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aliexpress.com/item/Men-s-Leather-Strap-Military-Watch-clock-men-Polar-Sport-Watches-Relogio-Relojes-Montre-militaire-Orologi/32377612926.html?s=p&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10037_10054_10059_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10100_10096_10070_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_8&btsid=62812ae4-38d8-40e9-8198-3e206a867d8b
aliexpress.com/item/Kryptek-mandrake-black-typhon-nomad-camouflage-military-tactical-ACU-Airsoft-combat-uniform-shirts-pants/32618512090.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.siPoxP
aliexpress.com/item/Parnis-43mm-power-reserve-black-dial-seagull-movement-date-deployant-clasp-Automatic-movement-Men-s-watch/32632445626.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.ZIM7O2&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10096_10070_10100_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_6&btsid=b38a4cc8-1e8b-439d-8395-d1860007374c
chrono24.com/en/audemarspiguet/ap-royal-oak-41-stainless-steel-black-dial--id4077608.htm
aliexpress.com/item/120mmFan/32702111968.html?
aliexpress.com/item/high-quality-vintage-ceramic-knife-set-3-4-5-6-inch-Kitchen-Knives-with-red-flower/32606991101.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.160.TuNm4a&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10096_10070_10100_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_6&btsid=89300f59-8d9f-4e63-b632-0abb6552ecaf
aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Kitchen-Ceramic-Knife-set-3-4-5-6-inch-White-Blade-Paring-Fruit-Vege/32392478373.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.31.TuNm4a&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10096_10070_10100_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_6&btsid=89300f59-8d9f-4e63-b632-0abb6552ecaf
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gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_308842.html
gearbest.com/wall-stickers/pp_425267.html
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So friends, I want some input/advice. I found a watch today on Ali that I liked the style of. The feedback is good (although not much feedback). The problem is, I can tell from the pics that the logo and text on the face is photo shopped on there. I messaged the seller asking if the watch was actually a replica with the original company's logo on the face. Get told "No ONLY our logo is on there, [not the swiss company's logo of whose watch their ripping off]. I asked for pics of how the watch is when its shipped and they sent this. Which if you look at the ad, it doesn't add up.

I want the watch as long as it doesn't have their shitty brand/logo on the face. I want the dial to be either sterile or to just be a replica (with the swiss company's logo on there). The seller wont say because obviously that's illegal.
Do you think the watch is actually a replica and seller is just scared to say? Or do you think I will get a chink branded watch if I buy? Note, the pic they sent me claims the watch is "AUTOMATIC", and "SWISS MADE", when in reality the listing says its a Japanese quartz movement.
Which logo do you all think is actually on the watch that ships? Should I take the chance?

aliexpress.com/item/Men-s-Leather-Strap-Military-Watch-clock-men-Polar-Sport-Watches-Relogio-Relojes-Montre-militaire-Orologi/32377612926.html?s=p&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10037_10054_10059_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10100_10096_10070_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_8&btsid=62812ae4-38d8-40e9-8198-3e206a867d8b


Pic related is the sketchy pic that was sent to me in chat.

Aaaand I forgot the pic.

My Kryptek Jacket and pants are being held up by customs.
aliexpress.com/item/Kryptek-mandrake-black-typhon-nomad-camouflage-military-tactical-ACU-Airsoft-combat-uniform-shirts-pants/32618512090.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.siPoxP

Seagull/Perpetuals/Hangzhous/Beijings
All of which make reliable movements

Its probably a replica. The chinks wouldn't go through that much effort to hide it if it was an original logo.

You could try this one out
aliexpress.com/item/Parnis-43mm-power-reserve-black-dial-seagull-movement-date-deployant-clasp-Automatic-movement-Men-s-watch/32632445626.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.ZIM7O2&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10096_10070_10100_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_6&btsid=b38a4cc8-1e8b-439d-8395-d1860007374c

If I am not mistaken, they use the same movement as the Seagull

Whatcha buyin it for user?
I'm always curious when people get tacticool stuff, if they're airsoft players, or if there are other reasons to own such things.

I'm not concerned if it's a reliable movement though, just with what's written on the dial. I don't want their shitty logo on there. chrono24.com/en/audemarspiguet/ap-royal-oak-41-stainless-steel-black-dial--id4077608.htm

My only concern was that maybe it's an old photo that they initially got sent to them from the factory they sourced them from? Idk, it may sound stupid but I REALLY don't want a DIDUN branded watch lol. Too close to DINDU in my eyes and I simply can't live with that.

What are your shipping times like

Did you ask for more photos of the face?

Yeah, he/she said they could only send more tomorrow. Which is why I'm iffy on if this is actually a photo of the watch they will be shipping to me. I would like the logo in the link below, or no logo at all. chrono24.com/en/audemarspiguet/ap-royal-oak-41-stainless-steel-black-dial--id4077608.htm

>Copo pasto from linko

Shipping time for your reference as below:

1) United States: 7-15 business days to arrive;

2) Europe: 10-25 business days to arrive;

3)Other countries: not more than 15-30 business days to arrive.

If you want faster shipping, you can choose:

1) DHL:5-8 Business days to arrive. Different countries different postage; You need to add $15;

2) EMS:7-15 Business days to arrive. Different countries different postage;You need to add $25.

I already have my Celadon Imperial. The Wife will kill me if I get another Chink watch.

It's called a fake AP royal oak wristwatch

Anyone bought one of these?
aliexpress.com/item/120mmFan/32702111968.html?

i need to make a fume extractor thing for soldering, so i was just gonna add some carbon sponge shit to the other side and connect the fan via a 12 volt wall plug

Well that's what I want, but multiple times the seller has said to me that "it's not a replica, DIDUN logo ONLY", so now I'm weary.

do you guys recommend any cooking knives from aliexpress?

aliexpress.com/item/high-quality-vintage-ceramic-knife-set-3-4-5-6-inch-Kitchen-Knives-with-red-flower/32606991101.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.160.TuNm4a&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10096_10070_10100_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_6&btsid=89300f59-8d9f-4e63-b632-0abb6552ecaf

aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Kitchen-Ceramic-Knife-set-3-4-5-6-inch-White-Blade-Paring-Fruit-Vege/32392478373.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.31.TuNm4a&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10096_10070_10100_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_6&btsid=89300f59-8d9f-4e63-b632-0abb6552ecaf

aliexpress.com/item/SOWELL-Aus-10-damascus-knives-set-7-inch-santoku-5-santoku-utility-4-5-utility-3/32303754618.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.105.TuNm4a&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10096_10070_10100_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_6&btsid=89300f59-8d9f-4e63-b632-0abb6552ecaf

My package just came in but it's currently being disputed do I keep the dispute on?

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Hey FUCKWIT

There are some rules for chink shit:

1. IF IT WILL TOUCH YOUR FOOD DONT BUY IT FROM CHINA

If you didn't have sign for it then obviously

Get a victorinox 8 inch chefs knife from Amazon. Excellent quality for what you pay, will last a long time. Pretty much the best deal out there for a kitchen knife.

Does anyone have a recommendation for a 7+ port USB 3.0 hub? I'm thinking about getting one so I can plug shit into it on my desk and don't have tons of wires going down to my PC. Does anyone have any recommendations? I need something that's USB 3 and cheap.

I came across this one on ebay... any good?

I'm looking into a MicroSD card for my girlfriend's new GoPro. Looking into everything, it seems a UHS-I, U3 card is required for 4K shooting (so a minimum of 30MB/s). I've looked around, and found a 128GB card on banggood for around $65AUD.

banggood.com/Netac-Pro-P500-128GB-UHS-I-U3-Micro-SD-SDXC-Card-TF-Card-For-Cellphone-p-1039764.html?rmmds=search

Does anyone have experience with Netac cards and can offer their opinion? The reviews seem decent, although the only two video reviews I could find on YouTube were in other languages.

She's not planning to shoot in 4K any time soon, since we don't have any 4K monitors or TVs, but it's nice to be prepared for the future, and 128GB should be enough to last her for donkey's years. Thoughts?

>i had this arrive and the thing was formatted to only 15GB ??? pointless ready

>It detects as 5.71GB capacity unformatted card and can't be formatted.

Yeah, I did see them. However, apparently the seller got back in touch with them. As to whether it was ever resolved, I'm not sure, but two negatives out of 17 reviews isn't horrendous. I also looked at the ones on Amazon and they seemed decent enough. I was just curious if anyone else had experience with the brand, or wanted to suggest any others.

Chinkshit waifus when?

You could try Remax

Doesn't ring a bell. Good quality?

Are the AGPtEK and RUIZU basically the same mp3 player?

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I have the same problem.
Will I get chinked if I let this timer reach zero?

Even if you're trying to make authentic Chinese food?

The long shipping times mean the dog will probably be long dead and rotten once it reaches you, plus the problem with customs.

ugreen or nothing. most chink hubs aren't designed properly and will rape your pc/laptop to death

A) your bitter disappointment every dialog you have about your fake watch

B) shanked in an alley by a dindo thinking he's hit the jackpot

Choose your path

Have her shoot the right 4k videos with an actual donkey, and there is your startup biz right there MATE

I see nothing wrong with telling someone my watch is a fake, and that I like the style of the original but can't afford it at the time. One of my first watches many years back was a fake Rolex which was a neat watch to have, and it scratched my itch for a new watch at the time. Also I'm a student, so I shouldn't be spending 20k on a watch. I do however see a problem with people who wear fakes but won't admit their fake in a conversation. I've witnessed this happen and it was unbelievably cringe worthy.

I want to buy some tablets for my friends to use during D&D night since we store our character sheets online.

What are some good chink tablets for that, or some american ones or whatever. Just want something stable, preferably that I can flash something trustworthy on.

there's plenty of nice Seiko and Casio watches that aren't fake though, and work better than fakes and are cheap as fuck

just buy some old nexus 7s

A lot of Windows tablets are cheap as hell now, if you want to go that route. I bought one not too long ago for like $350 from eBay, and I'm kicking myself because like two months later, the next generation came out and blew mine out of the water. Do you specifically want Android ones?

I'd prefer android. I have a surface 4 and surface book and can't stand how windows works on tablets

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Each to their own. There are a lot of cheap Windows-cross-Android tablets on Gearbest that have the new BayTrail mobile CPUs (as opposed to my worse Cherry Trail, I think). They all seem to be much of a muchness, so just find one that's within budget with a screen you want that runs Android. None of them are going to be top-tier quality, and they'll likely all run more or less similar.

>ugreen or nothing. most chink hubs aren't designed properly and will rape your pc/laptop to death
thanks user. but god damn, why are they $55? :(

is there a place I can get the for cheap?

ugreen official store on ali is the only place i'd buy one

you're paying a premium for USB3, for TEN FUCKING PORTS _AND_ it's powered

just get one with 3 or 4 ports, should be more reasonable

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_308842.html

Why are these note 3 pros $130?

Err wait, its the 2GB model, got it.

Did anyone ever try these on Verizon, for science? I saw some leddit thread where people were talking about them working.

>just get one with 3 or 4 ports, should be more reasonable
you're right. 4 ports is a much better deal at like $17.

Have you heard of Mbeat hubs? Are they any good?

I'd like to connect two external HDDs that have USB 3.0 connections and transfer data between them often. I've heard that some USB hubs perform like shit when you have 2 devices sending a lot of data.

Do you know if Ugreen would work well in this scenario?

These mirror wall stickers are tempting, but the pictures are all clearly photoshopped

gearbest.com/wall-stickers/pp_425267.html

>but the pictures are all clearly photoshopped
almost ALL sales/promo material is shopped. but that doesn't mean it works or looks great.

Is it safe to create an account on 17 track app? What are rhe extra settings features you will have access to? Will they abuse your email?

Why does the tracking number I got come from Swiss Post?

I live in Australia.

Did they just bullshit the tracking number, or is there a chinking afoot?

What does it say under destination country?

if performance is key, i'd go with a well established brand and get it off amazon personally

if it wasn't just perfect i'd just return it to amazon for free and try another

ordered 23 sep., tracking stopped updating on 09 oct., contacted aliexpress seller and told me to have patience. shouldn't take this long though, and wtf tracking dead?

So I just bought a Xiaomeme from Gaybest.

What should I do once I get the phone. Does Gaybest put some Chinese malware on it and does it come with the play store pre-installed?

>What should I do once I get the phone.
Put CyanogenMod on it asap. This is valid for any chink phones you buy. If there is no CM for it, you're stupid and you shouldn't have bought it in the first place.
Also don't fall for anons telling you "but i like MIUI. MIUI is pretty good desu". PUT CM ON IT BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE.

citation needed

one of my 11.11 orders is already in my country, probably getting it tomorrow
it's like christmas but early

citation needed for what you stupid fuck

What's with all the newfags this weekend? Am I missing something? /csg/ is never this busy on a weekend.

for why you trust CM over Miui. you haven't provided any reason, you've just said you must

who would even trust you lol

I'll probably end up putting CM on it but I want to try MIUI first.

So, does Gaybest ship their phones with malware and will I have to flash GApps on it?

The only people who don't immediately root their chink phone and m flash CM are the normies who somehow think rooting their phone might break it. Those people don't belong on Sup Forums.

How is it connected if its a ball baring then its reeeeet

Not a bad looking Royal Oak replica.

Nigga you ain't getting it then. Customs gonna wear yo shit

Don't. Just don't.

You can't trust CM. It has Pajeet Botnet

And you're one of the guys who think you're better than everyone because MUH DUH STOCK ANDROID. Sup Forums would be a lot better without elitists like you.

Geez, CM is good but there's nothing wrong with playing a bit with the ROM it ships with.

>using the term normies non-ironically

youtube.com/watch?v=OplnEUDraSM

say hello to your bredrin

Are you living in Bizarro world or are you a chink comrade?
Here's your reason: CM is open-source and anyone can check it for back-doors versus chink Android OSes are closed-source and proven more than once that they spy on their users.

what are you hiding?

have you personally checked the CM code?

were Xiaomi even included in that list of companies doing it?

I use MIUI because it's a massive pain in the arse to unlock the bootloader

>what are you hiding?
just fuck off, you don't deserve replies

What's the best 32GB SSD available to buy from China?

who uses text messages? for realsies

like, if you use any of Whatsapp/Facebook/Google all of your messages, emails, calls, every fucking thing is already going to faceless data mining monsters and stored indefinitely

So what's the difference? Grow up

I text because it's easier than having 10 different message clients and will work on any mobile phone.

check the wiki senpai

WHere can I find a cheap aluminium crank set to replace mine?

pic related, threading on the pedal end got stripped. need to replace

>32gb being this poor

i mean i use Whatsapp and LINE but i've just accepted that my information and data isn't secure

just relax and give in

Can't ;_;

What?

Why would anyone who cares about the botnet even be using a smartphone?

wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

nice digits

precisely i don't give a fuck, but anons in here are pretending like they are any more secure with yanks reading all their shit instead of chinks

holy shit user can you not copy and paste?

This is troll

CM13 has shit camera. MIUI has better camera

Thanks best buddy!

Not just one line, only the whole block of text.

why would anybody buy such a small ssd when the current price to size ratio is 120gb
only reason to buy 32gb is your so poor you want to save a few bucks (pointlessly)

Ordered this from a Chink site. Hopefully it won't be complete shit

Forgot pic

Literally just a boot drive for my htpc so I can get to my movie 3s faster.
Remind me again why I need more than 32GB for a distro and a few select programs?

What's the easiest way to convert and compress videos in Windows? I got the WLtoys Q282G but the videos are fuckhueg .avi

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It'll be decent. At least the ones around 100 bucks are.

if you wear chink rolex everyone will realise it's a fake
thats why I love DW fakes, they are much cheaper anyway, so nobody suspects a fake

DW watches are for Starbucks drinking faggots.