Give me ONE (1) reason to not buy this

Give me ONE (1) reason to not buy this.

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No if you're retarded enough to buy it now, it's your own punishment

There's too many to fit in a single post.

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Expensive

Because you can install OS X on superior hardware for half the price, fuckface.

But then I wouldn't have a Mac.

Do you have any idea how big a status symbol that is at my local cafe?

>some.kind.o.a.movie.1080p.DTS
Nigga, this Apple shit will fucking find you and sue you if you torrent a fucking bit of a taylor swift song about "muh bf"

Don't

Theres a lot of dongles that you need with it and if it cost 3000+$ it's not worf it bud i wish it was.:(

it's inferior to the 2015 model

>5 million dongles
>specs of a chromebook on steroids
is there one reason we should buy this?

>>specs of a chromebook on steroids
I can't breathe

> Horny College Co-Ed Gang Bang
> TRANSMISSION [================== ] 3 min remaining

>Johnson, what the hell are you downloading? You're fired!

F1

>macbook
The only book you need, is "The Good Book". God frowns upon homosinuality.

That's a concept image.

Apple has stated that the cuckbar can NOT be used to display info. It has to be an extension for the keyboard. It's only allowed to display additional buttons like smileys and shit.

>how to kill a tree from within.jpg

what, why would they do that?

honestly if it wasn't for the loss of the F1-F12 keys i would want that bar thing on my laptop as well, because it'd be useful

I'd say "you are heterosexual", but you clearly aren't.

Retarded arrow keys.

>Dual core
I can't install gentoo on this

I'm guessing contextual function keys/emojimemes depending on whatever application you're using

Seriously? There goes the only reason someone might actually buy it.

10 hour battery life advertised, 5-6 hour battery life actual.

2012 model still can do all the shit you want.

Source or you're lying.

Walk into a store and look for yourself. It doesn't do anything except look pretty.

i see, well so it's basically always the F1-F12 keys with custom icons then. and no physical button feedback...

i'd have preferred it to be whatever the programmers want it to be though. kinda wondering what the syntax is now, how do you set those icons exactly?

What? You get no F1 to F12 whatsoever.

I always like it when people bring in their macs for repairs. I get nosey and start going go trough their stuff to find noods and loods but all I end up finding is over 500GBs worth of pirated blu-ray rips and FLACs. I thought these chuckle fucks were rich.

how about this, kek

80% of today's movies are absolutely fucking garbage, so it isn't so surprising

>no escape key

It's pretty symbolic actually

I got the non-touchbar one. Been wondering if I should return it for the TB version but I haven't once needed more than two ports at once, and nothing I've read about the TB makes me want it. It's a great laptop.

wait... do they actually call it the "four thunderbolt 3" model?

You: "Oooohh shiny gimmick gimme gimme!"

ITS A FUCKING MAC BOOK WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU BUY THAT PIECE OF SHIT?!?!?!?!

mate buy it if you want. I work in an industry (live audio/visual) and is (once rightly) 99% dominated by macbooks, even with the very obvious direction apple is taking in regards to it's obvious disdain of actual professionals it'll still be an industry 90% dominated by macbooks in a decade because the linux software just isn't there for people to transfer.

People buy what they convince themselves they should buy.

>dual core
>soldered ram
>proprietary ssd
>shit keyboard
>can't use wifi and usb simultaneously
>no card reader
>two of the ports have less lanes
>donglez

you don't need it

ayylmao

wow

COURAGE
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Not as powerful as the alternative but if you're able to cope with that just do it faggot

Also I'd rather get the previous model.

MACTODDLERS

KUCKED

AGAIN

Why is Apple such a fucking joke?

Shit is underpowered yo spend your money on a MacBook or if you need moar powar go for a Razer Blade.

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YOU

CANT

MAKE

THIS

SHIT

UP

Too much shit is soldered together, so it's not really reliable.

This is what your wasting your $2000+ on.

There's like nothing in it.

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>soldered EVERYTHING
ayylmao

Why is the touchpad so huge?

This goes directly to my shitposting folder
Thank you so much

Have another.

>this is the future of Apple pro line
Thank you dude

Gott im Himmel

I am at that stage in my life where I can afford an expensive high end Computer and this is what Apple is bringing out. I am dissapointed.

holy shit are they fucking serious

It does feel like crap. A year ago I considered it, but I couldn't afford it. I'm closer to that and now I can see that it's not a good idea at all. But I want that goddamn trackpad.

>Le Happy Crying Man not next to A-Ok Sign

1 job

at least it has nice boobs

Really makes you ponder.

A professional laptop for shitposting professionals

the next one will be much better

>Give me ONE (1) reason to not buy this.
>to not

Shouldn't it be "not to"? Would like an English speaker to explain.

can i install linux on it ?

You're poor.

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Yes it should. OP spent his English classes sucking dick.

You're cripplingly poor. That'd be the only valid reason.

yes

>Tranmission
No way it supports that feature yet. They only release once every thousand years.

The OLED is a gimmick, but the lack of USB A/B is absolutely retarded.

Other than that i'm sure its a great machine. I love my '12MBP

If you can comfortably throw away $2000-3000 and don't have to do any real work, and don't mind the shallow keyboard, non-upgradability or poor thermal design then there is no reason not to get the new MBP. If you don't mind your wifi failing to work with USB3 products plugged in, go for it. If you don't mind paying 3k to be a guinea pig for Apple's new "features" go for it my man!

Otherwise, I'd recommend upgrading or building a desktop with some great components and a nice display, keyboard, and mouse for the money. The novelty of laptops wears off fast and then you realize you're left with an expensive item that isn't really oriented to intensive workloads or gaming. I speak from experience as someone using a 2014 rMBP. While I like it, if I had to do it all over again, I'd have gotten myself a nice used/refurb T430 and used the money saved to upgrade to a Core i7 desktop processor and a GTX 1080.

that's fuckin awesome

Ayy LMAO! This is just Apple's genius at work.

Would he need a computer for games though

Consider that he might need a laptop. Just a much cheaper one, probably. Honestly though I'd love to get a laptop that's powerful enough to handle anything that's not games + has decent pixel density so I can actually fucking read on the screen.

There aren't any viable competitors OP. XPS13/15 is shit, Asus's macbook chinkbooks are shit, what's your other option the fucking Razor Blade? Nothing in the modern thinkpad line is worth a damn anymore.

The only thing that comes close is the Chromebook Pixel 2 and even then you're giving up a lot.

Ports.

>typed on my late '13 rMBP 15"

>still using legacy ports
I bet you still wish laptops shipped with firewire and parallel port

>no eggplant
>no peach

If you aren't fucking anyone then why did you get an apple product?

Keyboard sux.
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i tried typing on it. the keyboard is actually not that bad. it's noticeably better than the macbook keyboard. there's a satisfying little "click" with each key press. If the keys had more travel it would be an amazing keyboard.

fucking kek

this is the real reason why I'll never buy a mac again.

I'm still using a 2011 model but with a 1Tb SSD and 16Gb of RAM. I wish I could change the video card.

Now these new models solder everything. Apple really doesn't want you to do anything to their computers. They rather would have you buy a new model.

>I did have to replace the graphics card (for free) but I still get issues with the screen fucking up and computer freezing when I connect to an external display.

no fucking way

>applel

kek

ayy

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>t. mactoddler

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