over enough to get any pleasure from it plus I can't breath when I'm bent over that far
>Show up to school the next week
>friends made a league team called user does auto-fellatio

same happened to me even though i don't even have any facebook apps installed.. must be either phone number or email

yeah they create 'ghost accounts' for people who aren't on facebook but are on pictures or otherwise referenced

>watching some nasty ass porn
>browser crashes
>accidentally send them a report

It's because they installed it on their phone, and gave it access to your name and number through their contacts. Scary how much they can know about you by way of other people giving up your info, huh?

>at my pc
>circuit breaker trips
>well fuck
>go to reset it
>it immediately trips again
>hear knocking in the other room even though i'm alone in my apartment
>check
>nothing
>reset it again
>knock knock

ITT: BUGS
Like actual insects. Roaches and ants bridging circuits and tripping sensors.
Clean up fucking slobs.

Just put tape over it....

>roach inside my PC somehow routes power from my battery at the right voltage and amperage to turn my webcam and LED on.

NSA please go.

>tfw getting connection errors trying to post this comment
>tfw the NSA knows I'm on to them and trying to actively silence me.
pls stop

no

How'd you figure bugs would manage to do something like that? Doesn't sound likely at all.

>ethernet lights are blinking
>no cable is plugged in